Physical mage, challenge me to a solo duel!
Chapter 1: The Exam Was So Difficult It Caused Him to Jump Off a Building
"What are all these things...?"
Wang Yi stared at the English letters on the exam paper in front of him, feeling his head pounding.
Wang Yi recognizes each of the twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, from A to Z, but when they are put together, they seem to give off a completely different look.
"I graduated so many years ago, how could I dream about exams? I've been working so hard lately, and they won't even let me rest in my dreams. This is really too much," Wang Yi thought indignantly.
And the test was actually in English!
Since graduating from university, Wang Yi has never touched English again. Moreover, his major did not require passing the English Proficiency Test Band 4. So many years have passed in the blink of an eye. Now, apart from saying "How are you?" and "How old are you?", he only has words that start with F and S, as well as short sentences composed of these words as subjects.
As for why these are the ones, there's no other reason than familiarity with them!
Wang Yi pinched his thigh hard, but felt no pain at all, making him even more certain that he was dreaming.
Bored, Wang Yi observed his surroundings and found himself in an empty classroom.
There were no other classmates besides him.
Wang Yi thought angrily, "Why can't it be a dream that can't be played on demand?!"
Even though he was a thirty-something-year-old archmage with no experience, he had at least seen pigs run, even if he hadn't eaten pork!
Even if the game stops running at a crucial moment due to the lack of downloaded DLC, it's still better than this nonsensical dream.
Bored, Wang Yi began to observe the layout of the classroom.
The desks in the classroom were arranged in six rows, with four single desks in each row, and they were not adjacent to each other, so the classroom looked quite empty.
It seems there are only twenty-four students in this classroom at most, so the space per student is quite large!
Wang Yi is currently sitting at the fourth desk on the far right of the third row, leaning against a large window that is about half a person's height. If he turns his head slightly, he can see the entire playground, with willows swaying in the breeze, a truly beautiful sight.
This seat is absolutely prime real estate! It's definitely a spot that male students would fight over.
But there are only about twenty students in a class. What kind of class has so few students?
Could it be the legendary elite class?
Thinking of this, Wang Yi shook his head. It wasn't that he felt this wasn't the elite class, but rather that he felt he wouldn't appear in the elite class.
From childhood to adulthood, the title of "top student" has never been associated with him, whether in academics or other aspects.
Even in dreams, one shouldn't dream about going to the top class! And yet, I don't want to say it.
Could it be that the last vestige of ambition in my subconscious is at work?
Wang Yi suddenly found it a bit funny. When he first graduated, he was also full of enthusiasm and energy, the kind of young bull who talked about ideals and hard work all the time.
However, after experiencing the harsh realities of society for several years, and having eaten too much bread, all his ambitions were worn down by reality.
The calves have evolved into pure cattle and horses.
Was he not working hard enough? He could live in a damp and cold basement, eat steamed buns and pickled vegetables, and endure 996 or even 007 work schedules.
But after several years, he still couldn't afford a toilet in the city where he worked.
"It's time to wake up..." Wang Yi slapped his cheeks hard, but he didn't wake up or feel anything.
Sometimes dreams are just that strange. Even when you know you're dreaming, waking up isn't an easy thing.
So Wang Yi stood up, opened the window, and leaned out to look down.
Wow... the fifth floor!
Wang Yi patted the window frame, coughed twice, imagined himself tearing open his shirt, then awkwardly struck a Superman pose, and climbed onto the windowsill using the chair as a stepping stone.
Then Wang Yi couldn't help but cover his face, feeling a little ashamed. It was too damn cringeworthy!
"No, this is my dream! I can do whatever I want here!"
Having convinced herself, Wang Yi opened her arms again, but this time she imagined a dark, endless sea and a huge iceberg.
He tried to speak with the deepest emotion he had ever felt, and slowly said, "You jump, I jump."
With a leap, it was as if a bird were released from its cage, or a whale were leaping into the abyss!
Perfect posture!
It's a pity there's someone missing from my arms; thinking about it still makes me a little heartbroken...
A strong feeling of falling can wake a person from a dream, something Wang Yi had experience with; he had used this method to wake himself up from a dream several times before.
Boom!Boom!
As the world spun around him, Wang Yi's heart rate rose rapidly, and his breathing became rapid.
He suddenly opened his eyes and raised his head.
The bright sunlight shone on my face from the corner of the window, and it was extremely dazzling.
Wang Yi rubbed his eyes hard, which were about to tear up from the sunlight. As his eyes adjusted to the light, he felt a sudden panic.
"The sun's already up? Holy crap, I'm doomed, I'm late for work!"
But soon, Wang Yi realized that his rented basement apartment couldn't get any sunlight.
He quickly looked around and realized that the surrounding environment was indeed not his cramped bedroom, but a spacious and bright classroom.
He didn't wake up in bed, but at his desk, where there were still some glistening saliva residue.
He quickly glanced around and found that the layout of the classroom was exactly the same as the classroom in his dream, except that the previously empty seats were now full of students with their heads down taking exams.
Wang Yi took a closer look and found that the students looked very young, probably only about fifteen or sixteen years old, and there wasn't a single familiar face among them.
The words "Unit Quiz" were written in large characters on the blackboard in chalk.
Behind the podium sat a man with a full forehead and a square jaw, a dark face, presumably the proctor.
What's going on here? A double dream? A dream within a dream? Inception?
Okay, okay, is this how you play it? Now you've spawned NPCs for me right away.
Wang Yi found it somewhat amusing, and while scratching his head unconsciously, he glanced down at the exam paper.
Well, the test paper has been updated. This time it's not in English, it's all in Chinese, but the content is even more incomprehensible than the English one.
The first unit quiz of history in the first semester of the first year of high school at Lanling Magic High School in 96.
I. Multiple Choice Questions (This section contains 10 questions, 2 points each, for a total of 20 points)
1. Who was the first "forbidden mage" in China?
A: Qing Yuanshang
B: Qing Yuanzhong
C: Qing Yuanxia
D: Qing Yuanfang
Huh? What the heck is this?
Yuanfang, it must be Yuanfang! Such a heroic figure could only be Yan Shuangying!
Interesting, Wang Yi continued reading.
2. Who was the first president of the Global Magic Federation?
A: Alexander DeCartrop
B: Liang Xun
C: Maysfield William Rums
D: Margarita Nathiavida
Who the hell knows? There isn't a single familiar name. I have no idea where to even begin.
However, based on Wang Yi's experience from years of exams, this type of question is too standard.
Choose the shortest of the three long and one short ones. That's right, it's B!
3. In which region did the first Demon Abyss, which ushered in the Magic Era, first appear?
A: China
B: The Allied Powers of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
C: Japan
D: Maurice
Great, out of three short and one long, choose the longest one, so it's still B.
Next, Wang Yi skillfully applied the secret of "choose B if there are two long and two short, and choose C if they are uneven" to continue tackling five or six more difficult questions.
But as the questions became increasingly absurd and boring, Wang Yi lost interest in reading them any further.
Boring, and I can't bear to see rivers of blood.
Wang Yi put down her pen and stood up again.
The creaking sound of the chair scraping against the floor was particularly jarring in the quiet classroom, instantly drawing the attention of all the students.
Including the dark-faced teacher supervising the exam on the podium.
"Wang Yi, sit down and take the exam properly!" The dark-faced man on the podium opened his eyes after hearing the noise. When he saw that the person who made the noise was Wang Yi, he frowned and said sternly.
The dark-faced man's voice was deep and resonant, and combined with his imposing face, Wang Yi felt his legs tremble slightly after being reprimanded by him.
"No, this is just a dream. Besides, I graduated so many years ago, how could I possibly scare you like this!"
Thinking of this, Wang Yi relaxed.
So he stretched out both hands, waving his left hand and slowly raising his right middle finger, giving the big black-faced man a very friendly greeting.
"Ugh, why am I even bothering with these NPCs in my dream... I need to wake up first, or I'll actually be late and have my salary docked again. I won't even be able to afford pickled vegetables next month."
Thinking of this, Wang Yi immediately lost all interest, so he twisted his neck, making a "crackling" sound, and casually opened the window next to him.
So what if it's a dream within a dream? It's just jumping again, and you get to enjoy it even more.
In reality, if you want to go bungee jumping, you have to pay for it.
Wang Yi opened her arms and turned her head to take one last look at her dream.
I must say, the various expressions of these NPCs are rendered quite realistically.
"Ahem..." Wang Yi cleared his throat, thinking about how to make a grand exit.
After a short while, Wang Yi lowered his voice, his eyes filled with a mixture of suppressed emotions, grief and indignation, determination and relief, as he roared out in a powerful voice.
"Give me liberty or give me death!"
Take a leap.
Swish!
A single thought can open up a vast world!
A gentle breeze was blowing outside, and the sun was shining brightly.
After rising slightly, the body began to plummet under the pull of gravity.
Wang Yi felt a slight stinging sensation as the rapidly flowing air hit his face.
I believe that's what freedom feels like.
Wait, a stinging pain???
Wang Yi suddenly opened his eyes, his pupils shrinking to the size of pinpoints, watching the flat ground rapidly approach and magnify in his eyes.
"Fa fa fa fa... FUC"
Pia!
Wang Yi's terrified "fa fa" abruptly stopped.
The bewildered students finally heard a dull thud, like a piece of pork being slammed onto the floor. A moment later, the classroom erupted in chaos.
All that could be heard was a cacophony of cheers from Class 3 of Grade 1.
"Oh no! Wang Yi jumped off a building!"
"I told you this exam would be really hard! Look, Wang Yi was so stressed out he almost jumped off a building!"
"Teacher! Go find the teacher!"
"Are you crazy! The teacher is on the podium!"
"Where are my teammates?! Where are my teammates?! Help!"
"Holy crap, Old E's awesome!"
"Medical Department! Go quickly and call the medical staff!"
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