I put you in charge of the child, and you raised a monster!
Chapter 46 Don't ask, it's what my dad taught me.
In the police station lobby, the pickpockets who had been crammed together were finally taken away in batches, and the floor was quickly cleaned up by the police officers on duty.
But the atmosphere didn't completely dissipate.
It wasn't the kind of tension that lingers, but rather a kind of lively atmosphere that's funny, absurd, and irresistibly fun to reminisce about.
The female police officer from the publicity center brought milk and bread to the children, and also gave Shen Ling'er an extra box of juice.
"Little one, have something to eat first," she said with a smile.
Shen Ling'er glanced down at the juice, then at the bread, and finally pushed the bread to Chen Doudou.
"You eat first."
Chen Doudou hugged the bread, her eyes shining with emotion.
"Ling'er, you're so good to me."
Shen Ling'er remained expressionless.
"You're too noisy, eat something to shut yourself up first."
Chen Doudou: "..."
Lin Jia was trying not to laugh, and almost couldn't hold it in.
Yang Mi inserted a straw into the juice, placed it next to her daughter, and asked softly, "Are you tired?"
Shen Ling'er bit her straw and shook her head.
"Not tired."
She spoke very calmly.
"These people are just too stupid."
Zhao Lei had just taken a sip of water when he heard this and choked on it.
"Cough cough cough... Who are you calling stupid?"
Shen Ling'er glanced at him.
"You just asked me how to distribute anti-fraud flyers."
Zhao Lei: "..."
Bai Sisi's shoulders trembled as she tried to suppress her laughter.
"Zhao Lei, don't try to outsmart her. She's got some kind of cheat code at the police station today."
Zhao Lei was unconvinced.
"That's my area of expertise; I'm not good at this."
Shen Ling'er nodded and then delivered a serious final blow.
"You're not good at being afraid either."
Zhao Lei: "???"
The whole room burst into laughter.
He Chuan stood behind the camera, completely numb.
He had thought that going to the police station today would at most be a stable career experience.
The results of it.
First, they caught the pickpockets.
Then there are anti-pickpocketing gangs.
Then Shen Ling'er turned the hall into a "centralized transfer point for suspects throughout the city".
He now feels that anything anyone walks towards him is going to be in trouble.
Meanwhile, the live stream chat was churning with comments.
"I declare that the safest place today is right next to Shen Ling'er."
"The moment she sits down, all the bad guys automatically line up."
"This is supposed to be a parent-child variety show? This is supposed to be a criminal investigation efficiency test."
"How exactly did Shen Fei teach him? How come this kid knows everything?"
"I don't care what her father looks like anymore, I just want to know if he's human."
"Don't ask, the answer is always the mysterious dad."
"Don't ask, it's what my dad taught me."
This comment immediately went viral and was displayed prominently on the screen.
He Chuan glanced at it and almost burst out laughing.
He looked up at Shen Ling'er.
"Ling'er, everyone wants to know what else your father taught you."
Shen Ling'er slowly took a sip of juice.
"a lot of."
He Chuan's eyes lit up.
"for example?"
Shen Ling'er thought for a moment.
"Driving, climbing walls, finding routes, finding people, listening to lies, stealing, catching bad guys, picking locks, bandaging wounds, identifying bones, recognizing the smell of medicine, and more..."
She paused.
"To appease my mother."
The air fell silent for a moment.
Yang Mi, who was wiping her mouth with his head down, stopped when he heard the last sentence.
She looked up, and her eyes softened instantly.
Zhao Lei, however, immediately exploded.
"No, I could barely understand the first few, but what does 'coaxing your mother' mean at the end?"
Shen Ling'er looked at him.
"It's just to keep my mother from getting angry."
Zhao Lei's lips twitched.
"Isn't your dad's business scope a bit too broad?"
Shen Ling'er looked completely at ease.
"Because my mother is the hardest to please."
Yang Mi: "..."
She initially tried to pretend she hadn't heard, but then a group of people around her started staring at her.
She could only cough lightly, her ears turning slightly red.
"Don't listen to her nonsense."
Shen Ling'er looked up at her.
"I'm not making this up."
Yang Mi was speechless under her gaze and could only reach out and gently pinch her daughter's cheek.
"Eat your bread."
Shen Ling'er's cheeks puffed out from being pinched, but she didn't dodge.
This scene caught the camera's eye, and the live stream chat erupted in cheers once again.
"Help, this mother and daughter are so adorable!"
Yang Mi blushed, hahaha.
"Ling'er is really stubborn, but she's also really attached to her mother."
"Although Shen Fei didn't appear on screen, his presence was so strong it almost lifted the ceiling."
Just then, footsteps suddenly came from the doorway.
A young policewoman walked in quickly, looking a little anxious.
"Team Leader Qin, one of the anti-fraud tools that the publicity center prepared is missing."
He Chuan was taken aback.
"What's missing?"
The policewoman was somewhat embarrassed.
"A replica wallet for display, with a few coins and cards inside, which was just sitting on the table."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Lei immediately perked up.
"No way? We just caught a pickpocket, and now the station itself has another one missing?"
Qin Zheng frowned.
"When did you discover it was missing?"
"Less than three minutes," the policewoman said. "The children were eating, we tidied up the props, and when we turned back, they were gone."
Everyone present looked at the table.
Indeed, a small wallet prop is missing.
The atmosphere had just eased a little when it was suddenly thrown into tension again.
He Chuan subconsciously looked at Shen Ling'er.
"Ling'er, did you see that?"
Shen Ling'er didn't speak.
She simply jumped off the bench, slowly walked to the prop table, and reached out to touch the edge of the table.
The policewoman was a little nervous.
"Kid, don't touch it."
Shen Ling'er did not look up.
"It's not about touching things randomly."
She pointed to a very shallow water stain on the corner of the table.
"There's a tea flavor here."
The policewoman was taken aback.
"Tea flavor?"
Shen Ling'er nodded.
"It also smells like hand sanitizer."
She then looked at the anti-fraud propaganda boards piled up to the side.
"The person who took the wallet went to the restroom first, and then came here."
Qin Zheng raised an eyebrow slightly.
How did you know?
Shen Ling'er raised her chin.
There are wet stains on the table.
"The prop wallet is made of plastic, and it will leave marks if you touch it."
"But the mark on the table is very light, which means that the person who picked it up didn't hold it properly and their hands were wet."
She paused, then added.
"And that person is very panicked right now."
He Chuan asked instinctively, "Why?"
Shen Ling'er looked towards the corner of the hall.
"Because there were two specks of yellow mud on her shoes."
"That's soil from the flower bed in the backyard."
"She didn't go out just now, so she could only have put her wallet there when she went to wash her hands in the backyard."
Everyone followed her gaze.
In the corner, a female volunteer who was helping to arrange chairs suddenly changed her expression.
Zhao Lei's eyes widened like copper bells.
"Seriously? How could you tell that?"
The female volunteer paused for two seconds, then suddenly blushed and raised her hand.
"I'm sorry... I didn't mean to take it."
She was a little embarrassed.
"That replica wallet looked so real, I wanted to show it to my brother, but I just casually put it next to the sink in the bathroom..."
Her voice grew softer and softer as she spoke.
"I forget when I get nervous."
There was a moment of silence in the hall, then everyone burst into laughter.
He Chuan was at a loss for words, both amused and exasperated.
"Oh, it was you."
The female volunteer was on the verge of tears.
"I'm really not a bad person, I just acted impulsively..."
Shen Ling'er stood still and looked at her intently for two seconds.
"You're not a bad person."
She spoke very calmly.
"You just have hands faster than your brain."
Female volunteer: "..."
These words didn't sound like words of comfort, but they were strangely true.
The people around laughed for a while.
Seeing this, Yang Mi gently pulled his daughter back.
"Don't always speak so bluntly to people."
Shen Ling'er looked up.
"Mother, I've already been very tactful."
Yang Mi: "..."
She was momentarily at a loss as to whether or not to praise him.
Qin Zheng took the wallet back and checked it. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found that all the change inside was still there.
He looked up at Shen Ling'er.
"How come you knew she took it without even looking for her?"
Shen Ling'er looked at him.
"There were fresh water stains on her cuffs."
"When she was standing at the bathroom door, the soles of her shoes were dry."
"My shoes only got dirty after I got back."
"This means she was just putting things away, not stealing."
Qin Zheng's eyes flickered slightly.
"Then why did you say her hands are faster than her brain?"
Shen Ling'er looked completely at ease.
"She took it without saying anything, then put it away and forgot about it."
"This isn't speed, it's chaos."
Qin Zheng: "..."
The people around him were trying so hard not to laugh that their stomachs hurt.
The live stream audience was laughing hysterically.
"Hahahaha, Ling'er's mouth is really sharp."
"She wasn't swearing; she was making an on-site diagnosis."
"I'm starting to suspect that Shen Fei enrolled her not in an interest class, but in a martial arts academy."
"This person clearly has a master."
"The teaching results of the mysterious father are truly outrageous."
"While other families teach their children to read, Shen Fei teaches his children to recognize people."
"While other families teach their children arithmetic, Shen Fei teaches them arithmetic."
At that moment, another round of applause came from outside the publicity center.
It turned out that the pickpockets who had just been arrested were being escorted into police cars in batches. Several passersby watched the commotion and took pictures of the scene in the police station lobby with their mobile phones.
Within just a few minutes, several more trending topics appeared online.
#Shen Ling'er catches another pickpocket at the police station#
#Five-year-old child spots fake wallet at a glance#
#Don't ask, it's my dad who taught me#
#How many more Shenyang Aircraft Corporation aircraft will there be?#
He Chuan looked at the trending topics and had already calmed down.
He even felt a bit like lying down.
"I hereby declare that today's program is not a parent-child variety show."
Zhao Lei asked, "What is that?"
He Chuan said quietly, "It's a public lesson showcasing Shen Fei's teaching achievements."
Zhao Lei nodded in deep agreement.
"And it's the kind where there's no tuition fee."
Bai Sisi looked at Shen Ling'er and suddenly remembered something.
"Ling'er, you just said your father taught you how to coax your mother. How does your father usually coax her?"
As soon as the question was asked, everyone perked up their ears.
Yang Mi also subconsciously looked over.
Shen Ling'er blinked.
"My dad doesn't need to be coaxed."
Zhao Lei was stunned.
Why?
Shen Ling'er said very seriously:
"Because he doesn't talk much."
"But as soon as he comes back, my mother stops being angry."
The air fell silent for a moment.
Yang Mi paused, his eyes flickering slightly.
She looked down at her daughter and remained silent for a long time.
The live stream chat exploded again.
"Help, that hit me so hard."
"Although Shen Fei didn't show up, his presence was absolutely incredible."
"He wasn't even there, so everyone's just making things up for him."
"And the additions are becoming increasingly miraculous."
"I'm starting to seriously doubt if he's the kind of reclusive master who doesn't usually make a move, but when he does, it's always a game-changer."
"But the problem is, Ling'er is like both Nezha and a young master of the martial arts world. How exactly did Shen Fei raise her?"
"Anyway, this isn't something an ordinary father could raise."
As Qin Zheng watched the barrage of comments increasingly veer off course, he couldn't help but raise his hand to rub his temples.
He originally just wanted to invite the TV crew to the police station to do a safety awareness campaign.
Now things are fine.
The police station became a "legendary display area" for Shenfei.
And it's a continuously updated version.
At this moment, Director Zhou came out of his office, holding a document in his hand.
He glanced around the hall, then looked at the anti-fraud props that had been put back, and finally his gaze fell on Shen Ling'er, a rare smile appearing on his face.
"Ling'er".
Shen Ling'er looked up.
"Um?"
Director Zhou asked, "Would you be interested in watching the police dog training later?"
Shen Ling'er's eyes lit up for half a second, then quickly returned to calm.
"Is there anything to eat?"
Director Zhou: "Yes."
Shen Ling'er nodded.
"Then let's go."
Upon hearing this, Chen Doudou immediately raised her hand.
"I'll go too! I'm a police dog too!"
Lin Jia was completely baffled.
"You are not, you are a human being."
Chen Doudou persisted.
"But I want to be the kind that can run."
Shen Ling'er glanced at him.
"First, learn how not to get bread crumbs all over yourself."
Chen Doudou looked down and saw that she had indeed dropped a piece of debris onto her chest, and immediately fell silent.
Seeing this, Yang Mi finally couldn't help but chuckle softly.
She held Shen Ling'er's small hand and whispered:
"Let's go see the police dogs."
Shen Ling'er was led by her, her steps small but steady.
As she passed the entrance to the lobby, she paused again and glanced at the anti-fraud propaganda sign.
There was a sentence written on it.
"Don't click on unfamiliar links, and don't accept money from strangers."
Shen Ling'er tilted her head and suddenly said:
"I know that."
He Chuan was stunned for a moment.
"What do you know?"
Shen Ling'er raised her eyes, her tone light and airy.
"My dad said that."
"The easiest thing to fool people in the world is not money, nor candy."
"It makes people feel that they won't be fooled this time."
She left after she finished speaking.
The room was left silent for several seconds, with everyone present.
Then, Zhao Lei was the first to come to his senses, clutching his chest and letting out a long sigh.
"It's over."
Bai Sisi asked, "What's over?"
Zhao Lei watched Shen Ling'er's departing figure, his expression as complex as if he had been struck by lightning.
"I think Shen Fei is no longer a mystery to me."
"He inadvertently turned life lessons into deadly techniques."
"And without repeating any of them."
Upon hearing this, Qin Zheng surprisingly did not refute it.
He simply watched the backs of the mother and daughter, who were bathed in the soft sunlight, and murmured something.
"The person who can teach her is truly extraordinary."
That was said very softly.
But the live streamers still heard it.
The screen instantly flooded with comments.
"Team Leader Qin has stamped it."
Shen Fei: I'm just an ordinary father.
"So ordinary that the police station is practically turned into a game instance."
"Don't ask, it's what my dad taught me."
"Mysterious Dad's record today: another win."
At this moment, Shen Ling'er, who was walking at the front, seemed to have heard something, turned around and raised her chin at the camera.
Extremely arrogant.
"Keep your voice down."
"My dad hasn't made a move yet."
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