Humans, starting with chat groups, rampage across the heavens.
Chapter 67 Qilin: Excuse me, is this a mental hospital cluster?
Chapter 67 Qilin: Excuse me, is this a mental hospital cluster?
Looking at the nicknames of the three new members, Lu Chen made a rough prediction about their identities.
First of all, the information about the name "Zulong Youth Edition" is too vague, and we don't have any clue at the moment.
The name "Super Sniper" reminded Lu Chen of a popular female character from the anime "Super God Academy" that he had watched in his previous life, Qi Lin.
As for whether it is true or not, that remains to be determined.
The third name, "The Arrogant Sister of the Spirit Hall," clearly refers to the Spirit Hall, specifically the Douluo Continent, which was described by many netizens as a "fantasy floor tile" in the previous life.
As a result, Lu Chen had a guess about the identity of this third newcomer.
Lu Chen: "Welcome to the group. If you have any questions, please read the group introduction first. There are some explanations I have written there."
As the group leader, Lu Chen still had to fulfill some of the duties of a group leader and couldn't be as silly as Xiao Yan and Xu Qi'an.
Not long after Lu Chen posted his message, a newcomer spoke up.
Super Sniper: "Multiverse Chat Group? Have scammers developed this kind of technology now?"
Super Sniper: "Besides, I'm a police officer! You guys are going a bit too far by scamming the police!"
As a qualified police officer, Qi Lin's first reaction to this situation was naturally that it was a case of telecommunications fraud.
As for the various worlds and universes mentioned in the group introduction, she had received a materialistic education since childhood and would never believe it!
Xiao Yan: "At the pinnacle of immortality, I reign supreme over the world. With me, Emperor Yan, there is heaven! Newcomers, I am Emperor Yan Xiao Yan! Why don't you all kneel down?"
Xu Qi'an: "At the end of martial arts, who stands at the peak? All others pale in comparison to the God of Martial Arts! Newcomer, you may call me the God of Martial Arts, Xu Qi'an!"
Seeing the messages sent by Xiao Yan and Xu Qi'an, Lu Chen couldn't help but twitch his lips a few times.
These two really don't feel ashamed at all.
Most importantly, the lines these two were saying were ones that Lu Chen had casually boasted about in the group chat before, and these two simply changed a few words and used them directly.
It truly is "outside the long pavilion, along the ancient road, amidst fragrant grasses," without needing Bilian.
Super Sniper: "Pfft—Haha! Are you guys some kind of mentally ill group? How come there are even people with delusions?"
Upon reading Qi Lin's reply, Lu Chen couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Big brother, what are you laughing at?"
The little girl asked curiously.
"Nothing, just thought of some funny things."
Lu Chen rubbed the little girl's head and said.
After seeing Qi Lin's reply, Xiao Yan and Xu Qi'an in the group also couldn't hold back their excitement.
No way, I spent ages coming up with this powerful line, and you're calling us crazy?
However, considering that Qi Lin had said she was a police officer, Xiao Yan and the others felt that it made sense.
If this happened in their previous lives, their first reaction to such a situation would definitely be to think they had encountered a mentally ill person.
It can only be said that they used this tactic on the wrong target.
If Qi Lin's world weren't modern, she might have been somewhat fooled by them.
Huang Rong: "Hehe—I'm dying of laughter. Newbie, don't mind them. They do have some mental issues, but you'll see after spending more time with them. They're not bad people. @Qilin"
Xu Qi'an: "Miss Rong'er, how can you say that? You're a classic case of forgetting the old for the new."
Xiao Yan: "Exactly!"
Super Sniper: "Haha! You guys are hilarious, it's killing me!"
Super Sniper: "I suddenly burst out laughing just now, and my colleagues thought I was secretly watching short videos."
Lu Chen: "Let me make it clear first, I'm not familiar with either of them. I'm a respectable person! Seriously.jpg"
""
Xu Qi'an: "Brother Lu, how could you abandon your brothers? It breaks my heart!"
Xiao Yan: "Exactly!"
Super Sniper: "Are you really from another world, like your group introduction says?"
Lu Chen: "Absolutely! Everyone in this group comes from a different world."
Xiao Yan: "How's it going, newbie? How about letting your older brother look after you?"
Xiao Yan: "If you ever run into any trouble in the future, just mention my name, Emperor Yan Xiao Yan, and it'll work!"
Super Sniper: "Hehe—judging from the way you talk, you're probably still just a little kid. I think I'll protect you!"
Xu Qi'an: "It's over, Huo Huo, you've been seen through."
Xiao Yan: "Shut up! (Angry and embarrassed.jpg)"
""
The super sniper: "Hehe!"
Xiao Yan: "No laughing in the group!"
Xu Qi'an: "Hehe!"
Xiao Yan: "I'll let you get away with this for free—"
Douluo World.
Inside the secret room, Qian Renxue stared at the messages on the chat interface, her eyes flashing with shock.
After reviewing the group introduction, she also opened the group files.
Looking at the martial arts techniques such as "Daoist Scripture," "Orchid Finger Technique," and "Eight Extremes Collapse" that Lu Chen and the others had uploaded, Qian Renxue was already convinced that this chat group that had suddenly appeared in her mind could really connect to other worlds.
After a short while, Qian Renxue had mastered the basic functions of the chat group.
The haughty older sister from the Spirit Hall: "Hello."
After hesitating for a long time, Qian Renxue finally only sent these three words.
Xiao Yan: "Oh ho, another newcomer has spoken."
Xu Qi'an: "Speaking of the three people who joined the group this time, two of them have been confirmed to be girls. The third one hasn't spoken yet, but judging from the nickname, she doesn't seem to be a girl."
Upon seeing Xu Qi'an's message, Qian Renxue realized that the chat group had directly exposed her gender.
Fortunately, the people in the group were from other worlds, otherwise her identity, which she had hidden for so many years, would have been exposed immediately.
While slightly relieved, Qian Renxue was still a little confused about her nickname.
Why is she called "Tsundere Sister" in this chat group? What does "Tsundere" mean?
However, none of these are the most important things. What Qian Renxue wants to know most is what kind of help this chat group can provide to her.
The haughty older sister from the Spirit Hall: "Um—what's this chat group for?"
Xu Qi'an: "Chat groups are obviously for chatting. This newbie seems a bit clueless."
Xiao Yan: "Yes, a little, but once you join the group, you're family, so we should be tolerant of each other."
Xiao Yan: "This newcomer, watch and learn carefully, and you'll improve quickly."
Upon seeing the news about Xu Qi'an and Xiao Yan, Qian Renxue was furious!
You're the one who's clueless!
Your whole family is stupid!
Of course she knew that the chat group was for chatting, but if that was all it did, what good would it be to her?
Just as Qian Renxue was pondering how to ask, Lu Chen's message suddenly caught her eye.
Lu Chen: "@Everyone, newcomers to the group, remember to click on the group check-in page to check in. For now, this is the only way for you to reliably earn group points."
Lu Chen: "Group points can be redeemed for items in the group store."
Lu Chen had already checked the upgraded shop, which now contained two new items: a low-level training talisman and an enlightenment talisman.
The effect of a low-level training talisman is that it grants double the training speed for ten days after use.
As the name suggests, the Enlightenment Talisman can help people attain enlightenment and is of great use in cultivating techniques and martial arts.
These are two very useful items, but neither is cheap. The low-level training talisman costs 1000 points, while the enlightenment talisman costs 2000 points.
If you rely solely on daily check-ins, even with good luck, it would take more than ten days to exchange for a low-level training talisman.
Super Sniper: "Does this dimensional talisman allow me to travel to other worlds?"
Lu Chen: "Smart! But you can only go into the world of someone in the group, and you need their permission first."
Super Sniper: "I see. But it costs 100 points to redeem one. I only got 65 points from signing in just now, which isn't enough to redeem one."
Xiao Yan: "If any newbies want to experience time travel, I can sponsor a time-travel talisman for free."
Xiao Yan: "I just won two Transcendent Talismans from someone, but I can't use them for a while. Oh dear, oh dear—"
Xu Qi'an: "Huo Huo, don't be so arrogant. I'll definitely beat you next time! (Impotent rage.jpg)"
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Xiao Yan: "Smug.jpg!"
Xiao Yan: "By the way, just a reminder to the newbies, group points can also be used to change your name. The first time you change your name, you only need ten points."
Xiao Yan: "If anyone is not satisfied with their group nickname, they can change it themselves, but I suggest that everyone change it to their real name."
Xiao Yan: "After all, just like our group name suggests, everyone who joins this group is a friend and family member. We'll be spending a lot of time together in the future, so it's better to be honest with each other."
Xu Qi'an: "What Huo Huo said is nonsense! Besides, our group owner is very knowledgeable and may have even read your story. Changing back to your real name will make it easier for the group owner to identify you."
Super Sniper: "Speaking of nicknames, I'd like to ask you the same thing: why is my nickname 'Super Sniper'?"
The legendary sniper said, "Although my dream was indeed to be a sniper, I'm just a lowly police officer now, and I've never even touched a sniper rifle."
Super Sniper: "And what do you mean by 'having read our story'?"
Lu Chen: "Because you will be joining the Super God Academy's Soldier Corps and becoming a sniper there."
Super God Sniper: "Super God Academy? What kind of organization is that? I've never heard of it before!"
Lu Chen: "It's a special department jointly established by the national government and alien forces in your world to train super gene warriors."
Super Sniper: "Wait, wait, wait! What alien forces? What super-gene warriors? What are all these things?!"
Xiao Yan: "Brother Lu, really? You actually read this newcomer's script?"
Lu Chen: "Is that not allowed? Sunglasses.jpg"
Super Sniper: "Um, wait a minute, you guys are getting a bit confused. How did we suddenly start talking about the script again?"
Xu Qi'an: "This newcomer, I originally thought that since you're from the same planet Earth, your comprehension should be quite high, but it seems you're not so good after all."
Xu Qi'an: "The script means that the world you live in is actually the world of a novel, comic, TV series, or movie. And Brother Lu happened to have read your script before, so he knows the subsequent development of your world. Is my explanation clear enough?"
The legendary sniper: "???"
The legendary sniper: "Are you kidding me?"
Super Sniper: "Let me tell you, I went to college too. Don't resort to such low-level lies."
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Xiao Yan: "Jokes aside, we're not lying to you about this. Not only you, but also me and Xu Baipiao's world are actually all based on the plot of a novel."
Lu Chen: "@Super Sniper, your name should be Qi Lin, right? You live in Juxia City, right?"
Super Sniper: "Wait—you're investigating me?"
Lu Chen: "The world you live in is like an anime. Believe it or not, it's up to you. But judging from your reaction, the storyline of your world probably hasn't officially started yet."
Lu Chen: "I think it won't be long before you handle a case of thugs fighting, and the two people in this case are hidden super gene warriors. One is named Liu Chuang, who carries the super gene of the God of War of the Norse Star, and the other is named Ge Xiaolun, who possesses the super gene of the Galactic Force. During this fight, they will unintentionally activate part of their super genes and use their heads to punch a big hole in a cement wall."
Qi Lin: "Although I don't know if what you said is true, I'll change my name first. The name 'Super God Sniper' is a bit too chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur).
Super God World.
Qi Lin shook her head vigorously, stood up from her workstation, ran to the bathroom, and washed her face with cold water, trying to clear her head.
The main problem was that what Lu Chen said was so outrageous that Qi Lin, who had been an ordinary person for over 2,000 years, found it completely unacceptable.
However, Lu Chen was able to accurately call out her name and describe in detail what was about to happen to her. Although this had not yet occurred, Qi Lin was already somewhat convinced by Lu Chen's words.
The thought that she was just a two-dimensional character in an anime was still hard for Qi Lin to accept.
Lu Chen's words not only shocked Qi Lin, but also Qian Renxue, who had been spying on the screen since she had only said two sentences.
Although she didn't know what novels and comics were, she could roughly guess from Lu Chen and the others' conversation that they were probably something like storybooks.
This made Qian Renxue realize immediately that if Qi Lin's world was an anime that Lu Chen mentioned, then could her world also just be a novel or an anime?
If so, could it be that Lu Chen has also read her script?
So what is her final fate in the script?
All these thoughts left Qian Renxue's mind in turmoil, and she didn't know what to do for a moment.
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