The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation
Chapter 169 Tricking Xiao Deng
"Drink, drink up! I have plenty of spirit stones, drink as much as you want!"
"Come here, wife, let me kiss you. You're mine now!"
As he spoke, Wang Mang, drunk, leaned close to Kang Qing and pouted, a scene that immediately drew cheers from the surrounding crowd.
Lu Changfeng shouted from the side,
"Give me a kiss, give me a kiss!"
The wedding finally came to an end after everyone had made a good fuss.
When Lu Changfeng got home, his older sister was still taking care of the remaining two large eggs.
Because the three little ones consumed less medicinal power and did not cultivate, they were much faster. Now only Mom and Old Deng are still in egg form.
Upon seeing Lu Changfeng return, my older sister immediately beamed with joy.
"Quickly drink some tea to sober up. Even if you're a Foundation Establishment cultivator, you should drink less. What if something goes wrong?"
Lu Changfeng smiled and agreed with his older sister's concern, then placed the packed food on the table.
"Don't worry, it's just a few jars of wine, no problem at all!"
"By the way, how are Mom and Dad doing?"
In other words, they are all cultivators, so their hours are very flexible. If this were in my previous life, they would have been fired for not going to work for such a long time.
Hearing this, Lu Rou also laughed.
"Hehehe, don't worry, Mom and Dad are doing great!"
"But judging from the looks of it, it must have hatched in the last two days!"
Compared to Lu Rou's judgment, Lu Changfeng's judgment was more accurate. His mother's absorption was a little slower, needing another day or two, but Lao Deng's had definitely finished gestating.
The reason I'm not coming out now is simply because I don't want to.
He was immediately enraged, "You old man, Deng!"
So you're hiding here, looking for some peace and quiet!
Lu Changlei and Lu Yue are now four years old. Even though they are already very smart, they have reached the age where they are disliked by everyone. Although they can't cause any major trouble, they can really make a ruckus!
He had originally thought that since Old Deng and the others were still in the process of gestation, he would take on more responsibility and then hand it over to Old Deng and the others later. He never expected that Old Deng would play such a petty trick here.
As for why he couldn't be unaware of the changes outside, that's absolutely impossible. As a Foundation Establishment cultivator, he possesses divine sense and would definitely be able to see it!
But if that's the case, then don't blame him for being impolite.
quack quack!
After dinner, Lu Changfeng found Lu Changlei playing in the living room.
"Third brother, I have an exciting idea, wanna try it?"
He even raised an eyebrow as he spoke, giving me a look that said something good was coming his way.
However, Lu Changlei immediately shrank back in fright. Compared to his parents, he was more afraid of his second brother, because his second brother was really good at beating people!
But when he heard about a fun idea, he immediately became interested.
"What kind of idea is that, Second Brother!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng slowly smiled.
"Hehehe, didn't Old Deng turn into an egg? But it's not very pretty just sitting there bare. Go add some patterns to it, wouldn't that be exciting!"
However, Lu Changlei couldn't help but purse his lips.
"Hiss! Old Deng's probably going to beat me to death then!"
"Never mind!"
Lu Changfeng was not surprised by this, after all, the new generation of children are indeed smart, especially the third and fourth children, who became even smarter after being conceived.
But how could I possibly get him to give up!
"You're overthinking it. You're Old Deng's own son, you can't be killed!"
"Besides, the eggshell will disappear once it's opened. Who will be able to find it then, right?"
"You're making such a fuss, are you just too scared?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changlei immediately became anxious.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"It's just drawing a pattern, no big deal. Who says I'm afraid to!"
Lu Changfeng's smile widened immediately.
"Good job! I knew you weren't the cowardly type. What kind of man would be afraid of everything, right?"
Suddenly flattered by his praise, Lu Changlei felt a little elated.
"That's right, we men are just that tough!"
"Let's go, let's go draw now!"
The two soon arrived at the room where Old Dengdan was kept, but Lu Changlei hesitated when he reached the door.
"Hey, second brother, maybe we should just forget about it. It's not really that fun."
Lu Changfeng feigned anger at this.
"Third brother, look at you! You chicken out at the crucial moment!"
"Is he even a man anymore?"
"So what if you drew it in front of him? You're his own son, he's not going to kill you!"
"Look at me, I'm always screwing over Harden, and do you see him dare say a word? No way!"
"Now it's your turn. Cheer up, don't embarrass yourself!"
Provoked by Lu Changfeng's words, Lu Changlei immediately exploded.
"Fine, I'll go."
Lu Changfeng was overjoyed.
"Well done! That's a true Lu family man! That's how we face difficulties head-on!"
But what he was thinking was...
The three-piece fire-starting set is so useful! Don't lose face, keep your spirits up, well done!
"But I don't have a calligraphy brush or ink!"
In response to the suggestion made by the third brother, Lu Changfeng immediately took out a calligraphy brush and ink from his storage bag. Most importantly, the ink was a special penetrating ink, which could penetrate deeply into the wood with just a few strokes.
Looking at the two extra items in his hands, Lu Changlei felt like crying.
"Hey, are we sure Old Deng won't find out if we do this?"
Lu Changfeng immediately comforted him on this point.
"Don't worry, Old Deng will never find out."
Although Old Deng had completed the gestation process, under his control, a very small amount of the medicinal power was not absorbed and instead maintained the outer shell.
Therefore, in this situation, unless one actively releases their divine sense, they will have no perception of the outside world.
Old Deng is sleeping right now, so naturally he wouldn't find out.
However, the fact that it's not being discovered now doesn't mean it won't be discovered after it's released!
Hahaha, Old Deng, you're so lazy!
Lu Changfeng laughed inwardly, while Lu Changlei let out a long sigh of relief.
"That's good, that's good!"
Urged on by Lu Changfeng, Lu Changlei quickly began his creative work.
He took a brush and began to paint on the huge white egg, initially very carefully, but after realizing there was no movement inside, he completely let loose.
So, under his control, a turtle on the left and a soft-shelled turtle on the right were drawn.
Looking at Lu Changlei's painting, he couldn't help but smile at the thought of the loving father and filial son scene in a couple of days.
Suddenly his expression changed.
Oh no, Lu Changlei's movements were a bit too rough, causing Old Deng inside the eggshell to seem to wake up a bit.
Seeing this, he quickly stopped the third brother, who was painting.
"Wait a minute, you were moving too much just now, you almost woke up Old Deng, you know that!"
Upon hearing this, Lu Changlei was shocked, then filled with gratitude.
As expected of his own second brother, if he hadn't almost been exposed, he would have realized that he was indeed judging others by his own petty standards.
How could his second brother possibly betray him? He had even thought his second brother was trying to trick him before; he deserved to die!
Without any external action, Old Deng seemed to want to do something in his drowsy state, but forgot because he was asleep.
Only then did Lu Changfeng allow the third brother to continue his painting.
Finally, thanks to Lu Changlei's tireless efforts, the old man's egg was completely filled with patterns.
Looking at the strangely shaped egg in front of him, Lu Changfeng was quite surprised.
Hey!
This kid does have some artistic talent. Although it looks like he's just scribbling, some of his scribbles can actually be quite artistic!
At that moment, he had an epiphany!
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