The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation
Chapter 124 Insufficient Skill
However, at this moment, Lu Yuange, who was inside the coffin, felt a chill run down his spine!
broken,
I was just sleeping in a coffin, how did it suddenly turn into me being dead!
Should we go out and explain?
But when I think about how many people are crying so sadly, I'm afraid I'll get beaten to death if I suddenly jump out!
He immediately decided to wait until everyone had left in the evening before explaining things properly, and at worst, he would bring gifts to apologize to these people afterwards.
Thinking of this, he deliberately started to play dead.
Outside, Lu Yuange's funeral was still ongoing.
Soon Aunt Jiang arrived with her entourage. Besides her, there was also a young cultivator dressed in Taoist robes. This young cultivator's cultivation level was not high, only at the mid-stage of Qi Refining.
As soon as Aunt Jiang arrived, she patted Lu Changfeng's shoulder heavily.
"Little Feng, your father passed away suddenly, and I imagine you haven't found a Taoist priest yet. This is Master Liu, whom I specially invited!"
"Since the Taoist priest wasn't home, I called his eldest disciple over!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng was immediately moved to tears. To be honest, he had been so busy all morning that he hadn't had time to find a Taoist priest to help people pass away.
Fortunately, Aunt Jiang was there. After expressing her gratitude, the flower delivery came quickly. Luckily, the flowers were just ordinary chrysanthemums, and even if they were truly rare, some could be temporarily cultivated.
After delivering the flowers, Lu Changfeng finally approached Master Liu.
"I'm begging you, Taoist priest!"
Master Liu was immediately excited. He had always accompanied his master to help people pass on their lives before, but today was the first time he had presided over the ceremony on his own!
"Fellow Daoist, rest assured, I passed away with my master over twenty years ago. I guarantee your father will have a glorious passing!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng nodded and then went to his mother's side.
Soon, Master Liu began to wave the whisk in his hand. With each flick, a spiritual energy pattern would form above the coffin, and soon these patterns would form a rebirth mantra.
Only then did Master Liu let out a long breath, wipe the sweat from his brow, and look at the person in front of him.
"The auspicious time has arrived. Farewell, dear friend!"
Upon hearing this, everyone at the scene raised their hands, and butterflies of rebirth flew out one after another, eventually landing on Lu Yuange inside the coffin.
At this moment, Lu Yuange inside the coffin felt itchy all over, but now that the coffin lid had been opened, he couldn't scratch himself, and he didn't even dare to use a trace of spiritual power.
It's awful!
However, Master Liu, who was presiding over the ceremony, was even more distressed. At this moment, he looked at the corpse inside the coffin, which was now crawling with butterflies of the dead, and his face was full of question marks.
No, when Master reached this stage before, he began to ascend to immortality. Why is there no movement when it comes to me?
Oh no! His first job has resulted in such a huge mess. Will he be expelled from the funeral industry?
At this moment, Lu Changfeng also noticed the problem and immediately looked at Master Liu, who was frantically wiping his sweat in front of him.
Faced with the guests' gazes, Master Liu could only wipe his sweat and hurriedly speak.
"Everyone, there was a slight problem just now, let me try again!"
As Master Liu called out "Sending off the deceased" again, the butterflies of rebirth landed inside the coffin once more, and the two swarms of butterflies immediately covered the small bodies of the deceased.
At this moment, Lu Yuange's face was covered with butterflies of rebirth.
However, everything is still the same as the first wave.
Now he was not facing the gaze of the guests, but the gaze of everyone present.
Goodness, are you any good at your job, little Taoist priest?
Master Liu finally sighed and then decisively summoned his master.
As soon as Master Liu entered, he gave him a look of disappointment, thinking to himself, "You've been on missions with me for so many years, how come you're still not proficient in your duties?"
He immediately went to Master Liu's side.
"I'll give you a good talking to when we get back. Now you better watch out, and you'll have to submit a two-thousand-word report when we get back!"
Then he bowed apologetically to the people around him.
"I apologize to everyone. This is my apprentice's first time presiding over a religious ceremony, so it's understandable that he's a little nervous. As his master, I apologize to everyone!"
"I will now preside over the ritual!"
However, it was all in vain. After the third wave of rebirth butterflies landed, there was still no movement inside the coffin.
Upon seeing this, the old Taoist priest knew this was no ordinary matter, but without much thought, he immediately pulled out his script.
"It seems this benefactor had a deep-seated attachment before death. He must have been a good man who loved his family, for he actually refused to pass away for their sake!"
"What a loyal and devoted person!"
"How can we send off such a loyal and compassionate person in an ordinary way? Today, I will make an exception for this benefactor and use my highest-level Rebirth Mantra to send him on his way!"
Hearing this, many people were immediately moved, thinking that the Taoist priest was truly a man of deep feeling!
For a moment, everyone present looked at the old Taoist priest with eyes full of admiration.
The young Taoist priest, Liu, was completely dumbfounded.
Holy crap, didn't you just fail to be reborn? How did things turn out like this in just a few words!
Seeing his apprentice's shock, the old Taoist priest smiled smugly and said, "Kid, you should learn from me!"
Then he began to wave the whisk again, and this time the spiritual talisman formed was larger and more luxurious than before, and even dragons and phoenixes appeared, a sign of auspiciousness.
This would indeed be somewhat beneficial for a dead person, but unfortunately, Lu Yuange is not dead!
So after the fourth batch of Rebirth Butterflies landed, there was still no further movement.
There was nothing else the old Taoist priest could do, so he had to pull out his ultimate move: calling for reinforcements!
Before long, the old Taoist priest's master rushed in, and as soon as he entered, he fully displayed his Foundation Establishment stage strength.
He gave the old Taoist priest a good scolding as soon as he saw him.
"Little Li, what's wrong with you? This guy's a grown man, and he can't even do this simple thing right!"
Unfortunately, five minutes later, he also stood dejectedly to the side and started calling for reinforcements.
Good heavens, this scene gave Lu Changfeng goosebumps. Good heavens, is Old Deng really that obsessed?
Before long, the old Taoist master's master rushed over. This was a true master, whose cultivation had already reached the peak of the Foundation Establishment stage.
With just one glance, the Foundation Establishment stage expert's lips twitched when he saw two or three layers of Rebirth Butterflies standing inside.
Goodness, how many times have they tried? There's nowhere left to stand!
However, he quickly realized the problem. He immediately waved his hand, and the butterflies of rebirth filling the coffin gradually disappeared. Then, he took out a silver needle from his pocket.
Just as Lu Yuange was wondering what this person was going to do, he suddenly felt a needle being inserted into his philtrum.
Then the pain struck like a landslide or a tsunami.
"Awoooooo!"
Almost instantly, the moment the Daoist priest, who had reached the peak of Foundation Establishment, finished inserting the needle, Lu Yuange jumped out of the coffin with a scream.
After landing, he noticed that everyone, including Zhuge Feng and Lu Changfeng, was staring intently at him.
Upon seeing this, Lu Yuange's heart skipped a beat, but she still hunched her shoulders and forced a greeting.
"Hey everyone, it's pretty cool inside the coffin, wanna give it a try?"
Everyone's face immediately turned ashen.
"Damn it, beat him up!"
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