The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

Now that he'd been exposed, Lu Changfeng decided to stop pretending. He immediately teleported out and reappeared wearing a short-sleeved shirt, shorts, and his signature crispy sausage.

Once he got to his seat, he plopped down on the ground, propping his head up with one hand and putting a sausage into his mouth with the other.

Seeing this scene, Xiaoqing and Xiaofen's hearts finally died!

Oh no, the image of the lord they always saw has collapsed!

Waaaaah, sir, your passing was so tragic!

However, even after the seal was broken, Lu Changfeng couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh no, all the image I worked so hard to create is ruined!"

"This is all that bastard Lu Changlei's fault!"

"Give him a good beating, beat him hard!"

Upon hearing Lu Changfeng's order, Lu Changlei's screams grew even louder.

That's right, the bamboo in the back also developed sentience, but it didn't reach the standard for taking human form.

The same applies to lotus flowers, except they prefer to chat quietly at night.

Before long, Lu Changlei, his face bruised and swollen, was thrown back with a bamboo whip, which also gave him a face-braking experience.

Looking at the third brother lying on the ground, Lu Changfeng's lips curled up into a mad grin.

"Third brother, why are you lying on the ground? You'll catch a cold!"

"Come here, why are you covered in wounds? Here, second brother, I have a towel with salt on it, let me wipe it for you!"

Good heavens, they exclaimed, "Good heavens!"

I thought the ordeal was over after Lu Changlei got beaten up, but it turns out there's a second hurdle.

Sure enough, Lu Changlei was unwilling to hear this. He was 25 years old now, no longer a child. How could he not see through his cunning second brother's plan!

Revenge, pure and simple revenge.

So what if I exposed your true colors? Is it really necessary to get so angry?

Thirty years east of the river...

Unfortunately, seeing Lu Changfeng's rag gradually approaching, he decisively backed down.

"Ahem, second brother, well, I think this is fine, we don't need to wipe it!"

Unfortunately, his idea was still ruthlessly rejected by Lu Changfeng.

"Third brother! Don't you know the saying, 'I don't care what you think, I care what I think!'"

After saying that, he gave a wicked smile, and then used his spiritual power to control Lu Changlei while starting to wipe him with the specially made towel.

He kept wiping while chuckling.

Lu Changlei began to scream again, his heart-wrenching cries comparable to a pig struggling desperately during the Lunar New Year.

Fortunately, Lu Changfeng ultimately didn't intend to kill him, so after rubbing the wounds five, six, seven, or eight times, he finally used the Azure Lotus Qi to heal his injuries.

However, as soon as the kid was put down, he hid behind Old Deng.

Lu Changfeng immediately laughed at this.

"You're a 25-year-old man, why are you still hiding behind your parents like a child!"

"As a man, I'm very disappointed in you!"

Everyone silently complained about this in their hearts.

Good grief, who do you think did this?!

As for Lu Changlei, he had already started to shout in his heart, "Thirty years east of the river, the river flows east!"

However, that's impossible for him in his lifetime!

After playing around for a while, Lu Changfeng continued speaking.

"Alright, you all know about the dojo now. I was originally planning to tell you when I was going away for an extended period, so you could come here to hide if there was any danger!"

"But even if you know now, it's the same. Currently, Changfeng Immortal Island is enveloped by an array, and normally, even if someone knows about this place, they can't get in without authorization!"

"If anything really happens to you, come here and hide!"

"At that point, not only will Nascent Soul cultivators be unable to find the place, but even Deity Transformation cultivators won't be able to find it!"

Everyone nodded in agreement. There had been a lot of commotion in the polar regions recently. Even though it was extremely far from Tianxing City, having a place to hide was not a bad thing.

"Well, since we're already here, I'll also give a sermon, and you can all listen."

Before long, the group arrived at the center of the main hall.

At this moment, Lu Changfeng sat cross-legged on the cloud, while his mother and the others sat on the futons below.

This futon was no ordinary item; it was made by adding powder from the Tai Chi Enlightenment Stone.

This Tai Chi Enlightenment Stone was originally 25 years old, but unfortunately, it already had a better Mythical Enlightenment Tea, so I was wondering if it could be used as material.

Surprisingly, it actually succeeded.

The powder from the already extremely old Tai Chi Enlightenment Stone, combined with his own powerful weapon-refining abilities, resulted in a Tai Chi meditation cushion that was comparable in effect to a normal ten-thousand-year-old Tai Chi Enlightenment Stone.

Although the effect was far inferior to the original, the original could continue to grow. So, with his scraping and rubbing, the Tai Chi Enlightenment Stone returned to its original age of just over 100,000 years.

However, he also gained 100 Tai Chi cushions as a result, which can be considered a small gain.

Sitting on the Tai Chi cushions, everyone felt their minds were incredibly sharp, as if an invisible hand was guiding them through something they had been unable to break through for a long time.

But everyone knew in their hearts that this was only the effect of the meditation cushion; if they were to actually begin preaching, the effect would certainly be even more exaggerated.

As expected, as Lu Changfeng began to preach, everyone immediately entered into a state of comprehension.

A month later, the group finally emerged from their reverie, and everyone wore expressions of joy.

"Hiss, this brat of mine is quite good at preaching. No wonder he was able to enlighten two young disciples. Just this one lecture has been more rewarding than a hundred years of my own practice."

At this moment, Lu Yuange, who was in the very center, couldn't help but sigh.

Zhuge Feng also agreed with his sentiments.

"Indeed, I've always been puzzled as to why I couldn't successfully refine some pills, but this time I've finally found a solution!"

As the two regained consciousness, the others finally emerged from this strange sensation.

When they recalled what they had gained, everyone was quite surprised.

Just as they were having a heated discussion, Xiao Qing and Xiao Fen slowly walked in carrying a plate full of spirit fruits and crispy sausages.

"Master, mistress, and everyone else, the master has left a message for you!"

After saying that, Xiaoqing took out her phone and opened a video.

In the video, Lu Changfeng is patting a stack of documents half his height on his desk and looking at the screen with a grin.

"Old Deng, as you can see, you should have woken up by now after seeing this video!"

"See all these documents behind me? These are all accumulated over the past two weeks. If you hadn't woken up soon, these documents would have filled an entire table."

"So have some spirit fruit and some grilled sausages to tide you over, then come back to work, hahahaha."

Faced with Lu Changfeng's loud laughter, everyone turned to look at Xiao Qing and Xiao Fen.

"Hey, Xiao Qing, when did that brat send this video?"

In response to Lu Yuan's question, Xiao Qing immediately replied.

"Reporting to Master, this video was sent by the master about two weeks ago."

Upon hearing this, everyone gasped in shock.

Then he looked at Lu Yuange with a strange expression.

The image shows something from two weeks ago; two weeks have passed, and there must be many more files now.

And don't forget about the post office!

It looks like Old Deng won't be able to go home for several days.