Awakening the Phoenix Flow System after the breakup, I'm so happy!

Upon hearing this, Sun Lei, who was on the other side, burst out laughing and pointed at Chen Yang's nose.

"Hey, you've got quite the big mouth, haven't you?"

"With your skinny arms and legs, you think you can fight us? Aren't you afraid of biting off more than you can chew?"

Wang Kai joined in the commotion, his large, fat body jiggling.

"Brother Yu, this kid has probably watched too many romance dramas and wants to play the hero in front of beautiful women."

"If you ask me, why don't you just dance for Brother Yu a bit? Maybe if he's in a good mood, he might even give you a bone to eat."

Zhao Tianyu swung the Mercedes car keys in his hand, looking Chen Yang up and down.

"Fatty's idea is good."

"Come on, kid, dance for me. If you dance well, I won't break your legs tonight."

Chen Yang listened to these people putting on a show, but instead of getting angry, he stroked his chin.

"Let's dance."

"That's a pretty good suggestion."

"But I think with my stiff body, it would definitely not look good if I jumped out."

"You all need to take the lead to truly bring out the artistic atmosphere of Pearl Lake."

Just as Zhao Tianyu was about to speak, he felt a blur before his eyes.

Before he could react, he was suddenly tapped lightly on the chest a few times.

Sun Lei and Wang Kai, who were next to him, received the same treatment. They felt a numbness all over their bodies, followed by an indescribable itch that seemed to seep out from between their bones.

"Hahahahaha..."

Zhao Tianyu first let out a strange laugh, then his face turned bright red, and he squatted down on the ground, clutching his stomach.

Wang Kai and Sun Lei were even more exaggerated, laughing and rolling on the ground, tears streaming down their faces.

"You, hahaha, what did you do to us? Hahaha, it tickles so much..."

Zhao Tianyu was laughing so hard he was almost out of breath, and his hand trembled as he pointed at Chen Yang.

Chen Yang clapped his hands and took a step back.

"I didn't do anything, I just helped you clear your meridians and pressed a few acupoints that make you laugh."

"Since you all enjoy watching people dance so much, then today we'll open your eyes and see the dance moves of the Three Young Masters of Jiangcheng."

Chen Yang pointed to a wooden lamppost next to him.

"See that pole?"

"Go, you three go and do a pole dance, then a romantic tango."

"If your dancing doesn't satisfy me, you'll be laughing your heads off until tomorrow morning."

Zhao Tianyu laughed wildly while shaking his head frantically, feeling that this was an utter disgrace.

"Don't even think about it, hahaha, I'll kill you, hahaha..."

Chen Yang shrugged indifferently.

"Alright, then you can keep laughing."

"I've heard that if people laugh for too long, they'll experience oxygen deprivation and even facial paralysis. Let's see how long you guys can keep this up."

The crowd of onlookers had already formed a circle.

Everyone initially thought the pretty young girl and her boyfriend were going to suffer, but the plot took an unexpected turn so quickly.

Seeing these three thugs, who usually act like bullies in the scenic area, laughing wildly like they'd had an epileptic seizure, they felt incredibly relieved.

Su Xiaowan peeked out from behind Chen Yang, looked at Wang Kai rolling on the ground, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Chen Yang, that's too mean! They're grinning from ear to ear."

Li Ruoxue crossed her arms and watched the comical scene with a smile on her face.

"I must say, this method is much more effective than simply sending them to the police station."

"Physical attacks are nowhere near as effective as magical attacks."

The three thugs couldn't take it anymore; they were laughing so hard their lungs felt like they were going to explode, and they couldn't even breathe properly.

Zhao Tianyu was the first to give in. He scrambled towards the lamppost, grabbed the rough wooden post, and began to writhe.

"Hahaha, I'll jump, hahaha, I'll jump, okay? Just untie me, hahaha..."

Seeing that their leader had given in, Wang Kai and Sun Lei quickly got up as well.

Two grown men hugged each other, laughing wildly as they started dancing a duet. They stepped on each other's feet, and the scene was so beautiful that it was almost unbearable to watch.

The passersby couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

Someone took out their phone and started snapping photos of the comical scene.

"Oh my god, are these three out of their minds, dancing like this?"

"That fat guy danced with a pretty good rhythm, like a penguin in heat."

"Quickly record it and post it on WeChat Moments. I've already thought of the title: Three little swans perform a dance at Mingzhu Lake late at night."

Hearing the mockery around him, Zhao Tianyu wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground, but the itching in his body made it impossible for him to stop, so he could only continue rubbing against the pole.

Chen Yang moved a small plastic stool and sat down on the side with an air of authority.

"Yes, yes, that guy in the floral shirt, wiggle your hips a little higher, and be a little more expressive."

"Hey fat guy, don't let go! Put your arm around my waist. Don't you know what tango is? Your eyes need to be full of feeling!"

Su Xiaowan grabbed Li Ruoxue's arm and laughed so hard she almost fell over.

"Sister Xue, look! That fat guy's pants are about to fall down!"

Li Ruoxue shook her head, looking at Chen Yang giving instructions with a helpless expression.

"You're so mean. If you cause someone serious harm, I won't write your report."

Chen Yang took a sip of the soda that Su Xiaowan handed him.

"What's this all about? I'm just tapping into their artistic talents and contributing to the cultural development of Jiangcheng."

The three thugs jumped for a full ten minutes, their bodies soaked in sweat, their voices hoarse from laughing, and the sounds they made were like broken bellows.

Zhao Tianyu was completely exhausted and slid down the pole to the ground, looking at Chen Yang with a face full of despair.

"Brother, sir, I was wrong, hahaha, I was really wrong, please let me go, hahaha..."

Wang Kai and Sun Lei also collapsed to the ground, too exhausted to even beg for mercy, only managing mechanical, dry laughs.

Seeing that the fire was almost done, Chen Yang slowly stood up and walked over to them.

"Now you know you were wrong?"

"Do you still want to treat my girlfriend to barbecue?"

Zhao Tianyu shook his head frantically, his face covered in snot and tears.

"I'm not inviting anyone, hahaha, I'll never eat barbecue again in my life, hahaha..."

Chen Yang snorted, raised his hand, and quickly tapped the three of them a few times.

The piercing itch and uncontrollable laughter vanished without a trace.

The three of them collapsed on the ground like puddles of mud, panting heavily. They had been laughing so hard they felt like their intestines were being twisted together.

Seeing that there was no more excitement to be seen, the surrounding crowd dispersed a few steps, pointing and whispering, but many people were still taking pictures with their phones.

It took Zhao Tianyu a long time to catch his breath before he could barely stand up, leaning on a lamppost.

He looked at the mocking gazes around him, then at Chen Yang, who looked completely relaxed, and his facial muscles twitched incessantly.

He had never suffered such humiliation in his entire life.

If word gets out about this today, how will Zhao Tianyu ever be able to face people in Jiangcheng again?

Wang Kai and Sun Lei helped each other up and hid behind Zhao Tianyu, not daring to even breathe loudly.

Chen Yang turned around, preparing to invite Li Ruoxue and Su Xiaowan to eat something.

"Alright, stop getting in my way. Go find somewhere cool to stay."

But just then, Zhao Tianyu suddenly pulled out his phone from his pocket and dialed a number through gritted teeth.

The phone was answered after ringing twice, and a rough male voice came from the other end.

Zhao Tianyu clutched his chest and shouted in a hoarse voice.

"Brother Dao, I've been bullied right here at the barbecue stall at Mingzhu Lake campsite."

"You'd better bring a few brothers over here right now. If I don't break this kid's legs today, I'm not a Zhao."

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Tianyu felt emboldened and reverted to his arrogant demeanor.

He pointed at Chen Yang's back and spat on the ground.

"Kid, don't get too cocky."

"I was careless just now and fell for your trick."

"Don't you dare leave! My brother is coming with his men right now. Let's see how you get out of here at Pearl Lake today."

Upon hearing this, Su Xiaowan tugged at Chen Yang's sleeve with some concern.

"Chen Yang, how about we go somewhere else to eat? Let's not bother with these thugs."

Before Chen Yang could speak, Li Ruoxue, who was standing next to him, burst out laughing.

She stepped forward, looking at the shouting Zhao Tianyu as if he were a fool.

"You called your older brother?"

Zhao Tianyu stiffened his neck and glared.

"What, scared?"

"Let me tell you, I, Brother Dao, am the boss of this area, with dozens of brothers under my command. If you want to run now, it's too late."

Li Ruoxue crossed her arms and took a step forward.

"I won't run."

"Then tell your brother Dao to bring some liniment over, so you won't have nothing to apply if you break your leg later."

Zhao Tianyu was speechless.

He stared at Li Ruoxue, wondering where this woman got her confidence from.

Chen Yang pulled the small plastic stool back over and sat down, crossing his legs as he looked at Zhao Tianyu.

"How many men did that 'Brother Dao' you called bring?"