Physical mage, challenge me to a solo duel!
Chapter 9: Puns will result in a fine.
You certainly wouldn't be able to find your home address on your person, since unless you're old and forgetful, no one would write down their home address and carry it with them.
I'm broke now. Will I have to sleep under a bridge tonight?
"Oh right, the cell phone!"
Wang Yi pondered for a moment, then suddenly tapped his forehead with his fingers together.
The world is technologically advanced, and there might be shopping or food delivery apps on your phone that could help you find your home address.
Just as Wang Yi took out his phone, ready to browse through it, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder from behind.
Wang Yi was startled and turned around warily, only to find Qi Xiaohao, his face red and neck thick.
Qi Xiaohao had obviously run all the way here, but because of his weight, he was panting much more severely than Wang Yi. His chest was like a bellows, and Wang Yi was worried that he would faint from lack of oxygen.
"E...E-brother, why are you running...Why are you running so fast!" After catching his breath, Qi Xiaohao was finally able to speak coherently.
Looking at the unfamiliar chubby face, Wang Yi paused for a moment, considered his words carefully, and then said, "Little Fatty, actually... the fall I suffered wasn't completely healed by Zhang the Witch; it left some aftereffects."
Wang Yi was about to tell Qi Xiaohao something.
Based on their previous chat history, it can be seen that Qi Xiaohao and Wang Yi's original self had a very close relationship.
The two had a good relationship in their previous generation and were even neighbors living across the hall from each other.
Therefore, Wang Yi and Qi Xiaohao were childhood sweethearts who grew up together, practically naked together.
From fighting in elementary school to skipping classes in junior high, even when they awakened their magical talents, the two of them always attended the awakening ceremony together.
They then successfully entered a magic high school, where the two frequented nightclubs and pursued the school beauty. Relying on their identities as mages, they colluded and were inseparable.
Of the three great bonds men share, besides carrying a gun together, the other two have long been fulfilled.
Therefore, Wang Yi felt that Qi Xiaohao was at least someone she could trust and rely on.
Of course, the prerequisite is that he cannot reveal that he is no longer the Wang Yi that Qi Xiaohao knew.
In this unfamiliar world, Wang Yi will definitely need the help of trustworthy friends to make it easier to get through the adaptation period.
"Aftereffects? What aftereffects?" Qi Xiaohao became noticeably more nervous upon hearing Wang Yi's question.
"It's just that I can't remember some things from the past." Wang Yi tapped his head.
"Amnesia?" Qi Xiaohao asked uncertainly.
"More or less," Wang Yi nodded.
"Oh, I knew something was wrong!" Qi Xiaohao relaxed a lot instantly: "It's good that you're physically okay. What's there to be afraid of with amnesia?"
"Of course I'm fine. After all, Zhang the Witch has a great figure and her medical skills are also quite good." Wang Yi tried to joke with Qi Xiaohao in the original owner's tone.
Upon hearing this, both of them simultaneously revealed slightly lewd smiles.
"Even with amnesia, you still remember me, Brother E. We truly are the closest of brothers!" Qi Xiaohao gave Wang Yi a hug, deeply moved.
Wang Yi's brow furrowed almost imperceptibly, but he did not choose to dodge, and even responded to Qi Xiaohao's hug with a slightly stiff demeanor.
"Let's go home first. If you forget anything on the way, just ask me!" Qi Xiaohao patted his chest and then led Wang Yi home.
Although Wang Yi was supposed to ask questions, Qi Xiaohao kept rambling on about his and Wang Yi's original "glorious achievements" along the way, leaving Wang Yi speechless.
"Let's talk about something that can be broadcast... cough, let's talk about mages." Seeing that Qi Xiaohao's topic kept revolving around his womanizing trips in bars and nightclubs, Wang Yi, unable to bear it any longer, finally interrupted Qi Xiaohao and steered the conversation back to what he wanted to know.
"Okay." Although he was interrupted, Qi Xiaohao wasn't annoyed. Instead, he scratched his head and continued, "A mage is someone who can use magic."
Dare to say one more word?
Wang Yi felt he had made a mistake. Qi Xiaohao was clearly not a student with particularly good grades. Rather than asking him about magic, it might be more accurate to find the information himself.
"For example, I am an offensive mage, but you haven't confirmed it yet, Brother E," Qi Xiaohao added.
"An offensive mage? The kind that throws fireballs?" Wang Yi finally became interested and asked curiously.
"Yes, as long as you absorb the Fireball spell, that's enough." Qi Xiaohao nodded.
"Absorb Fireball? How many kinds of magic are there in total?"
"There are so many! Common spells include Fireball, Wind Blade, Lightning Spear, Earth Shield, Healing... Beyond the common ones, there are rare and divine spells..."
Qi Xiaohao counted on his fingers and found that he couldn't count them all: "These are collectively called elemental magic. Add to that the newly emerged mental and spatial magic, and they are considered the three major magic systems. There are a great many specific types of magic."
However, since magic has different effects—some is offensive, some is defensive, some can heal, and some can control—your specific magic type is determined by the magic you absorb.
Like me, I tried many magic crystals, and all I absorbed were offensive magic, so I am an offensive mage.
Therefore, mages are mainly divided into three categories: attack, support, and healing.
Defensive and control magic belongs to the support category, while healing magic belongs to the medical category.
"I see." Wang Yi nodded, then suddenly realized, "Wait, I'm not sure yet, could it be...?"
"Yes, Brother E, you've absorbed quite a few magic crystals, but so far you haven't absorbed a single spell." Qi Xiaohao confirmed the answer for Wang Yi.
"Damn it, what happened to the talent-based character setting?!" Wang Yi felt dizzy and his vision blurred. He then asked anxiously:
"But aren't I our high school's star student? Bai Yu said it herself, she wouldn't be making it up!"
"Yes, thanks to E, you've got E grades in every subject, consistently ranking first. That's enough to be recorded in the school's history."
"Wait a minute!" Wang Yi was a little confused at first, then suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "The E you're talking about, is it the E in ABCD?"
"No, it's the E in 36D." Qi Xiaohao said seriously, drawing two arcs with his hands.
"What the hell..." Wang Yi exploded, "May I ask, are the grades in our school ranked in the order of A, B, C, D? And is A the best?"
"Yes!" Qi Xiaohao replied matter-of-factly.
"Who the hell gave me this nickname! Don't they know that using puns will get you fined?!" Wang Yi was getting a little crazy, and he didn't even bother to think before he spoke.
"I don't know, that's just how it's called. But what does it matter? E-ge, you've become a celebrity in the whole school because of this!" Qi Xiaohao blinked, looking innocent.
Hearing Qi Xiaohao's explanation, Wang Yi almost laughed in anger. Who would want such a prominent figure!
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