Good heavens, the ancestor has gone to confess his love again!

Xu Pingsheng slowly opened his eyes, a hint of confusion flashing in his pupils at first, then he heard the voice in his mind and was instantly overjoyed.

woohoo~~

It's been almost five hundred years, has the system really been activated?

What are you waiting for?

Oh my god, so sweet!

"Bind!" Xu Pingsheng could no longer hold back, nodding his head repeatedly like a pestle being pounded.

[Ding! Binding successful! Congratulations, host, on taking your first step towards dominating all realms!]

"What functions does the system have?" Xu Pingsheng asked urgently, eager to know.

[Ding! This system is a positive energy system. Its core essence is "teasing..." oops, I mean "confessing your feelings is never a loss," specially designed for cultivators who are mutually attracted but too timid and cowardly to take that crucial step!]

what?

Xu Pingsheng was taken aback.

This system doesn't sound very legitimate.

My immediate follow-up question was: "Confessing your feelings is never a loss? What does that mean?"

[This means—confess your love to your sweetheart, and if you succeed, you'll get a girl; if you fail, you'll still receive a random reward. Each person is limited to three failed confession rewards per day!]

The higher the cultivation level and social status of the person confessing their love, the greater the probability of receiving top-tier items as random compensation rewards.

How many lovers in this world, because of a moment of fear, have missed their chance at love, only to regret it for the rest of their lives? How many cultivators, clearly compatible in spirit and mind, are trapped by the shackles of "fear of rejection" and "fear of losing face," watching their destiny slip away helplessly? This system aims to break these constraints, ensuring that every sincere heart resonates and every act of courage is rewarded!

May all lovers in the world be united in marriage! Young man, the road ahead is long, and true love is hard to find, so be brave and take the first step to confess your feelings!

The system's voice was passionate and inspiring, which startled Xu Pingsheng.

He recalled running in the sunset, a memory of his unregretful youth.

How much did he miss out on all those years...?

My colleague's wife, my boss's wife, my childhood friend's wife, my subordinate's wife, my master's wife, my senior brother's wife, my junior brother's wife...

oh~~

He ended up penniless, having failed to please all the beautiful women on the street!

Pooh!

Why think about these things?

Xu Pingsheng shook his head, banishing the unhealthy thoughts from his mind.

In the past, he might have cared about whether someone was beautiful or not, but after witnessing the cruelty of the cultivation world, what he values ​​most is—

Strength, strength, strength!

Say the important thing three times.

This system sounds like being a simp, but he doesn't see it that way, after all—

To fawn over one person is to be a dog; to fawn over ten thousand is to be a wolf warrior!

Woman? Goddess?

Just a tool!

Suddenly, he remembered something, frowned, and asked:

"System, I've confessed my feelings many times before, so why are you only activating it now?"

[Ding! Back to host, the activation condition for this system is—the host must actually have a partner with an appearance score of 95 or higher.]

"..." Xu Pingsheng fell silent.

He finally understood why he had been unable to activate the system before.

He's just a nobody in the Innate Realm, at most he might encounter a village beauty or an outer disciple of the Joyful Union Sect. Where would he possibly meet a stunning beauty who's over 95 points, let alone actually possess her?!

Isn't this fucking ridiculous?

It seems that the veiled stranger who pinned him down last night was quite beautiful!

In an instant.

The image of that crazy night from yesterday, that exquisitely beautiful body, flashed through Xu Pingsheng's mind again...

Tsk tsk tsk~~

Run~~

He shook his head, banishing the romantic thoughts from his mind, before asking a very important question:

"System, can I confess to anyone? What if I confess to my wife?"

What he wanted was the reward after failure, and after thinking it over, he realized that married women were the easiest to confess to and be rejected.

It's not that young girls are too expensive to pursue, it's just that mature women are more cost-effective!

"..." The system fell silent.

I'm clearly a positive energy system, so how did I get bound to such an unreliable host?

Confess to your wife?

This isn't a confession, it's clearly stirring up trouble!

Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death on the spot and ending up as an enemy of all worlds?

Suddenly, Xu Pingsheng had another flash of inspiration:

"How about confessing to a man?"

Puff~~~

puff--

In a secluded corner where no one was watching, the system nearly coughed up blood on the spot.

Having traversed countless worlds for so many years, it has never seen such a shameless host!

In order to get a reward, he actually thought of...

To take a risk...!

The next second, an orange-yellow warning sounded in my mind.

[Ding! Emergency system patch update in progress...]

[Ding! Patch update complete. A Beauty Radar Detector has been issued, allowing you to check a woman's attractiveness score. To reflect the system's sophistication, the person you confess your feelings to must be a beautiful woman with an attractiveness score of 95 or higher to receive the reward!]

what?

Xu Pingsheng was completely dumbfounded.

"You son of a bitch! This damn system, you've screwed me over!"

He flew into a rage.

A top beauty with a 95 out of 100 looks is either a saintess of a top sect or the apple of the eye of a noble family. Asking an old man like him to confess his love is no different from sending him to his death.

Moreover, with time running out, where was he going to find a top beauty with a looks score of 95 or higher?

and many more!

He then realized another huge pitfall.

"System, does the person you're confessing your feelings to have to be someone you love?"

"Of course!" the system's voice said decisively.

Xu Pingsheng's face darkened even more.

With so many additional conditions, he could never complete it in his lifetime!

The system's voice came again, faintly:

"Host, don't you love a stunningly beautiful woman with a looks score over 95?"

"..." Xu Pingsheng fell silent.

Hey!

You have a really good eye for people!

He admitted that this was his weakness.

In my past life, I could fall in love with 138 short videos in just ten minutes.

A few breaths later.

"Fine, even if I love her, with my current body, do I still have a chance to live long enough to meet a fairy who's 95 points or higher?" Xu Pingsheng complained bitterly.

[Ding! Pei Xiyue, a romanceable character, has been detected. She is currently in the host's family hall. Please go and confess your feelings to her and begin a beautiful romance.]

"Um?????"

Xu Pingsheng was taken aback.

Pei Xiyue?

It sounds familiar; I feel like I've heard it somewhere before.

Just now.

A hurried and panicked shout suddenly came from the doorway:

"Master, something terrible has happened! Miss Pei has come to annul the engagement... Oh? First Elder, Second Elder... Ancestor, you're here too?"

At this point, Xu Yuan frowned, somewhat puzzled:

"Break off the engagement? That's impossible!"

"Isn't Xiao Pei cultivating with Fan'er in the Guanghan Immortal Palace? Besides, we've watched her grow up; she has a very gentle personality and temperament, and she and Fan'er are childhood sweethearts with a deep bond. How could she possibly break off the engagement?"

Upon hearing this, Butler Li quickly explained:

"Master, it's Miss Pei's biological mother who found her and wants to take her away, saying that our Xu family is too lowly to be worthy of her!"

"What?!" Xu Yuan roared in fury.

But at that moment, Xu Pingsheng's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up.

His surname is Pei, and he's announcing the engagement?

This is truly... a stroke of luck!

Engagements get called off every year, but this year it happened to my family!

As a seasoned bookworm who had spent 1,842 hours on Tomato Novels in his previous life, he knew all too well the unspoken rules involved—

In any cultivation world, nine out of ten women who voluntarily break off their engagements are destined heroines!

They are either stunningly beautiful or exceptionally talented, truly the pride of heaven, with looks that are top-tier; I've never seen one whose appearance is lacking.

It seems that Pei Xiyue, whom the system mentioned, is the young girl who wants to break off the engagement.

The system mentioned a stunning beauty who scored 95 points, and here she is, delivered right to my doorstep!

Fan'er, my great-great-great-great-grandson... I'm so sorry!

The waters here are too deep. If you can't handle this little girl, let me, your ancestor, take over!