Good heavens, the ancestor has gone to confess his love again!
Chapter 23 Old Deng, Can I Touch Your Gun?
Three thousand years ago, the Yin-Yang Emperor appointed Xue Ji, the most beautiful woman in the human race, as his empress. However, a strange rumor has been circulating among the people that the emperor has never touched the empress and that Xue Ji is still a pure and innocent virgin.
Back then, this rumor was scorned by countless people.
Xue Ji is undoubtedly the most beautiful woman of the human race, with unparalleled beauty and charm. No matter how high the Yin Yang Emperor's cultivation is, he is still a man. After spending three thousand years together, how could he not be moved?
But now, Boss Xu and the others believe it.
The Yin-Yang Emperor doesn't abstain from women; he simply doesn't like them! Choosing Xue Ji as his empress was merely a cover-up; the truth is—
The Yin-Yang Emperor likes men!
This also explains why Old Deng has been hiding his identity.
After all, this relationship is too sensitive and must be made public by the Yin-Yang Emperor. If Old Deng were to reveal it first and incur the Emperor's wrath, the entire Xu family would be reduced to ashes.
This also explains why Lao Deng dared to "tease" beauties like Pei Xiyue and Wen Lingxi—the source of his confidence.
Isn't it just about "having someone behind you"?
He is currently the most terrifying and strongest man in the entire Kunxu Realm!
Thinking of this, Boss Xu and the others felt a pang of sadness, and their eyes even welled up with tears.
Old Deng is having such a tough time!
Despite possessing the cultivation level of a Supreme Realm expert, his body is so aged and frail; clearly, the amount of physical labor he must have done daily is immense…
Based on their understanding of Old Deng, this old fellow had nothing but a taste for beautiful women all his life, yet for the sake of the entire Xu family, he endured humiliation and compromised, willingly allowing himself to be subdued by others for hundreds of years...
woohoo~~
I was so moved I cried~~
They must cherish the wealth and power that Old Deng gained at the cost of his health!
So what about top-grade pills, peerless imperial weapons, and stunning beauties? Let them all be crushed!
But this feeling of being touched lasted only a few seconds.
A few seconds later, Xu Laoliu stared fervently at the chillingly sharp Ice Soul Frost Dragon Spear, swallowed hard, and plastered a fawning smile on his face as he pleaded cautiously:
"My dearest dad, may I touch... your gun?"
*Smack*
No sooner had he finished speaking than he received a resounding slap across the face.
"You beast! How dare you touch my gun? If you dare again..." Enraged, Xu Pingsheng glared at the sixth brother, whose eyes were fixed on the Ice Soul Cold Dragon Spear, then suddenly realized this was not the same spear as before. His lips twitched slightly, and he waved his hand dismissively.
"Oh~~ This gun, feel free to touch it~~"
"It's just a quasi-Emperor weapon, nothing special. It'll probably be obsolete for you guys in a year or two."
Old Xu covered his cheeks, looking aggrieved, with tears streaming down his face.
Dad~~
You've been serving the Yin-Yang Emperor for so long, why are you so sensitive? If it's not the Ice Soul Frost Dragon Spear, what kind of spear is it...?
However, he dared not say it aloud.
Our ancestor was the man of the Yin-Yang Emperor; this is taboo, a secret that must never be told openly!
At this time.
Xu Laoda and his group, who had long coveted the Ice Soul Cold Dragon Spear, shot out like arrows, their movements so synchronized as if they had practiced a thousand times, rushing towards the shimmering spear like madmen.
With that speed and that ferocity, there was no trace of the horrific state of being severely injured and on the verge of death just moments before.
Old Deng said this was just a quasi-imperial weapon?
The group didn't believe it at all, and couldn't be bothered to pay any attention.
What a joke!
Throughout history, there has never been a quasi-emperor weapon that could condense into an emperor weapon dharma image.
Old Deng said that to conceal the obvious truth.
They understand the ins and outs here.
The scene instantly descended into chaos once again, with shouts of violence and angry curses rising and falling.
"Mine~~ I'm the boss, I'll touch first!"
"Pah! So what if you're eight months older than me? I call you 'Big Brother' all the time because I'm giving Dad face. Damn it! Third Brother, you dare kick me? You've gone too far!"
"So what if you rebel? You're only nine months older than me, and you call yourself the Xu family's strategist? Bah! Even Old Deng couldn't find a single clue after hiding for so many years. You might as well hang yourself! Damn it~~ Fourth Brother, you dare to mess with me?"
"So what if I take it from you? You're only six months older than me, what makes you so arrogant? Don't you have any idea how those three top-grade spirit crystals in my cave disappeared? Holy crap, Fifth Brother, you're really ruthless..."
"So what if I insult you? You're only nine months older than me... Sixth Brother, you dare to ambush me?"
The six elders were evenly matched in cultivation, and now, in their struggle for the gun, they showed no restraint, resorting to punches, kicks, and dirty tricks, resulting in a fierce and evenly matched battle.
"..."
The Xu family members standing to the side were all dumbfounded and fell silent.
Who would have thought that the six elders, who are usually highly respected and dignified in the clan, would act like a bunch of old children fighting over candy, making a scene that was completely undignified?
What shocked them even more were the elders' banter—
All eyes immediately focused on the ancestor Xu Pingsheng, who was striking a dashing pose.
They only knew that the six elders were full brothers, but they didn't expect the difference in their birth times...
For five consecutive years, I was still in postpartum confinement period while I was pregnant...
There's a premature baby too?!
You beast!
No wonder my great-grandmother died young; she was clearly worked to death...
Xu Pingsheng, who was about to roll up his sleeves and beat his good-for-nothing sons, suddenly darkened his expression as a distant yet vivid memory surged into his mind.
It was a sunny midday.
Xu Pingsheng failed his application for a menial disciple position at a sect and was walking dejectedly when he was robbed and knocked unconscious by bandits. A passing woman picked him up and took him home...
In principle, Xu Pingsheng is not a handsome man who would turn against his benefactor.
But on that day, the other party was acting on principle!
then……
The severely injured Xu Pingsheng was completely unable to resist the domestic violence.
Day three.
Xu Pingsheng, looking dejected, sat on the edge of the bed, pulling up half of his underwear, wiping away tears. Looking at her, whose face was rosy and who was now full of energy, he sobbed pitifully:
"Sister, you saved me, I'm grateful, but I never expected you to take advantage of me and forcibly violate me..."
"Waaaaah~~ Sister, this is my first time today~~"
"Sister, I don't blame you. Consider it... consider it repaying the debt of saving your life."
Upon hearing this, she quickly stepped forward, somewhat at a loss for what to do, and tried to comfort him:
"Alright, alright~~ I was a little upset and drank too much. Handsome young man, there's an old saying that a life-saving debt should be repaid with either servitude or marriage, but for you men, it really means the same thing!"
"Everyone has a first time, why are you so upset? Did I hurt you just now?"
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