The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation
Chapter 113 Local Specialties Chapter 114 Family Gathering
The person who arrived was Lu Rou.
But the next moment, the unknown object being held up quickly spoke.
"I'm a human being, I'm a human being!"
As she spoke, she twisted wildly, trying to break free from Lu Rou's restraints, but unfortunately, she couldn't break free even after struggling for a long time.
It was only at this moment that Lu Changfeng realized that the local specialty of the Hehuan Sect that Lu Rou mentioned was actually Cheng Xiaocheng.
puff!
Seeing this, Lu Changfeng burst into laughter, unable to straighten up.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Sis, what are you doing? Isn't this your best friend?"
"How come it's a local specialty of the Hehuan Sect in your mouth!"
Lu Rou immediately tossed Cheng Xiaocheng onto the sofa, found a place to sit down herself, and then retorted,
"Why isn't she a local specialty of the Hehuan Sect!"
"Let me analyze this for you!"
"Local specialties mean things that are particularly famous in a certain place, right?"
Lu Changfeng nodded.
"Sis, you're absolutely right about that."
Then Lu Rou pulled Cheng Xiaocheng up to show her.
"What's the Hehuan Sect most famous for? Isn't it its beautiful women? Cheng Xiaocheng, she's a local! So is it wrong for me to call her a local specialty?"
Good heavens, he exclaimed, "Good heavens!"
According to this theory, Cheng Xiaocheng really is a local specialty of the Hehuan Sect.
There was nothing he could do; his older sister was such a scatterbrain, so Lu Changfeng had no choice but to untie the ropes binding Cheng Xiaocheng.
Only then did Cheng Xiaocheng unleash her furious attacks on Lu Rou.
She originally came to discuss what to film next, but instead, Lu Rou grabbed her and gave her to Lu Changfeng as a local specialty.
Although she herself is very willing, it's not right to be normal. It's embarrassing to use this kind of bondage!
But Lu Rou didn't care about that.
"Hehehe, I said I'd grab a young woman for you, so here you are!"
"How about it? Your older sister treats you well, right?"
It's hard to say about other aspects, but this one is really good.
Cheng Xiaocheng, a cultivator at the peak of Foundation Establishment, has top-notch looks and figure. Coupled with her slightly goofy appearance, she gives off a very good vibe.
"That's true!"
"But wasn't this guy still talking about the struggle for the crown prince position last time? It's always like this, isn't it?"
"Aren't you afraid this girl will become the senior disciple of the inner sect?"
Lu Rou looked smug about this.
"Hmph! I'm already a core disciple. A mere senior sister in the inner sect is nothing to me. I can suppress her with a single hand."
At this moment, Cheng Xiaocheng, who was standing next to her, was unhappy and immediately retorted.
"Hey, you female gorilla, if you hadn't ambushed me, would you have been able to beat me? I'm a Golden Core cultivator now too!"
"If you're so capable, let's have a fair fight!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng's eyes lit up.
Hey!
Wouldn't it be hilarious to see women fighting?
He immediately started fanning the flames from the sidelines.
"Yeah, Sister Orange is awesome!"
"Sis, this won't do! You were just talking about manipulating the outer sect's senior sister, and now you've already messed up!"
"Sister Orange, go for it! I support you!"
"Sis, suppress her!"
Just then, Zhen Ji looked at Lu Changfeng with an empty bowl in hand.
"Dad, I'm finished eating!"
Immediately, all eyes in the room fell on Zhen Ji, who was holding up an empty bowl.
Upon seeing that it was a little girl, Lu Rou and Cheng Xiaocheng leaned back in horror.
"Holy crap, what's going on? Xiao Feng, you're married? And you have such a big child?"
Where's your wife?
Seeing this, Lu Changfeng explained,
"I'm not married, and she doesn't have a mother!"
"This is……"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Cheng Xiaocheng.
"etc!"
Suddenly, everyone's attention turned to Cheng Xiaocheng.
Then she first sniffed Zhen Ji, and then sniffed Lu Changfeng. A wicked smile appeared on her face.
"I see!"
"You just said it yourself, you don't have a wife, and this little guy doesn't have a mother either!"
"So you're adopted!"
"But I just smelled your scent again, and it's exactly the same as this little guy's!"
"If you were just holding a baby normally, the scent would only be concentrated on your hands and arms, but this scent is all over your body!"
"So the truth is only you; you did something unforgivable to this girl!"
"Hehehe, prepare to die! Today I sentence you to death, to be carried out repeatedly!"
As he spoke, he gave Lu Rou a meaningful look.
They had both seen this guy's behavior clearly, and instead of trying to stop him, they were trying to fan the flames.
This needs to be dealt with properly.
As expected, Lu Rou immediately understood her meaning and stood up to express her opinion.
"Well done, Lu Changfeng! Although you are my brother, we cultivators should act on behalf of Heaven!"
"Perfect, I know lightning magic! Hehehe!"
Almost instantly, the rope that had been tossed aside flew up and bound Lu Changfeng into a caterpillar shape.
Fortunately, after he begged for mercy and made promises, the two women finally let him go.
It was only at this point that Lu Changfeng explained Zhen Ji's origins to the two of them, but he didn't mention the Azure Lotus Seed. He only said that he accidentally discovered a seed that still had vitality, and it unexpectedly grew.
The two were amazed after hearing this.
"Hmm, Lu Zhenji, that sounds pretty good, but I didn't expect you to be a little bonsai!"
"Quick, quick, change back so I can see!"
They weren't too surprised by Zhen Ji's identity, after all, this was the world of cultivation, where spiritual herbs, plants, and even minerals could potentially take human form.
Especially now that we are in a period of glorious transformation for the Immortal Path, such things happen even more often, so it's not surprising at all.
Soon, Zhen Ji took a flowerpot, inserted her little feet into it, and before everyone's eyes, it transformed into a pot of small flowers with yellow petals and pink stamens.
"Wow, it's so beautiful!"
Almost instantly, the two women gasped in surprise upon seeing Zhen Ji's true form.
After Zhen Ji transformed back, both of them wanted to hold the little cutie in their arms, but in the end, Zhen Ji chose to sit in Lu Changfeng's lap.
This scene immediately made the two of them look aggrieved!
My little cutie doesn't get close to me.
It's awful!
Fortunately, after these minor incidents, the group was able to get down to business.
Lu Changfeng originally thought that filming Chinese Paladin this time would be enough.
After all, this is a whole series, enough for them to film for a long time.
But it doesn't feel right to train for two TV series in the same series all at once, so let's choose another TV series instead!
After much thought, he set his sights on a TV series he hadn't seen before, called Daji, a story centered on Daji who ultimately dies alongside King Zhou.
He had originally planned to use these two scripts to manipulate the two people, but he didn't expect them to be snatched away so easily.
A month later, the cold script was finally replaced by a warm 20 spirit stones.
Therefore, he had no choice but to tearfully show off a huge table of golden shark fin soup with Zhen Ji.
Chapter 114
"Old Deng, turn around,"
As he spoke, Lu Changfeng continued forward, holding up a square jade tablet about the size of his palm.
Upon closer inspection, one can see that a glimmer of light occasionally flashes within the jade slip, indicating that it is in operation.
Upon hearing Lu Changfeng's voice, Lu Yuange, who was fishing at Tianxing Bay, subconsciously turned around.
But when he saw Lu Changfeng holding up the video jade slip and recording something, he immediately exploded.
"You little rascal, are you trying to film me making a fool of myself again?"
"I'm telling you, that's impossible!"
"Get away! Get away right now!"
As he spoke, Lu Yuange waved his hand repeatedly, signaling Lu Changfeng to leave.
They were clearly terrified of being tricked by Lu Changfeng, and now they react hastily to the slightest disturbance.
However, Lu Changfeng immediately panicked!
"Hey, Old Deng, how dare you talk like that!"
"This family outing was your suggestion; I was just recording this wonderful day!"
"You actually reacted like this? I'm so heartbroken."
As he spoke, Lu Changfeng immediately put on a hurt expression, which made Lu Yuange question his existence.
Could this brat really just be making simple notes?
"Okay, okay, you can record it, but don't disturb my fishing. Don't you know that for a fisherman, getting the first bite is always the most important thing?"
However, Lu Changfeng had no intention of letting him off so easily.
"that's all?"
"Then what else do you want!"
"Apologize! Because of your words, my young heart, barely twenty years old, has been deeply hurt. Shouldn't it be normal for you to apologize?"
"You, you, you've gone too far!"
"Oh, so what if I tell Mom?"
"Okay, okay, I apologized. I was wrong, alright? Now that you've apologized, hurry up and leave. Don't disturb my fishing."
Seeing Lu Yuange's reluctant apology, Lu Changfeng smiled happily.
"Hehehe, Old Deng, let me see how many fish you've caught!"
Without waiting for Old Deng's reaction, he wanted to see how many fish were in the fish basket.
Seeing this, Lu Yuange immediately panicked. Did others not know? There were no fish in the fish basket!
He immediately kicked the fish basket into the water, and as it sank to the bottom, Lu Yuange breathed a sigh of relief before looking triumphantly at Lu Changfeng.
"Oops, I slipped and broke the fish basket!"
"How about this, why don't you come back in a few hours, and I'll have you take notes properly then?"
Seeing that Lao Deng was in such a state, what could Lu Changfeng say? He could only sigh helplessly.
"Alright, alright, I'll go record the other people's information then."
Following the lawn full of wildflowers, he soon saw the three little ones playing.
"Ahhh, help me, help me, there are bees!"
"Help me!"
In the flower bushes ahead, Zhen Ji was frantically fleeing, while behind her swarmed a huge number of bees.
It turns out that Zhen Ji is a spiritual plant, so her pollen is extremely attractive to ordinary bees. Once there is a first bee, there will be a second, and that's how it turned out.
Meanwhile, Lu Changlei and Lu Yue, who were standing next to her, were also quickly driving away the bees.
But clearly, against such a large number of bees, the three little ones' attack power was negligible.
Faced with such a childlike scene, most people would probably be laughing so hard they'd choke, but Lu Changfeng didn't dare to laugh at all.
What is Zhen Ji? She is a spiritual plant. What is a bee? It collects nectar and pollinates flowers at the same time.
And what are bees? They're yellow, and given their current behavior...
"Holy crap, there's a blond guy."
"Quick, all three of you come to my side, and watch me chop these blondies to pieces."
Upon hearing Lu Changfeng's voice, the three little ones immediately rushed over.
He narrowed his eyes as he watched a swarm of bees rush towards him.
"How dare you do such a heinous thing to my little darling."
"Forget the formalities, just electrocute me!"
Then a dark cloud appeared out of nowhere, and the next moment, countless tiny lightning bolts rained down on the swarm of bees as if they were free.
Each lightning strike turns a swarm of bees into charred remains before they fall to the ground.
In the blink of an eye, this huge swarm of bees was completely dead.
Only at this moment did the three little ones finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Wow! Dad, you're amazing!"
The two little ones next to them nodded repeatedly.
"Yeah, second brother, you're amazing!"
Lu Changfeng was immediately coaxed into becoming an embryo by the praise of the three little ones.
So the result was that the three little ones had already left with smiles on their faces, but he was still grinning foolishly.
After realizing what had happened, they discovered that the video jade slip's storage space was already half full.
So he hurried over to his mother's place.
At that moment, she and Lu Rou were having a private chat.
However, Lu Changfeng was chased away by his mother before he could even get close.
"Get out of here, what are you doing here, a guy, sidling up to us women? This is all private conversation."
"Get out of here right now."
Seeing that he hadn't recorded much, Lu Changfeng got angry and left.
Seeing that the recording was almost finished, he turned around and found a place where he could feel a breeze and smell the fragrance of flowers. He took out a blanket, put it down, and lay down on it.
The warm sunshine and gentle breeze stirred the vast sea of flowers; at this moment, it seemed that nothing else mattered.
In this pleasant state, Lu Changfeng slowly fell asleep without noticing.
The first person to notice that Lu Changfeng had fallen asleep was Zhen Ji. Seeing that her husband was actually asleep, she smiled slightly and then snuggled into Lu Changfeng's arms.
Then came Lu Changlei and Lu Yue, who were following Zhen Ji. The two were already quite tired after running around like crazy, and now that they had this place, they could just fall asleep as soon as they touched it.
Before long, my older sister Lu Rou also joined the group of people going to sleep, but judging from the corner of her mouth, she was probably having a sweet dream.
Upon discovering that the children were missing, Zhuge Feng and Lu Yuange immediately began searching for them.
Fortunately, both of them were at the Foundation Establishment stage and possessed divine sense, so they soon saw the sleeping children.
The two of them burst into laughter without realizing it.
"Hey, we've been looking for ages, and these guys are sleeping here!"
"But they seem to be enjoying themselves, so why don't we give it a try?"
Upon hearing Lu Yuange's suggestion, Zhuge Feng chuckled and agreed.
Then they saw them lie down next to them.
While everyone else was sleeping, Lu Yuange suddenly opened his eyes and then quietly reached for the video jade slip on Lu Changfeng's chest, which was still working.
Lu Yuange smiled and pointed the camera at himself, then sighed and spoke softly.
"Oh, son, I know, given my lifespan, I probably won't live to see you get married!"
"But I still want to say that no matter how many times you've tricked me, you're still my good son."
Not long after Lu Yuange put down the jade slip, it was picked up again, this time by Zhuge Feng.
She secretly glanced around the screen, then lingered on Lu Changfeng's face for a long time before turning her gaze to herself.
"Son, Mom loves you!"
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