My mother-in-law is remarrying and wants my family's assets as dowry. Die!
Chapter 51 The Bodyguard Has Been Selected
Lin Jun quickly shook his head: "I didn't mean anything bad, but after the IV drip is finished, I want to test whether you're a qualified bodyguard."
Fang Shu snorted with a hint of pride, "I guarantee you'll experience ecstasy!"
Lin Jun was utterly speechless: "Do you even know how to use idioms? If you don't, you'd better not use them!"
"This just shows there's a generational gap between us. The 'ecstasy' I'm experiencing here isn't something you'd think in such a filthy way!" Fang Shu chuckled mockingly. "You old men only know how to make a move on us young girls. I won't give you, a divorced old man, any chance!"
Lin Jun was extremely suspicious that Fang Shu had really ever tried to commit suicide.
"What, you're speechless?" Fang Shu arrogantly lifted Lin Jun's chin with her hand and asked.
Lin Jun shook her head, pulling her hand away from Fang Shu's: "Fang Shu, did you see a psychologist today?"
That's what you call truly defeating the enemy with a single move!
Fang Shu's smug expression vanished instantly: "You old man, you're really wicked! Don't you know that you shouldn't hit someone in the face, or insult someone by revealing their weaknesses?"
"I'm really just concerned about whether you've seen a psychologist or not. You're overthinking it!" Lin Jun said seriously.
"I went to see a psychologist!" Fang Shu pouted. "The psychologist said I have post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and will need treatment for a considerable period of time. I also need to find a new safe haven before I can possibly recover!"
"What does it mean to find a new safe spot?" Lin Jun asked curiously.
"I have a severe lack of security right now, and my post-traumatic stress disorder will be difficult to cure until someone comes along who can give me that security!" Fang Shu explained.
Lin Jun nodded and reached out to touch her hair: "Poor little girl, don't worry, take your time with the treatment. I'll cover all the related expenses!"
Fang Shu looked at Lin Jun, her eyes glistening with tears, but she forced herself not to let them fall.
After the IV drip finished, Lin Jun asked, "How about we arm wrestle? Let me test your strength and see if you're suitable to be a bodyguard."
Fang Shuxue shook his head and refused: "Why arm wrestle? I might not be as strong as you, but you definitely can't beat me. I'll show you my triple kick!"
Then Fang Shu jumped up in the ward, her two long legs crossed in the air, and kicked out three times in three directions.
Lin Jun's eyes widened immediately. This move was too difficult. This girl wasn't bragging; she really was a trained fighter!
After landing, Fang Shu maintained her graceful posture. She clapped her hands, showing off with a hint of pride, "How about that? Didn't I tell you I wasn't bragging? Let me tell you, finding a bodyguard as outstanding as me in real life isn't easy!"
Lin Jun had to admit this, but then asked, "But you're a medical trainee, how could you possibly have time to be by my side every day?"
Fang Shu smiled and said, "I can take some time off, no problem. I'll give my advisor some gifts, he can make an exception, no problem at all."
Lin Jun nodded: "Let's go home."
Fang Shu and Lin Jun returned to the villa.
Fang Shu went to take a shower first. Lin Jun didn't shower today. Due to continuous IV drips, both of his hands were bruised and covered with needle marks.
In this situation, to avoid soaking your hands in water as much as possible, take fewer showers!
Lin Jun went straight back to his bedroom, wanting to rest immediately, but then a phone call came in.
Lin Jun glanced at the caller ID; it was Yu He calling.
Lin Jun refused to answer the call. He could guess why Yu He had called; perhaps she was concerned about him.
But more likely, he would blame himself for worsening the injuries of his mother and her puppy.
Lin Jun was unwilling to have any further entanglement with Yu He, so she refused to answer the call.
However, Yu He quickly sent a WeChat voice message, questioning Lin Jun about why he didn't answer her calls.
Lin Jun chose to block Yu He directly.
Yu He did not receive a reply from Lin Jun, so she sent a voice message to question him, but found that she could not send it.
Yu He could hardly believe her eyes; Lin Jun had actually blocked her.
She started trembling all over, her hands shaking too: "He actually blocked me! Does he hate me that much now? Is there really no chance for us at all?"
woo woo woo...
Yu He broke down in tears.
A few minutes later, Yu Qingqiu's phone call interrupted her crying.
"Mom..." Yu He answered her mother's phone, her breath unsteady.
"Yu He, that good-for-nothing Lin Jun, was that arrangement today intentional?" Yu Qingqiu cursed, "If Li Dong's leg suffers any lasting damage, I will absolutely not let him off!"
"Mom, I've already divorced Lin Jun!" Yu He suddenly snapped, "Don't bother me with anything about you and Lin Jun anymore."
After saying that, Yu He hung up the phone with her mother.
Yu Qingqiu was completely bewildered. She had originally intended to vent her resentment to Yu He and then use Yu He to put pressure on Lin Jun.
I never expected Yu He to react like this!
"That damned girl, how dare she talk to me like that!" Yu Qingqiu cursed to herself.
No way, if that brat Yu He isn't willing to stand up for her little puppy, then Yu Qingqiu will stand up for him herself.
So Yu Qingqiu called Lin Jun.
Lin Jun chose to answer Yu Qingqiu's call: "What is it? Get to the point quickly, I don't have time to waste with you."
Hearing Lin Jun speak in that tone again, Yu Qingqiu flew into a rage: "Lin Jun, you're about to be kicked out by me, yet you still dare to be so arrogant. Believe it or not..."
Lin Jun interrupted her impatiently: "Yu Qingqiu, who do you think you are, daring to talk to me like that? Wait until you have the power to kick me out, then I'll answer your calls!"
Yu Qingqiu was even angrier, but she found that Lin Jun had already hung up the phone.
Yu Qingqiu was so angry that her face turned red. How dare Lin Jun treat her like this?
Lin Jun wouldn't have answered her call if he wasn't angry with Qingqiu.
The bedroom door was pushed open, and Fang Shu, wearing white pajamas, walked in with a grin, went to the bedside, and lay down on it.
Lin Jun asked疑惑地问道, "Was there thunder today? Are you still coming with me?"
"I'm your bodyguard, so I'll definitely do my best to protect you 24/7!" Fang Shu replied confidently.
Lin Jun nodded: "I'll get another blanket, so we can each have our own!"
"I haven't even complained about you yet, and you're already complaining about me?" Fang Shu was a little angry.
"No!" Lin Jun explained, "My hands are all swollen like pig's trotters, so I didn't shower. I was afraid you'd find my body smelly!"
Fang Shu leaned her head close to Lin Jun's chest and sniffed, "It really does smell a bit!"
Lin Jun remained silent. Fang Shu stared into Lin Jun's eyes and asked, "What's wrong? You seem to be in a bad mood?"
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