The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

"No, I have no objection to what you do!"

"But the problem is, I've already sent them all away!"

As he spoke, Lu Changfeng realized for the first time the downsides of being too omnipotent.

However, Li Mingfei didn't care at all.

"Hehehe, so I built him a cenotaph, burned it down, and then had a bonfire party to celebrate!"

"If the person were really here, I wouldn't be able to burn them!"

Lu Changfeng immediately gave a thumbs up.

"Awesome! Wait here, I'll go find it for you right away!"

Because cultivators nowadays all have storage bags, they basically carry all sorts of useful items with them. As for things like clothes, one spirit stone can buy a lot of them, so they are not valuable and are basically bought as needed.

He quickly found Li Mingfei's old house in Tianxing City. He was also a cultivator, and a house was nothing to him.

When Lu Changfeng returned with the things, Li Mingfei asked the crucial question.

"Brother Lu, why did you bring all this furniture?"

Lu Changfeng was also a little embarrassed by this.

"Ahem, after we got there, we discovered that Li Bing's parents had already sold the house and taken the spirit stones back to their hometown."

"The new homeowners said that when they took possession of the house, there was nothing left inside except for the furniture."

"So I figured these pieces of furniture would be much more fire-resistant than clothes, so I brought them along!"

The entire office fell silent for a moment.

Suddenly, Feng Ninglu knocked on the door and walked in. Looking at the old furniture scattered on the floor, she was also puzzled.

"Lu Changfeng, Li Mingfei, what are you doing?"

"Why bother with all this junk furniture?"

"Shall we have a barbecue?"

Lu Changfeng almost couldn't hold back after hearing this.

Good heavens, moving furniture in to make barbecue skewers, how could she even connect such an absurd thing!

Fortunately, after Li Mingfei's explanation, Feng Ninglu was initially taken aback, but then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Li Mingfei, you're quite the talent!"

"How could someone even think of something like that!"

"Never mind, since you're so kind, I'll lend you a hand!"

"Just wait for my good news!"

It was quite some time after everyone left that Lu Changfeng and Li Mingfei finally realized what had happened.

"What did you say? Why is she suddenly announcing she's going to help?"

However, Li Mingfei was also full of question marks when faced with Lu Changfeng's question.

"I don't know!"

Then, a few days later, while the two were still completely bewildered, they received an invitation.

When they arrived at their destination and saw the people inside the room, they were both startled.

Besides Feng Ninglu, the conference room also included Ma Changshou, the rogue female Taoist Yun Yan, her older sister Lu Rou, and the successors of other major forces.

Seeing this, Li Mingfei couldn't help but mutter under his breath.

"Brother Lu, what are you doing? Are you trying to pull us into a rebellion?"

It's no wonder Li Mingfei thought that way. The main reason is that this person's rank is too high. He is either the confirmed successor or the successor's reserve. How could he not think too much about it?

However, upon hearing Li Mingfei's mutterings, everyone present couldn't help but laugh.

In the end, Feng Ninglu spoke first.

"Ahem, okay, stop thinking like that!"

"Let me tell you about today's meeting. To put it simply, we originally intended it to be a small event, but the sect leader and the others overheard it and thought it was a great opportunity to enhance everyone's reputation!"

"We're planning a big farewell ceremony, and that's why we called you all here today to discuss its name and the specific procedures!"

The others nodded in agreement after hearing this.

While strength reigns supreme in the cultivation world, in a demonic sect, strength is paramount.

However, since they are upright, we also need to consider their reputation. A good reputation will make it easier for them to manage the sect in the future without much resistance.

After a heated discussion, the farewell ceremony was named "Why Be Sad About Departing Relatives, Let's Have Fun!" or simply "Farewell Party!"

When the name came out, Feng Ninglu couldn't help but laugh, and then everyone else couldn't help but laugh too.

They hadn't noticed anything strange about the name when they were discussing it, but once they calmed down, they realized how odd it really was.

But since it's already decided, it can't be changed no matter how strange it is, because nobody knows if the next name will be even more outrageous.

In short, once the name was decided, the remaining procedures were quite simple.

Aside from the final bonfire ceremony to send off the deceased, the preceding segments consisted of some entertainment designed to liven up this somber occasion.

However, considering the somber atmosphere of these people, the program at the beginning did need to fit the current scene, but it became more and more upbeat as it went on, gradually changing and making the people who had lost their loved ones feel happy without them even realizing it.

Lu Changfeng didn't know if the others would be happy, but he himself would definitely be very happy!

However, before Lu Changfeng could even have a chat with his older sister after the meeting ended, Ma Changshou stopped him.

"Brother Lu, please help us out! This time, our Tianxing Sect is hosting the opening event at Lirenkai!"

"I really can't think of any talent performances I can come up with. I can't exactly go up and sell flowers, can I?"

Hearing this, Lu Changfeng couldn't help but ponder.

"That's definitely a problem!"

"Let me think! This performance that starts with sadness is going to be difficult!"

Although the Tianxing Sect is indeed a little more open than traditional sects, the Hehuan Sect is the real professional when it comes to performances!

We agreed to do it together, but why was only the Hehuan Sect allowed to send people in the end?

Moreover, most people only know the funeral music when they think of sad programs, but it's impossible to actually perform funeral music here.

So this is a big problem.

Suddenly he remembered the song he had downloaded for his old friend back then, and thought it was quite fitting for the current situation.

"Yes, I already have a plan."

"Hey, when I was little, I sang a song for my husband, and he cried his eyes out. So, when you find someone else to sing this song as the first song, you'll definitely have no problem!"

"Then everyone will take turns performing, one act per family. When it's our Tianxing Sect's turn again, we'll really get the party started!"

There are very few funeral dirges in this world because death is considered unlucky, but there are still plenty of fun and excitement programs.

Sure enough, Ma Changshou immediately understood after listening.

"Thank goodness, it's all thanks to you, Brother Lu, that you have a solution!"

"That's settled then. I'll bring some people to see you tomorrow at noon! You'll have to explain this to them properly then!"

The next day at noon, because Feng Ninglu knew that he was going to help Ma Changshou deal with the Lirenhai program, she generously gave him three days of paid leave.

So it wasn't until Ma Changshou arrived with his men that things really got interesting.

Lu Changfeng, wearing shorts and with an ice pop in his mouth, went to greet them.

"You're here! Please have a seat, please have a seat!"

After an introduction, it was revealed that the middle-aged man who brought them was one of the few sound cultivators in the Tianxing Sect. Such people have an added advantage when singing, so it was most appropriate to entrust the task to him!

Lu Changfeng had no objection to this; he simply placed the jade slip he had previously given to Lao Deng on the table.

"This is the song! You guys should listen to it!"

Although Lao Deng had hidden himself quite well, unfortunately, in Lu Changfeng's eyes, Lao Deng's efforts were all in vain.

The divination techniques of the heavens are truly professional!