The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

"Brother Lu, something terrible has happened! It seems my dad has found out about Xiao Qi!"

Lu Changfeng, who was about to leave the office, was suddenly startled by Li Mingfei's voice, but after realizing what was happening, he looked puzzled.

"You found out about Xiao Qi? Well, even if you found out, why are you in such a hurry?"

He was quite familiar with Wang Mang's technology; the appearance of the halo was incredibly realistic. If he hadn't been told beforehand, no one would have known that Xiao Qi was a puppet.

In addition, the fact that it has some intelligence to answer questions is not a problem. It just looks a bit dull, but that's not a big problem.

Seeing that Lu Changfeng didn't understand his meaning, Li Mingfei immediately became anxious.

"Oh, Brother Lu, it's like this!"

"You know my parents; ever since they became emperor, they've been pressuring me to get married every single day!"

"If we really meet, how will we resolve the issue of the child?"

"I don't want to be separated from Xiaoqi!"

Upon hearing this, he suddenly realized what was going on.

"So that's what you're worried about!"

"However, this is indeed a problem!"

He immediately turned to look at Xiao Qi, who was following behind Li Mingfei.

"Little Seven, has your father devised a plan for dealing with this?"

Once Wang Mang did something, he always did it to the best of his ability. Unless there were technical limitations, he would have made preparations in advance in most foreseeable situations.

"Yes, Uncle Lu, Father did indeed have contingency plans in place!"

Upon hearing "Uncle Lu," Lu Changfeng suddenly felt as if he had aged decades. How old was he? And yet he was being called "Uncle"!

Gan!

However, having a contingency plan is sufficient, so he immediately patted Li Mingfei on the shoulder.

"See? Wang Mang had already considered this kind of thing! You're all grown up now, yet you're still so impulsive!"

After Lu Changfeng said that, Wang Mang couldn't help but blush slightly.

"Ahem, Brother Lu, I'm just too caught up in the situation to see things clearly!"

He then immediately looked at Xiao Qi.

"Xiao Qi, tell me quickly, what contingency plan has your dad prepared!"

Xiao Qi nodded, and then began to explain with a serious expression.

"Master, Father has prepared three solutions!"

"First, insert the battle card into the slot and eliminate the target. This will prevent pressure to get married and a series of subsequent problems."

"This suggestion also perfectly solves this problem, with the advantages of being repeatable and quick!"

puff!

Almost instantly, Lu Changfeng and Li Mingfei couldn't help but spit out their food.

Good grief, this is how you deal with being pressured to get married?

But thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. If there are no people pressuring others to get married, then there won't be any pressure to get married!

"Ahem, Xiao Qi, let's skip this one, there are two more!"

Li Mingfei hurriedly asked.

There was nothing he could do. Although his father was always eyeing his meager earnings, he wouldn't go so far as to kill him outright.

Seeing that the first solution was rejected, Xiaoqi didn't show any strange expression, and then explained the remaining two solutions.

"Secondly, I can impersonate your deceased loved one and then use demonic cult methods to create a zombie from the corpse. This method can solve the infertility problem, and it will be kept secret to some extent even if your parents find out!"

Good heavens, he exclaimed, "Good heavens!"

But what they said makes perfect sense. If they were discovered to be heretics, wouldn't they be universally condemned? In that situation, wouldn't it be necessary to keep it a secret?

What was wrong with Wang Mang's brain? How could he come up with such a method?

Just as Lu Changfeng was sighing, Li Mingfei started having a terrible toothache. He'd tried three methods, but two of them were completely unusable.

He sighed again immediately.

"And what about the third one?"

He no longer expects Xiao Qi to provide a reasonable solution, since the root of the problem lies with him.

"Master, the third one is very simple. Xiao Qi can announce to the public that she is infertile."

Uh-huh?

"It's that simple?"

It wasn't that Li Mingfei didn't believe it; the key was that after the first two solutions were so groundbreaking, the third, so conventional, made him feel very uncomfortable.

"Yes, Master. According to Father's investigation, the vast majority of infertility cases are congenital. To solve this, one either needs to obtain special rare and precious materials or become a Golden Core cultivator."

"Neither of these two issues is easy to resolve, but there's a glimmer of hope, so there's a high probability that my master's parents will accept my shortcomings!"

Lu Changfeng, who was standing next to him, nodded in agreement after listening.

Indeed, infertility would probably be ridiculed in other cultivation novels, but it's quite normal in his cultivation world.

For a cultivator, congenital infertility is like a bug in software; if you don't do anything about it, that's the only problem you have.

But if you make any changes, other problems might arise.

Therefore, we will absolutely not take action against this congenital disease unless it is absolutely necessary.

However, things are different when you reach the Golden Core stage. With the Golden Core, everything in the body is like being reined in, which gives it a certain degree of self-adaptability.

"Okay, it's decided then. I'm sorry to trouble you, Xiao Qi!"

Li Mingfei made this decision immediately.

He then couldn't help but get excited. Even though Xiao Qi seemed to be with him every day, she had never actually met his parents, which made her seem a little hesitant.

Now that a solution has been found, this is fantastic news for him.

Li Mingfei then bid farewell to Lu Changfeng and took Xiao Qi's hand, hurrying home.

The next morning, Li Mingfei brought Xiao Qi over to share the good news.

"Brother Lu, great news! Great news!"

"Yesterday, thanks to the cooperation between Xiaoqi and me, Lao Deng, although upset, finally accepted it!"

"From now on, no one can stop Xiaoqi and me!"

After saying that, he grabbed Xiaoqi's body and shouted excitedly.

Little did they know, not far from them, a familiar figure was secretly watching them. This person was none other than Li Mingfei's father, Jin Di.

In fact, Lu Changfeng had discovered him, but after seeing the other party shake his head, he knew that Li Mingfei's excuse had not fooled him after all.

But this is for the best. Deception always comes to an end, and it's a good thing to take this opportunity to be completely honest.

Of course, a lot of it was also because he wanted to see Li Mingfei have a good time.

Who told this guy to be so clingy and affectionate in front of me every day?

Gan!

Meanwhile, Li Mingfei was still explaining his plan and discussing the next steps with great enthusiasm.

"Hehehe, Brother Lu, I've suddenly come up with a daring plan. Xiao Qi is my dad's daughter-in-law now!"

"My dad has to give his daughter-in-law some benefits!"

"Take the spirit stones in his hand, for example. Forget the low-grade spirit stones, he has over a thousand mid-grade spirit stones alone, and those twelve high-grade spirit stones. If he could get his hands on them all, hehehe, he'd never need spirit stones again for the rest of his life!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng couldn't help but ask,

"Your father is the emperor now. If you take all these spirit stones, won't he jump up and beat you up?"

However, Li Mingfei smiled wickedly.

"Brother Lu, you once said that the most regrettable thing in life is dying with money left unspent."

"Anyway, the world will belong to cultivators from now on; these mortal kingdoms will be overthrown sooner or later!"

"I'd rather benefit myself than let others benefit!"