Humans, starting with chat groups, rampage across the heavens.
Chapter 26: Freebie? A Dry Corpse?
After parting ways with Weiwei and returning to his room, Lu Chen finally had time to check the storage bag that Ling Xuzi had given him.
Upon closer inspection, Lu Chen discovered that his cheap master was actually quite generous.
This storage bag contains several hundred bottles of herbal elixir alone, and several more bottles contain herbal pills, an upgraded version of the herbal elixir.
It seems that connections really matter when you're in the game.
In the original story, Ye Fan painstakingly collected only a few dozen bottles of herbal elixir, while Lu Chen easily obtained hundreds of bottles, and could even get more after using them up. The difference is simply too great.
In addition, there were some other miscellaneous cultivation resources, as well as a cultivation manual and a flying sword.
Lu Chen glanced at it and found that this cultivation method was the current inherited cultivation method of Lingxu Cave Heaven, which recorded the contents from the Wheel Sea Secret Realm to the Dao Palace Secret Realm.
However, Lu Chen's "Dao Jing" has now evolved into the complete Wheel Sea Scroll, and it won't be long before the Dao Palace Scroll is also completed. Naturally, he looks down on the cultivation method of Lingxu Cave Heaven.
In addition, although this storage bag is not of high grade, its internal space is much larger than Xiao Yan's storage ring.
After moving everything from the storage ring into his storage bag, Lu Chen opened the chat group and returned the storage ring to Xiao Yan using a red envelope.
……
Group message: The group owner sent Xiao Yan a red envelope.
Lu Chen: "Huo Huo, I'm returning the ring to you. I also put a few little trinkets inside. You can let your teacher take a look and see if they're useful to you."
Xiao Yan: "Actually, Lu Ge'er didn't need to return this storage ring to me. Now that Master has woken up, he has already given me his storage ring, which is much bigger than mine."
Xiao Yan: "Brother Lu, what's in this bottle? My teacher said the energy it contains is quite violent, and even a low-level Dou Zhe might not be able to withstand it."
Lu Chen: "This stuff is called Hundred Herbs Elixir. It's a low-level resource we use here to assist beginners in their cultivation."
Xiao Yan: "Uh! Brother Lu, are all the people on your side this physically strong?"
Lu Chen: "The cultivation method in my world initially relies on tapping the essence in one's own life wheel to cultivate, and it focuses more on tempering the physical body. Some people with special physiques can split mountains and crush stars with the strength of their physical body alone when they reach the later stage of cultivation."
Huang Rong: "Wow! So Lu Chen's world is this amazing!"
Xu Qi'an: "Brother Lu is awesome! (Voice cracking.jpg)!"
Xiao Yan: "Miss Rong'er is online! And you, Xu Qi'an, aren't you usually the most active? Why haven't you said a word all day?"
Xu Qi'an: "After our conversation last night, I learned that Zhou Xianping, the Vice Minister of Revenue, is one of Xu Pingfeng's men. Of course, I have to investigate this guy's weaknesses so I can take him down!"
Xiao Yan: "So, how's your investigation going?"
Xu Qi'an: "Of course, it was a very fruitful experience!"
Xu Qi'an: "I have investigated and found that Zhou Xianping has an only son named Zhou Li. Zhou Li is a typical spoiled brat who is good for nothing. He is Zhou Xianping's weakness."
Xu Qi'an: "I also found out that Zhou Li is a big fan of the brothel, especially a courtesan named 'Fu Xiang.' So I'm planning to go to the brothel right now to find Fu Xiang and ask her about Zhou Li's past, then find a way to set a trap for him and implicate Zhou Xianping in his death."
Xiao Yan: "Are you sure you're going to the brothel to investigate Zhou Li, or because you're interested in that courtesan, Fu Xiang?"
Xu Qi'an: "Brother Huo Huo, I'm a model youth who received nine years of compulsory education and is of impeccable morals. How could I possibly be interested in a place like that? You're utterly slandering me! Slandering me!"
Xiao Yan: "Really? It doesn't seem very believable."
Xiao Yan: "Brother Lu, in the story you've read, is Xu Qi'an really a paragon of virtue? @Lu Chen"
Xu Qi'an: "Brother Lu, you need to help me clear my name and let Xiao Huohuo know what a good socialist youth really is!"
Upon seeing Xu Qi'an's words, Lu Chen almost burst out laughing.
Lu Chen: "Well, how should I put it? I can say I have a very deep impression of this!"
Lu Chen: "In the original storyline, this was indeed Xu Qi'an's first time visiting the brothel, but after that, he was unstoppable. I remember the most frequently mentioned line in the original storyline was, 'Nothing to do today, so I'm listening to music at the brothel.'"
Xiao Yan: "Pfft... Hahahaha..."
Xiao Yan: "Nothing much to do today, so I'm listening to music at the brothel. Xu Qi'an, you're quite something, a role model for us all!"
Xu Qi'an: "Sigh..."
Xu Qi'an: "Um, Brother Lu, are you sure you're not mistaken? Could it be that you've read too many novels and mixed up the plots of other novels? I... I'm a law-abiding citizen!"
Lu Chen: "Don't worry, this scene is a classic part of the original work, I remember it very clearly."
Lu Chen: "This courtesan, Fu Xiang, is a huge fan of poetry. In the original story, you directly plagiarized her, instantly winning her heart with the line 'Sparse shadows slant across the clear, shallow water; a faint fragrance drifts in the twilight.' Not only did you successfully extract information about Zhou Li from her, but you also gained the privilege of reading her poems for free for an extended period. Therefore, she is affectionately known as 'Xu the Freeloader' by many readers."
Xiao Yan: "Allow me to freeload?"
Xiao Yan: "Awesome! That's amazing! Brother Xu, I've decided, from today onwards, I'll affectionately call you Xu the Freeloader!"
Xu Qi'an: "Xiao Huohuo, you..."
Xu Qi'an: "Ah! My lifelong reputation! But... Brother Lu, do I really only need to copy a poem to get something for free?"
Xu Qi'an, who had already arrived at the entrance of the Jiaofangsi, felt an irrepressible surge of excitement upon seeing Lu Chen's message in the group chat.
Get it for free!
This is something so many men dream of, and he actually made it happen?
Xiao Yan: "Xu Bai Piao, I advise you to think carefully, otherwise... I'll get jealous! Damn it!"
Xu Qi'an: "Calm down! You can't have something like this just because you're envious! *smug*"
Lu Chen: "Actually, besides the nickname 'Xu the Freeloader,' you've also gained another resounding title in this matter. Do you want to know what it is? *smirks*"
Xu Qi'an: "Um! This doesn't seem like a good title either."
Xiao Yan: "I want to know, Brother Lu, tell me quickly!"
Lu Chen: "This title is 'The Dry Corpse Man'!"
Xiao Yan: "A dried-up corpse?"
Xu Qi'an: "Brother Lu, what does this title mean?"
Xiao Yan: "Could it be that Xu Qi'an took too much free stuff and was drained dry?"
Lu Chen: "No, no, no! The first '干' in '干尸人' (the dried corpse person) is actually an action."
……
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