"This system encompasses all realms and is full of wonders; it is not surprising that any item appears!" The system's mechanical voice was completely flat.

"Then why were the previous rewards mostly related to cultivation?"

System: "Reporting to the host, the system upgraded to version 2.0 last night, significantly updating the reward pool! The rewards are now much more diverse, so please don't worry about them!"

Xu Pingsheng: "I'm so angry!"

How could he not care?

So, wouldn't the probability of getting legitimate rewards like cultivation points and techniques from the system be even lower in the future?

"Will this fairy encyclopedia be useful for my cultivation?" He still clung to the last shred of hope.

"Please rest assured, host, it's completely useless!"

The system's voice was firm and decisive, without the slightest hesitation.

"..." Xu Pingsheng's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died.

What use is this fake guide to a handsome guy like him who can put his skills into practice anytime?

Could it be that the system has figured out his hobby of collecting cards?

Hey!

Damn it!

You have a really good eye for people!

"Hey? Old Xu, what are you spacing out for?"

Seeing that Xu Pingsheng stood there motionless for a long time, Meng Yuxuan waved her hands, trying to wake him up.

Xu Ping snapped back to reality, then remembered the important matter. His expression instantly switched back to affectionate mode, and he said softly:

"Hehe~~ I was just kidding~"

"A day apart feels like three autumns, a night apart feels like a whole night. I thought about confessing my feelings all night, but I still couldn't come up with a single sentence that would amaze you. In the end, I realized that I... had been thinking about you all night!"

"At your age, you're still so talkative. You're obviously no good!" Meng Yuxuan rolled her eyes, her words full of disdain, but her cheeks were faintly flushed.

It turns out, he had been thinking about himself all night...

If anyone else dared to flirt with her like that, she would have slapped them already.

But when facing Grandpa Xu, she didn't know why, she always loved listening to him, and even secretly looked forward to his next confession.

Sometimes she regretted her impulsive decision to disguise herself as an old woman. Now, everything was inconvenient, and she even considered finding a chance to revert to her true appearance, so as not to fulfill Grandpa Xu's little wish to see her legs...

But wouldn't that expose my disguise and deception of Grandpa Xu?

What if Grandpa Xu really is a gourmand and just likes his wife's appearance?

Last night she even had a very absurd dream.

In my dream, I fell deeply in love with Grandpa Xu, crying and begging to have his babies, but Grandpa Xu somehow became my—

Brother-in-law!

She was the kind who carried both her eldest and second eldest sisters on her shoulders!

Every night, I could only hide in front of my sister's bedroom, listening to the eavesdropping while shedding tears!

The thought of that absurd dream made Meng Yuxuan's cheeks flush even more, and she quickly cursed herself inwardly a few times.

I was really stunned.

My eldest sister said she would never fall in love with any man in her life, and my second sister is even more aloof and cold. She has hardly ever spoken to any man in her life, and she even had a child unexpectedly. It's impossible for her to remarry with a child in tow!

As Meng Yuxuan was lost in thought, the system's voice rang in Xu Pingsheng's mind once again.

[Ding! Host's confession was rejected. Random compensation reward: one of Wen Lingxi's undergarments!]

"Holy crap!!!"

Xu Pingsheng's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and he blurted out a phrase from the classic Chinese novel.

Looking at the semi-transparent pink lace panties lying quietly in his mind's space, he was completely convinced.

This damn system...

That's fucking slutty!

Did you wash this thing? You just put it in the storage space!

However, to be fair, Wen Lingxi seems like a pure and innocent girl, but I never expected her to be so avant-garde!

"Fine, since we're here, let's make the best of it!"

Useless as it may be, Xu Pingsheng still carefully folded the undergarment with his divine sense and put it in the corner of his storage space, as if he were hiding some treasure.

After doing all this, he finally turned his gaze back to Meng Yuxuan, muttering to himself:

This silly girl is completely infatuated with me every day, but the system hasn't given any notification, which means her affection level is always stuck at around 40, and she's not nervous at all.

It seems that no matter where in the world, women are all the same!

You can never truly make a woman fall for you by just talking and not taking action!

Imagine someone who talks a lot and talks a lot, but in the end, let alone kissing or anything more, they haven't even started holding hands. How can you expect the other person's affection for you to skyrocket?

It's best to create an opportunity for reasonable physical contact, and even better if you can take the chance to kiss her on the lips.

When the other person's affection level is at its peak and they are about to accept your confession, suddenly withdraw and deliberately leave them hanging for a while.

Wait until she feels empty and insecure before turning back to shower her with affection and make a heartfelt confession.

This back and forth...

Wouldn't the rewards just come pouring in?

Hehehe~~

Xu Pingsheng let out a sinister laugh in his heart, like a villain.

Completely unaware, deep within his mind, the system conjured a giant international gesture of goodwill, accompanied by a highly emotionally charged curse:

"Pah! Scumbag!"

Just then.

Meng Yuxuan suddenly spoke up: "Old Xu, you haven't left the sect in the past two years, have you? I received good news from Aunt Mu a few days ago. She has finally emerged from the grief of losing her husband, found true love again, and is unexpectedly pregnant."

"Aunt Mu is planning to hold the wedding and her son's 100-day celebration together this time. The Celestial Palace Treasury is full of rare treasures, but it doesn't have anything for children. Old Xu, why don't you come down the mountain with me to pick out some gifts?"

"Huh?" Xu Pingsheng was slightly taken aback.

The Aunt Mu that Meng Yuxuan mentioned must be quite old. For someone her age to be pregnant out of wedlock is quite avant-garde!

He casually asked, "Who is Aunt Mu?"

These words immediately opened Meng Yuxuan's floodgates, and she began to chatter on and on.

"My Aunt Mu is the head of Tingxue Pavilion!"

"I remember my sister saying that when we were little, the three of us were orphans. We met Aunt Mu by chance and were adopted by her for a while. She was so good to me!"

"I heard from Aunt Mu's descendants that Aunt Mu's old man seems to have a bad character. He insisted on becoming a live-in son-in-law and demanded an exorbitant dowry, saying that he didn't want money, but rather an attitude, and that it wasn't easy for him to marry into this family from so far away..."

"She's always playing the victim, saying she's had a hard life since childhood, her mother died early, her father was a gambler and womanizer, her brothers didn't get along, and her family was broken..."

"Old Xu, don't you have any shame, a grown man saying things like that?"

"Aunt Mu's descendants all advised her to reconsider, but Aunt Mu was determined to protect that man!"

"Sigh... Oh well, he'll be my uncle-in-law from now on, I have to show him some respect!"

"Old Xu, why don't you come with me? Be a little sweeter with your words, and greet Aunt Mu and Uncle Mu more often when you see them. Be more humble..."

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