Good heavens, the ancestor has gone to confess his love again!
Chapter 13: Are you treating me like a gigolo, or even a top-tier one?
oh~~
Today, our ancestor's words and actions are incoherent and very strange. It seems that our ancestor is really nearing the end of his life, and his last moments of lucidity have caused him to become completely confused.
Alright, alright, whatever the ancestor says goes, as long as he's happy!
Thinking of this, the Xu family members looked dejected.
Although their ancestor wasn't a good person, they had grown accustomed to his presence over the years, and if he were to truly pass away, they would really be reluctant to let him go.
When a funeral is held, there should at least be a lot of gongs, drums, and firecrackers.
At the very least, you should invite a few courtesans to dance for a couple of days to properly send off the ancestor.
Xu Pingsheng noticed the expressions on everyone's faces and frowned slightly as he said:
"A bunch of useless trash, why are you all so dejected? Some unknown brat showed off a few tough words and scared you all?"
"What do you mean by 'this day next year is the anniversary of his death'? That's just something I used to tell young girls when I was young, haha~~ Besides..."
At this point, Xu Pingsheng paused, straightened his hunched back, tilted his old face up at a 45-degree angle to the sky, and gave a wicked smile:
"I'm a master!"
He is now a powerful figure in the early stage of the Supreme Realm, and he possesses peerless techniques such as the Heavenly Emperor Scripture and the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger. He can easily surpass a major realm, and it's estimated that defeating a Saint wouldn't be a problem.
Therefore, they didn't take the threat from the young man in white to heart at all.
What's more, there's also the "Always a Level Higher" experience card, which allows you to enter the "I Don't Eat Beef" phase at any time.
Even if the other party summoned the current emperor, he would still knock him down with a single kick!
That's how confident I am!
He did not intend to hide the matter of his cultivation level from his family.
The Xu family has always prioritized filial piety. Over the years, they have poured most of their resources into longevity pills in order to extend his lifespan. This is why, although the six elders and Xu Yuan have good aptitude, their cultivation has always progressed slowly.
So after receiving the system reward, he didn't try to hide it and used all the pills and other elixirs to give back to his family.
As for top-tier cultivation techniques such as the Heavenly Emperor Scripture and the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger, even if he were to write them down, the current aptitude of the clan members would not be able to understand them. Only if he could advance to the level of Quasi-Emperor or Great Emperor and imprint his own insights on the techniques could he help the clan members get started.
Just like Qian Xuesen's engineering cybernetics and systems engineering theory in his previous life, these are the highest knowledge that allows us to explore the laws of the universe. Ordinary people can't even understand calculus, so how can they expect to comprehend the deep logic behind them?
The same applies to the top-tier cultivation techniques in this world. Without sufficient cultivation foundation and a profound understanding of the Great Dao, even if they are placed in front of you, it will be like reading a book written in heaven.
This is also the most important reason why those ancient traditions have always stood at the top of Kunxu Realm.
At this time.
Seeing their ancestor's arrogant demeanor, the worry in everyone's eyes deepened.
Our ancestor has gone mad; he probably won't make it through the night...
oh~~
Xu Yuan stepped forward, a fawning smile on his face:
"Yes, our ancestor was the greatest martial artist in the world. His feat of single-handedly raiding Widow's Village at night is still recorded and passed down in the clan..."
Upon hearing this, everyone seemed to wake up from a dream and echoed his sentiments.
"Yes, yes, yes! Xu Yuan is right!"
"That's right! Who is our old Deng? In his youth, he was a famous handsome young man for miles around, known for turning off the lights early and taking a shower as soon as the lights were turned on!"
"Hmm, a terrifying existence where you never have to pay to listen to music in brothels!"
"Old Deng is just too lazy to take action; otherwise, he could easily annihilate all races, and the human race could rise to the top of all races at any time!"
"At the end of the path to immortality, who stands atop the peak? A single glance at the old man reveals that the path to enlightenment has vanished!"
"Old Deng casually mentioned a path to enlightenment. He once said that combining a chicken and a sphere could create a unique path, but unfortunately, I am too inexperienced and have spent two and a half years failing to grasp even a fraction of it. However, I am certain that if a young person were to learn even a fraction of it in the future, they would surely become an extraordinary being!"
"Old Deng is terrifying!"
The elders showered him with compliments.
Only Xu Fan remained doubtful, his gaze fixed intently on the ancestor.
Listening to the increasingly perfunctory and outrageous flattery from the crowd, Xu Pingsheng's face darkened, and he was somewhat speechless.
A bunch of idiots who deserve to be in a museum!
I've already laid my cards on the table, and you're still trying to fool me like a child?
However, he didn't expose him immediately. Instead, he was somewhat looking forward to seeing how these brats would react when he actually showed his prowess in front of everyone.
Hehe~~
You'll be scared to death!
Xu Pingsheng waved his hand, with undeniable confidence: "Alright, that's a bit much. I'm not number one in the world yet, but... it's only a matter of time. It's good that you're mentally prepared."
Everyone: "..."
You're really getting cocky when I say you're fat!
An old man who has been in the Innate Realm for five hundred years speaks with more arrogance than an emperor!
Xu Pingsheng didn't pay attention to the expressions of the crowd. Instead, he slowly took out pills from his storage ring and said:
"I have some unused pills here, you can share them..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the Second Elder, Xu Lao Er.
"Father, keep those pills for yourself. You've already made a great contribution to the family last night. We will definitely distribute those one hundred top-grade spirit crystals fairly to strengthen the family!"
"One hundred top-grade spirit crystals?" Xu Pingsheng was taken aback.
What's going on?
What contribution did he make last night?
Xu Laoliu and Xu Laoer exchanged a glance and then added fuel to the fire:
"Dad, all one hundred top-grade spirit crystals are being kept by the eldest son. He said you'll be in charge of distributing them later."
Grand Elder: "..."
So they were waiting for him here, using Lao Deng to command the other lords?
I thought that after Lao Deng's passing, Xu would be in charge of the Xu family, but it seems that his younger brothers are quite dissatisfied!
He only embezzled a hundred top-grade spirit crystals, which is only the Xu family's income for three or four hundred years. Is it really worth it...?
This brother... should not be allowed to stay any longer!
Xu Pingsheng frowned and looked at the Grand Elder:
"Boss, tell me, what exactly happened?"
The elder had no choice but to explain everything one by one.
Three minutes later.
Xu Pingsheng stared at the hundred top-grade spirit crystals and a cultivation manual laid out on the table, his voice slightly slurred:
"You mean... this is my... payment for my hard work last night?"
"Yes!" Everyone nodded in unison.
Holy crap!!!
Xu Pingsheng was stunned.
The veiled fairy from last night turned out to be an incredibly wealthy woman!
When he saw the [Heaven-Slaying Sword Technique], which contained profound insights into the Dao, his mouth gaped open in an "O" shape.
This is the original!
and many more!
Xu Pingsheng suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem.
If they don't pay, that's fine, since it's not considered prostitution if you don't pay!
But once the money is given, the nature of the situation changes.
What is this?
Are you treating him like a gigolo?
And the top-tier one at that!!!
You'll Also Like
-
Those time travelers that year
Chapter 226 54 minute ago -
Humans are in chaos, despicable outsiders.
Chapter 396 54 minute ago -
Talulah, I'm still a child.
Chapter 532 54 minute ago -
The Infinite Journey of a Certain Flame
Chapter 690 54 minute ago -
JOJO: Possessing Diavolo at the Start
Chapter 452 54 minute ago -
Naruto: The village was on the verge of bankruptcy, and I struck oil.
Chapter 536 54 minute ago -
Zhu Tian started by deceiving his father-in-law from the perspective of pirates
Chapter 490 54 minute ago -
Full-Time Magister: Summoning Agumon at the Start
Chapter 340 54 minute ago -
Beast Taming Immortal Clan
Chapter 848 54 minute ago -
Konoha: Becoming a God Starting with Aburame
Chapter 359 54 minute ago