Good heavens, the ancestor has gone to confess his love again!

Chapter 189 An Absurd and Bizarre Spring Dream

Xue Ji squatted by the couch, propping her chin up with one hand, staring at Xu Pingsheng's handsome sleeping face for a moment, then hardened her eyes, gritted her teeth and steeled her heart.

who cares!

Since things have come to this, let's... go first and talk about it later!

Despite all the difficulties, she was determined to accomplish this today and vent her pent-up anger of many years!

"Wei Shengjin, you show me! If you can't do it, someone else certainly can!"

...............

A full quarter of an hour passed in the blink of an eye.

The atmosphere inside the hall fell completely silent.

Yuki straightened up, her messy hair clinging to her cheeks. All the arrogance had faded from her delicate features, leaving only a deep sense of frustration and confusion. She exuded an indescribable weariness.

She looked at Xu Pingsheng, who remained motionless and peacefully unconscious, and felt as if she could cry but had no tears.

Your Majesty... I simply cannot do it!

Left with no other choice, she could only raise her hand to gather her disheveled clothes and raise her voice towards the outside of the hall, her tone tinged with embarrassment and helplessness.

"Yi Shu, Ran Shi, you two come in."

Upon hearing the sound, the two maids standing guard at the palace gate pushed open the door and entered, bowing their heads and standing aside, waiting for instructions.

Yukihime coughed lightly, deliberately adopting her usual composed demeanor to try and conceal her inner embarrassment, and posed a profound philosophical question:

"Yi Shu, you have been well-versed in literature since childhood, especially the Spring and Autumn Annals. Tell me, how can you transform an unconscious man into someone who is positive and motivated?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Shu paused slightly, a hint of surprise flashing in his eyes.

She never imagined that her young mistress, who had loved martial arts since childhood and had always disliked literary pursuits, would one day ask such an obscure and profound philosophical question.

But when her gaze swept over Xu Pingsheng on the jade couch, she slapped her forehead and instantly understood.

I almost misunderstood the academically challenged young lady!

That's too... cryptic!

She suppressed the smile in her eyes, her expression calm, as if she were hiding her accomplishments, and gently offered her advice:

"Does the young lady know anything about needlework? Do you know how women in ancient times threaded a needle and got the fine thread through the eye of the needle as quickly as possible?"

"Um?"

Yuki looked blank, completely bewildered, and shook her head honestly and decisively.

Are you kidding me!

She was the eldest daughter of the prestigious Xue family, living a life of luxury and honor since childhood. She had never touched needlework, a trivial task done by servants, in her entire life, so how could she know the intricacies of it?

Seeing her blank and ignorant look, Yi Shu instantly realized he had asked the wrong question and immediately changed his answer:

"If you want a man to study hard and visit you every day..."

"Then let's start with the most basic... mental arithmetic!"

"ah??"

Yukihime's eyes widened suddenly, her face full of confusion, she was even more bewildered.

Mental arithmetic problems?

Why did it suddenly bring up math problems, which give her the most headaches and make her sleepy?

She couldn't help but frown and press for an answer:

"Mental arithmetic problems? What do you mean by that? What does it have to do with what we're talking about right now?"

Yi Shu smiled and stopped keeping her in suspense. He leaned close to Xue Ji's ear, lowered his voice, and whispered the key details to her.

Her delicate voice was soft and gentle, yet every word struck at the heart of the matter.

In an instant, Yuki's ears turned bright red, and the crimson color spread across her entire pretty face, even staining her neck with a rosy hue.

She froze, as if struck by lightning, and instantly became completely flustered, her eyes filled with shock, shame, and panic.

"This...this won't do!!"

"No! Absolutely not! Absolutely not!!"

She is the Empress, the mother of the nation, how could she do such a thing?

Ran Shi, who was standing to the side, rolled her eyes and saw her young mistress's embarrassed and ashamed appearance. She immediately had an idea.

It was her bounden duty to share the burdens of her mistress.

Ran Shi stepped forward and tentatively asked in a low voice, "Miss, if you are really in a difficult position and can't bring yourself to do it, perhaps... I could set an example first?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Yi Shu and Xue Ji both fell silent, speechless.

Are you never going to stop, you little brat?

Why won't you give up?

"Get out of here! Don't cause trouble and disturb Miss's chicken-eating session!"

Without hesitation, Yi Shu reached out and precisely twisted Ran Shi's ear, pulling her around and walking out, his tone carrying a hint of helpless reprimand.

"It hurts! Sister Yishu, be gentle! It hurts!"

Ran Shi covered her ears and was dragged out of the hall, looking aggrieved.

The two figures quickly disappeared outside the palace gate, and gently closed the gate behind them.

The vast palace fell silent once more, leaving only Yukihime standing before the bed, the air so still she could hear her own rapid heartbeat.

She took a deep breath, raised her hand to press her burning cheeks, forcibly suppressing the surging shyness, and gritted her teeth to steady her mind.

at this point.

The arrow is on the string, and it must be released.

Just a few breaths later.

Yukihime's eyes widened suddenly, and she froze on the spot, her breath catching in her throat.

This……

That's way too much!

Is this even human?

Even in those folk tales and novels, they wouldn't dare to write something so outrageous...

(To save readers' data, five million words have been omitted)

...............

Xu Pingsheng felt as if he had a very long dream.

The dream was absurd and bizarre.

He felt incredibly heavy all over, as if he were being pressed down by a ghost, unable to move.

I also dreamt of a slender young woman, her face flushed with shyness, stammering and unable to speak in front of me.

I don't know if it's because of shyness, or something else.

In addition, bizarre scenes continue to unfold in the dream.

Sometimes it feels like there's a monkey next to me, constantly jumping around...

Every now and then, a soft, crisp sound would rang out, like the gentle click of a wine bottle being opened on the blue planet of a past life, clear and distinct...

Xu Pingsheng was filled with doubt.

This is clearly the world of cultivation, ethereal and otherworldly, so where would the wine bottle from my previous life on Earth come from?

It's like a dream of returning to a past life, it's absolutely outrageous!

I don't know how much time has passed.

Xu Pingsheng finally broke free from the shackles of the nightmare. His eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his heavy eyes.

The first thing you see is a face of unparalleled beauty.

Her eyebrows and eyes were exquisitely beautiful, her bone structure was exceptionally elegant, and her looks were comparable to Meng Luoli and Bai Ling'er, only slightly inferior to Bai Suxin.

But the image of that stunningly beautiful face at this moment... well...

His hair was disheveled, and his eyes were rolling back...

Xu Pingsheng had just woken up, his mind was still foggy and confused, his thoughts were slow, and he was full of doubts.

This fairy...

What are you doing to him?

He struggled to raise his hand, trying to sit up on the bed. With the slightest movement, the aching pain from his serious injuries instantly swept over his entire body, causing his old wounds to ache faintly. He couldn't help but let out a soft groan.

This soft murmur, though not loud, sounded like a thunderclap to Xue Ji's ears!

Xue Ji's delicate body trembled suddenly, and she snapped back to her senses.

He opened his eyes wide and met Xu Pingsheng's gaze, who had just woken up. The air seemed to freeze as they stared at each other.

next second.

"ah--!!!"

A piercing scream, filled with extreme embarrassment, suddenly resounded throughout the entire frozen fairy palace.

Xue Ji was flustered and confused. She subconsciously wanted to raise her hand to cover Xu Pingsheng's eyes to hide her disheveled appearance, but her whole body was weak and she couldn't muster any strength.

In her extreme panic, all she could do was shout fiercely, "Yi Shu!!"

boom! ! !

The palace doors were kicked open violently in an instant, and Yi Shu rushed in like the wind, holding a huge hammer with a cold, sharp light in his hand. With swift and clean movements, he swung it hard at Xu Pingsheng's head!

Bang!

A deep, heavy bang resounded.

Before Xu Pingsheng could even see who it was or react, his head suddenly lolled to the side, his vision went black, and he fell into a deep coma again, completely unconscious.

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