I put you in charge of the child, and you raised a monster!

"Teacher Ling'er, netizens say you're too ruthless."

Shen Ling'er sat down on the sofa and looked up at him.

"Where is it ruthless?"

Zhao Lei reads the comments.

"They said that you analyzed the World Cup like a math problem the first time you watched it. In the France vs. Morocco match, you predicted that Morocco's left flank would be opened up, and France actually scored from that side. In the Spain vs. Belgium match, you said that Belgium would be fast in the first half and slow in the second half, and that they would get tired in the second half, and Spain actually scored their second goal in the second half."

Shen Ling'er nodded.

"Their summary was pretty good."

Zhao Lei read it again.

"Some netizens also said that the coaching staff reported her to FIFA overnight: Stop letting her do live broadcasts, she's even scarier than our assistant coaches."

Shen Ling'er thought for a moment.

"The coach won't report it."

Zhao Lei was taken aback.

Why?

Shen Ling'er said very seriously, "The coach knows the problems earlier than the audience. For example, the Spanish coach must have known that Belgium's stamina would be slower in the second half, which is why he kept making them chase the ball. I was just sitting in the stands and saying it, so I couldn't have known it earlier than them. What's really impressive is that they can get the players to play according to the plan."

Zhou Chen nodded slightly after listening.

"That's a very fair statement."

Bai Sisi also laughed and said, "Although Ling'er has a sharp tongue, she won't steal credit."

Shen Ling'er glanced at her.

"I'm just stating the facts. Others are just skilled; I can see that, but that doesn't mean they aren't skilled."

Zhao Lei suddenly fell silent.

He looked at Shen Ling'er, and the playful shock in his eyes slowly turned into genuine admiration.

"Teacher Ling'er, what you said is particularly well said."

Shen Ling'er nodded.

"I've always been right, it's just that you listen to more jokes than anything else."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Bai Sisi burst out laughing on the spot.

"I was touched for just three seconds, and then I was jolted back down."

Although the live chat can't broadcast the match in real time, the production team can still film the scene in the hotel lobby.

After hearing this, the viewers in the live stream went wild, flooding the screen with messages.

"Hahaha, FIFA is slow to react!"

Ling'er: They kicked too obviously, it's not my fault.

"This kid is too arrogant, but she really has the right to be arrogant."

"She even said the coach is really great; that's impressive."

Other kids watching the game: Who won? Ling'er watching the game: Why did they win?

"I hereby announce that Teacher Ling'er's World Cup analysis channel has been temporarily suspended."

"It's not a seal, it's an international sanction, hahaha!"

The director sat to the side, watching the live stream's popularity surge again, his expression becoming even more complicated.

The assistant director whispered, "Director, although the competition can't be broadcast live, it seems to be generating even more buzz right now."

The director said quietly, "I saw it."

Assistant Director: "So, is this a good thing or a bad thing?"

The director remained silent for a few seconds.

"From a work perspective, it's a bad thing."

"Judging from the trending topics, this is incredibly good news."

Assistant Director: "..."

Zhao Lei leaned closer.

"Director, do you have a feeling right now?"

The director looked at him.

"How does it feel?"

Zhao Lei said seriously, "Even the fact that Teacher Ling'er can't do a live broadcast can help the production team turn it into a hot topic."

director:"……"

He glanced at Shen Ling'er.

Shen Ling'er was eating the small biscuits that Yang Mi had given her, and she was eating them very attentively.

The director sighed.

"This kid is really outrageous."

Zhao Lei lowered his voice.

"How exactly does Mr. Shen teach her? She's become so engrossed in watching football; how terrifying must he be in real life?"

The director immediately waved his hand.

Don't ask.

Zhao Lei: "Why?"

The director's expression was somber.

"I'm afraid if I ask too many questions, I won't be able to sleep at night."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Bai Sisi couldn't stop laughing.

Shen Ling'er looked up when she heard them mention Shen Fei.

"My dad watches the games, but he doesn't necessarily talk about them more than I do."

Zhao Lei's eyes lit up.

Why?

Shen Ling'er thought for a moment.

"He'll find it noisy."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Yang Mi smiled and lowered his head.

That's quite like Shen Fei.

Shen Fei usually takes everything in stride, and even if he sees through something at a glance, he's too lazy to say anything.

Aside from her and Ling'er.

He doesn't seem to have much interest in other things.

Zhao Lei, however, had already started imagining things.

"It's over."

Bai Sisi asked, "What's over?"

Zhao Lei looked very serious.

"Teacher Ling'er has already been reminded by FIFA that she cannot broadcast live."

"If Mr. Shen were to personally watch a game, wouldn't he be told to unplug the court's internet cable?"

Everyone: "..."

The lobby erupted in laughter the next second.

Shen Ling'er looked at him.

"You're exaggerating a bit."

Zhao Lei immediately asked, "Only a little?"

Shen Ling'er nodded.

"A little bit."

Zhao Lei instantly became excited.

"That means the general direction is correct!"

Shen Ling'er: "..."

Yang Mi was both amused and exasperated.

"Stop mythologizing him."

Zhao Lei was very serious.

"Sister Mi, this isn't us deifying her."

"This is what Teacher Ling'er has shown throughout."

"Lock picking, portrait drawing, medical skills, observation, stadium analysis, airport world-class goals, and now even World Cup live broadcasts are being restricted."

"Of course everyone is curious about what kind of person could teach Teacher Ling'er."

After finishing the cookies, Shen Ling'er wiped her hands.

He is my father.

Zhao Lei was stunned for a moment.

Shen Ling'er continued, "He can cook, fix things, teach me how to read people, and also tells me to go to bed early. You overthink things and complicate simple matters."

The lobby fell silent for a moment.

Yang Mi looked at her daughter with an incredibly tender gaze.

Shen Ling'er is usually arrogant and stubborn, and dares to talk back to anyone.

But when she talks about Shen Fei, she never mentions anything fantastical or mystical.

Instead, it's about cooking.

Repairing things.

sleep earlier.

Just like any ordinary child talking about their father.

Zhao Lei, unusually, didn't immediately try to be funny.

After a two-second pause, he chuckled softly, "Okay."

"Then we won't speculate."

Shen Ling'er glanced at him.

"Can you hold back?"

Zhao Lei: "..."

Bai Sisi laughed and patted him on the shoulder.

"She knows you too well."

Zhao Lei reluctantly raised his hand.

I will try my best.

At this moment, the director cleared his throat.

"Although the match tomorrow cannot be broadcast live, everyone can still go to the venue to watch it as usual."

"We will shoot some behind-the-scenes footage that doesn't involve the live competition, such as the entrance, the atmosphere of the audience, and the children's reactions, and then edit it together for broadcast."

Chen Doudou immediately raised her hand.

"Can I take pictures while eating?"

The director nodded.

"able."

Chen Doudou was relieved.

"That's fine then."

Shen Ling'er nodded as well.

"It's better if we can't do a live stream tomorrow."

Zhao Lei was curious.

Why?

Shen Ling'er said earnestly, "When you were watching the game, you were always thinking about the camera, so you weren't very focused. There's no live broadcast tomorrow, so you can watch the game on your own. It's okay if you don't understand it; at least you can enjoy the excitement."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Zhou Chen smiled and said, "That makes a lot of sense."

Chen Hao nodded.

"Indeed, during the first two games, we were watching the game and listening to Ling'er's analysis, which made us miss a lot of the atmosphere at the stadium."

Bai Sisi looked at Zhao Lei.

"Especially you, you finally won't have to keep explaining tomorrow."

Zhao Lei looked serious.

"I'm going to be a quiet fan tomorrow."

Shen Ling'er looked at him.

"Don't make that statement too definitively."

Zhao Lei: "..."

The comments section was filled with laughter.

"Hahaha, Ling'er no longer believes Zhao Lei."

Zhao Lei: A quiet fan. Ling'er: Questionable.

"It's good that the match can't be broadcast live; everyone can relax as spectators."

"But I still want to hear Ling'er's post-match analysis!"

"The production team can record it after the competition! Just don't do it live!"

"Yes, yes, let Ling'er talk about it after the match, it shouldn't be against the rules, right?"

The production team quickly saw the feedback from the live chat.

The assistant director's eyes lit up.

"Director, we can't do a live stream, but a post-match analysis should be possible, right?"

The director was taken aback.

Zhao Lei also suddenly looked at the director.

"yes!"

"Once the match is over and the score is set, it won't make any difference if Ling'er says anything more, right?"

The director stroked his chin.

"Theoretically, yes."

The assistant director immediately said, "Then let's arrange a relaxed chat session after the game, without making real-time predictions, just talking about our feelings about watching the game."

Zhao Lei slapped his thigh.

"Isn't that enough?"

"Teacher Ling'er's real-time analysis was sealed; it will be unlocked during the post-match review!"

Shen Ling'er looked at him.

"Don't talk about it like it's a game."

Zhao Lei immediately changed his tune.

"Okay, let's have dinner and chat after the game."

Shen Ling'er nodded.

"That's fine."

The director immediately gave the approval.

"Then it's settled."

"The match tomorrow won't be broadcast live. I'll record a lighthearted chat at the hotel after the match."

Chen Doudou raised her hand.

"Do we get food if we chat?"

The director answered very quickly this time.

"have."

Shen Ling'er looked at the director and nodded in satisfaction.

"You're becoming more and more like a good director."

The director's eyes lit up.

The assistant director immediately lowered his head to take notes.

[He offered Shen Ling'er a meal during their post-match chat, which earned him her approval.]

Zhao Lei looked at the memo and laughed so hard he leaned back.

"Director, if this script of yours is ever released, it could definitely be the subject of a book."

The director asked, "What book?"

Zhao Lei was very serious.

"How to survive a season of variety shows under the guidance of Teacher Shen Ling'er".

director:"……"

Bai Sisi delivered the finishing blow.

Subtitle: Buy your meals in advance.

Everyone burst into laughter again.

The matter continues to escalate online.

Within just a few hours, all sorts of absurd edits, memes, and fan-made videos appeared.

Someone has edited together the analysis of Shen Ling'er's first two matches.

"There's a bit of empty space on the left side of Morocco."

The next second, France attacked down the left flank.

"France will win, 2-0."

The next second, the score was set at 2-0.

"Spain will score first."

The next second, Spain scored.

"If they slow down a bit in the second half, Spain will find open spaces."

The next second, Spain led 2-1.

The video ends with a line of large text.

Then, she was banned from live streaming.

The comments section was filled with laughter.

"This editing is too ruthless!"

Ling'er: I'm just stating the answer. FIFA: Don't say anything yet.

"Others are prediction geniuses, she's a match analysis machine."

"World Cup: Welcome fans from all over the world. Shen Ling'er: Thank you, I understand. World Cup: Stop broadcasting."

"This is not a ban, this is the highest level of recognition."

Another netizen made a meme.

Shen Ling'er sat coolly in the stands.

The accompanying text reads:

Don't ask, the answer is the game was played too obviously.

This picture quickly went viral across the internet.

Even many sports bloggers have joined in the commentary.

"To be honest, the child's expression was very simple, but the logic was really good."

"She doesn't understand complicated tactical terminology; she observes people and space."

"Many amateur fans only watch who has the ball, but she watches who is out of position, who is losing energy, and who is in a bad mood."

"What's most frightening is that she was able to catch all of this on her first viewing."

"If this kind of observational ability is continuously cultivated, it can indeed be quite remarkable."

Some people even joked about it.

"I suggest that each team check the stands before the game to see if there is a little girl from China with a ponytail."

"Coaching staff: Who told her to sit so high? She saw the entire formation!"

"Goalkeeper: It's okay if I can't save it, at least she can tell me in advance that I can't save it."

"Belgian defender: I was only half a step too slow, and she still saw me."

The more they play online, the crazier they get.

That evening, the production team's initial low spirits due to the inability to broadcast the competition were instead propelled to another level by the trending topics.

The director stared at the backend data and remained silent for a long time.

The assistant director asked, "Director, what do we do now?"

The director let out a long sigh.

"What else can we do?"

"Buy food."

Assistant Director: "Huh?"

The director looked very serious.

"We need to buy food for the post-match review tomorrow."

"Being restricted from live streaming is bad enough. If Shen Ling'er points out problems with our food, we're truly finished."

Assistant Director: "..."

The hotel room.

Yang Mi was tidying up the jacket that Shen Ling'er would wear tomorrow.

Shen Ling'er sat on the edge of the bed, swinging her little feet.

Yang Mi asked with a smile, "Are you unhappy about being talked about by so many people today?"

Shen Ling'er shook her head.

"no."

Yang Mi sat down next to her.

"real?"

Shen Ling'er nodded, her tone very serious: "They won't let me do live streams, but they won't let me watch them. As long as I can still go to the stadium to watch the game and still eat, it's not a big problem."

Yang Mi couldn't help but laugh.

"You're quite optimistic."

Shen Ling'er looked up at her.

"Dad said that if things change, we should try a different approach. If we can't do a live stream, we won't do it. We can watch it and come back later, it's the same thing."

Yang Mi's eyes softened.

"Um."

Shen Ling'er added, "And since there's no live stream, Uncle Zhao Lei should be able to make less noise."

Yang Mi: "..."

Her initial感动 (feeling of being touched) was instantly dispelled by her daughter's words.

In the next room.

Zhao Lei suddenly sneezed.

Bai Sisi looked at him.

"Have you caught a cold?"

Zhao Lei rubbed his nose.

"I don't know why, but I always feel like someone is talking about me."

Holding a small rabbit doll, Zhao Mengmeng said in a childish voice, "It might be Sister Ling'er."

Zhao Lei: "..."

Bai Sisi laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight.

That night, the production team fell silent.

But the entire internet is anything but quiet.

It trended on social media all night.

Netizens went from being shocked to bursting into laughter, and then to looking forward to it.

"It's okay if we can't broadcast the match live, but we absolutely must arrange a post-match review!"

"I want to hear what Ling'er has to say after watching the third performance."

"FIFA's decision not to allow live broadcasts shows that Teacher Ling'er is truly too powerful."

"Who would have thought that a parent-child reality show would get a reminder from the World Cup organizers while it was being filmed?"

"Yang Mi really won big this time; her daughter has taken the show's popularity to the international level."

Shen Ling'er: I just want to watch the game and eat. The whole world: Don't say anything yet.

The next morning.

Shen Ling'er's first words upon waking were:

"Mom, what time is the match today?"

Yang Mi smiled and said, "Tonight."

Shen Ling'er nodded.

"Then you can take your time eating lunch."

Yang Mi couldn't help but laugh.

"Are you really not nervous at all right now?"

Shen Ling'er thought about it seriously.

"It's just that we can't do a live stream, it doesn't mean we can't eat it."

Yang Mi: "..."

At the same time, the director sent a message in the program's group chat.

[Today's key points: No live match broadcasts, no real-time analysis, and no predictions.]

Two seconds later, he added another message.

[And, buy your meals in advance.]

Zhao Lei replied immediately.

【receive. 】

Bai Sisi replied.

【receive. 】

Zhou Chen replied.

【receive. 】

Chen Hao replied.

[DouDou also received it; he only saw the food purchase.]

The group chat erupted in laughter.

Shen Ling'er sat at the hotel table, leisurely eating her breakfast, completely unaware that she had become the first five-year-old child on the internet to be "banned from live streaming" because of her accurate World Cup predictions.

Of course, even if she knew, she would probably just glance at it.

And then say this:

"If they had told me earlier, I would have said less."