The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

"Ahem, Mom, can we stop talking about this?"

"Given my lifespan, wouldn't just picking anyone be a waste of my time?"

Upon hearing this, Zhuge Feng nodded, then casually asked,

"Alright, by the way, whose child is that? I'd like to ask them how they managed to get their child married so young, so I can help you find out beforehand!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

As expected of my mom, under normal circumstances, I would have been completely exposed by now.

After all, this kid is just a little old man; calling him a friend is just an excuse.

While Mom's actions seemed to be for her own good, she actually managed to extract an important clue.

But this was exactly what he was waiting for, and at that moment, a little idea came to him.

Old Deng, now you'll have to call me dad!

quack quack!

Thinking of this, he coughed lightly.

"Mom, I have a friend who has an illegitimate child, and the child is quite grown up, but he's afraid to bring the child home. What should he do to get his family to accept him?"

Upon hearing this, Zhuge Feng was immediately startled.

According to her understanding, "I have a friend" usually refers to herself.

Could it be that the child is Xiao Feng's own, his grandchild?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

You can be easy to talk to about everything else about your son, but when it comes to finding a wife, he absolutely refuses to compromise. He even suspects that if he met someone he didn't like, he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do anything about her, even if she were delivered right to his side.

So there's only one conclusion: he's taking the blame for Lao Lu!

She immediately sneered.

"Xiao Feng, don't tell me that child is your son!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng immediately stiffened his neck.

"That's right, he is my son! Whether you acknowledge it or not, that's the truth!"

Seeing her son still trying to argue, Zhuge Feng couldn't help but laugh.

I'm so angry!

"Well done, son! I never knew you had this talent!"

"By the way, when is my grandson coming home? I can't wait to see him!"

Finally, to the delight of the two, Lu Rou, accompanied by Little Old Man Deng and the two little devils, knocked on the door.

Seeing this, Lu Changfeng immediately rushed to open the door. As soon as he opened it, he kept winking at the little old man. Lu Yuange also noticed Zhuge Feng sitting on the sofa.

His heart skipped a beat.

Oh no, could it be that she found out about me?

"Son, your grandma's out of seclusion today! Come and see her!"

After saying that, Lu Changfeng smiled and led everyone into the room.

Upon hearing this, Lu Yuange was instantly enraged and immediately stared straight at his own brat.

You unfilial son, why don't you look at what you're saying?

However, Lu Changfeng immediately explained with his eyes.

There's no other way, Mom found out about you, so I'll have to be your dad for now, Lao Deng. This is the best solution I can think of!

Old Deng was furious. This was definitely the brat's revenge for kicking him when he was done with his help this morning.

But with so many people watching, Lu Yuange didn't want to reveal his identity, yet he still found it hard to bring himself to call his son "Dad."

Damn it, isn't there a better way?

However, faced with Lu Changfeng's ambiguous smile, Lu Yuange couldn't help but mentally give him the middle finger.

Gan!

Once I recover, don't blame me for being ruthless!

He immediately gritted his teeth and spoke with difficulty.

"Yes, Father!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Rou and the others gaped in astonishment. Good heavens, Old Deng had really been tricked this time!

Lu Changfeng, meanwhile, was inwardly celebrating wildly.

Choking to death, the first phase of the operation was a success!

Wuhu!

He then quickly drew a stream of Azure Lotus Qi from his Qi Sea and slapped it directly onto Little Old Deng.

The next moment, as the azure lotus energy took full effect, the little old man slowly transformed into the young old man, and finally returned to his original form.

Lu Changfeng immediately reported it to his mother.

"Mom, I want to report this! Old Deng got injured and turned into a child, so he's afraid to go home and is recuperating here with me!"

"He forced me to do all of this!"

"My dear mother, you are wise!"

At that moment, everyone present, seeing Lu Changfeng's shameless behavior, gave him the middle finger.

Good grief, he just screwed over Harden, and then immediately betrayed him, and in this way at that.

So many bamboo shoots!

You've taken all the bamboo shoots from this mountain!

Although Lu Yuange, who had recovered, was still unclear about what was going on, he quickly begged for mercy.

"Honey, don't listen to this brat's nonsense! I really didn't mean it!"

Even Zhuge Feng had to admit at this moment that his own brat was really too much of a troublemaker.

The good news is that Lao Lu doesn't have any illegitimate children; the bad news is that Lao Lu didn't tell me he was seriously injured.

And judging from the way everyone else looks, it seems the whole family has been keeping it from me!

"Hmph, Lao Lu, you've gotten quite bold, haven't you? You actually kept such important information from me!"

"Come, come, I happen to have some private things to talk about with you, like husband and wife!"

"Elbow, let's go inside and have a proper talk!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Yuange shrank back, then muttered a soft excuse.

"Hey honey, we have so many kids, why don't we talk about this when we get home?"

However, in response to Lao Deng's words, Zhuge Feng grabbed him with a ruthless iron hand and dragged him into the bedroom that Lu Changfeng had specially prepared for them.

Then a series of screams and crackling sounds came from inside.

Upon hearing this sound, Lu Changfeng and the others who were still outside couldn't help but silently mourn for Old Deng.

Even with the formation in place, they could hear everything from outside. Old Deng is probably in grave danger!

Then, Lu Rou, Zhen Ji, Lu Changlei, and Lu Yue all looked at Lu Changfeng, the instigator of this incident.

Upon noticing this, Lu Changfeng immediately retorted,

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you all staring at me like that? I just healed Old Deng ahead of schedule!"

"Old Deng should be thanking me!"

"But he's my dad, so thanking him is nothing; it's just what I should do!"

He then called out to his parents, who were chatting enthusiastically inside the room.

"Old Deng, as the saying goes, 'Spare the rod and spoil the child,' this is Mom's most fervent expression of love for you!"

"Don't resist it; the best way to overcome fear is to face it!"

"Go for it! I believe in you!"

Seeing his eagerness to stir up trouble, the group gave him the middle finger again.

Having a son like you who loves to cause trouble for his father is the worst luck Old Deng has ever had.

Fortunately, after a flurry of beatings, Zhuge Feng's anger finally subsided.

Meanwhile, to prevent Lu Yuange from being unable to go out on missions while his injuries were still healing, he was deprived of the right to do so. Fortunately, he had work at the bus station, so overall, the situation remained largely unchanged.

However, Old Deng would always give him a resentful look whenever he saw him.

Lu Changfeng didn't care at all.

Old Deng is just there to screw over people!

However, after the annual meeting ended, Elder Liu found Lu Changfeng.

"Changfeng, the sect is currently lacking instructors for its new disciples. You've created some magical techniques, would you like to be a lecturer for a while? It'd be a lot of fun!"