My disciple, you are now invincible. Go down the mountain and wreak havoc on the world!
Chapter 2: Others use needles to treat illnesses, he watches videos and sings folk songs to treat hi
Ye Xunhuan's eyes lit up. What a stunningly beautiful woman!
She's only slightly less capable than my eldest, second, and third senior sisters.
But it's not bad looking.
He popped a lollipop into his mouth and grinned at the bodyguard.
"Then let's do it. Let's see how we break your arms and legs!"
The bodyguards didn't hear clearly and thought Ye Xunhuan was at least self-aware, so they suddenly lunged at him.
Ye Xunhuan casually made a comment about the lollipop in his mouth.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Three muffled thuds exploded simultaneously. The bodyguard at the front was hit as if by a cannonball, and he was sent flying backward, crashing into the group of relatives behind him.
"ah--!"
My back—
"My legs!"
The oppressive atmosphere caused a cacophony of wailing and howling.
The bedroom fell into a deathly silence.
Everyone stared wide-eyed at Ye Xunhuan, who was leaning against the door frame, his posture unchanged, the mockery on their faces turning into terror.
They didn't even see how Ye Xunhuan made his move just now.
Su Zhenhai was so frightened that he took two steps back, pointed at Ye Xunhuan, and stammered for a long time, unable to speak: "You...you dare to lay a hand on my Su family?"
"Make a move?" Ye Xunhuan picked at his ear, looking disgusted. "These few ugly ducklings don't even deserve my attention. I just blew on them because they were blocking my view of the pretty girls."
As he spoke, his gaze fell on Su Qingyuan.
As for breaking off the engagement?
Now he suddenly doesn't want to quit.
After all, this Su family girl was quite to his liking, and she also had a group of clueless relatives who were quite amusing to tease.
She looked him up and down, then clicked her tongue and said, "You must be Su Qingyuan. I originally thought you had a face full of pockmarks and were short and fat."
"But then again, you are indeed better looking than I imagined, barely pleasing to my eye."
Su Qingyuan blushed, glared at him fiercely, but inexplicably felt a sense of relief.
For some reason, I felt a little excited.
"By the way, I can cure your grandfather's illness."
"You can cure it? You're not kidding me, are you?"
"No, no, who would lie to their own wife?"
Su Qingyuan's eyes lit up, and she suddenly stood up, blocking Ye Xunhuan's path, and said to Su Zhenhai:
"Second Uncle, I believe he can save Grandpa."
These words caused an uproar in the room.
"Qingyuan, you've gone mad!"
"That kid's a complete fraud! Even Doctor Zhang declared him beyond saving, what skills could he possibly have?"
"Have you been bewitched by him? If anything happens to the old man, can you bear the responsibility?"
The relatives from the collateral branches of the Su family began to criticize her, each one spitting as if Su Qingyuan had committed some heinous crime.
Su Zhenhai's face was extremely ugly. "Qingyuan! You're confused! Doctor Zhang is the number one doctor in Jiangcheng."
"If he's helpless, what can this wild boy from the mountains possibly do?"
"I think you just want Grandpa to die sooner!"
"I didn't!" Su Qingyuan said, her eyes red. "Based on what he just did, I believe him."
"If you believe him, even pigs will fly."
At that moment, a voice came from behind the crowd.
Zhao Zhenyu squeezed in front of Su Qingyuan, a malicious smile on his lips: "Qingyuan, don't be fooled by this kid."
"He only has a smattering of skills; when it comes to healing and saving lives, he's not even worthy of carrying Dr. Zhang's shoes."
He walked up to Su Qingyuan, putting on a tender and affectionate expression: "Qingyuan, I have already contacted Doctor Li in the capital. He will fly over first thing tomorrow morning."
"As long as you stay with me, I guarantee that Old Master Su will survive and the Su family will be safe and sound."
"As for this kid!"
He turned to look at Ye Xunhuan, his eyes filled with hatred.
"What else can he do besides fight? If you follow him, you'll end up begging for food with him sooner or later!"
Upon hearing this, Ye Xunhuan not only didn't get angry, but instead laughed.
He stuck the lollipop stick from his mouth onto the priceless screen, slowly walked up to Zhao Zhenyu, and patted him on the shoulder.
"Kid, do you know what happened to the last person who talked to me like that?"
"How is it?" Zhao Zhenyu asked instinctively.
"The grass on his grave is already three feet tall," Ye Xunhuan grinned.
Zhao Zhenyu shivered, then felt he had lost face in front of so many people, and roared angrily, "Who the hell are you trying to scare?!"
"Let me tell you, my dad is Zhao Tianxiong! If you dare lay a finger on me, I'll make sure you never leave Jiangcheng!"
"Zhao Tianxiong?" Ye Xunhuan frowned, feeling that the name sounded familiar.
Seeing this, Zhao Zhenyu assumed Ye Xunhuan was scared and immediately became arrogant: "Scared now?"
"If you're scared, kneel down, kowtow, and apologize before getting out of Jiangcheng, and I might spare your life! Otherwise, I'll make sure you die a horrible death!"
"Oh, I remember now." Ye Xunhuan suddenly realized.
"Is this the Zhao Tianxiong who was carrying my third senior sister's shoes last month, and who got kicked into the lake by her?"
"puff--"
Su Qingyuan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Zhao Zhenyu's face instantly turned a deep shade of liver: "You're talking nonsense! How could my dad possibly be someone's shoe-shiner!"
"Believe it or not." Ye Xunhuan shrugged, too lazy to waste words with him, and turned to look at Doctor Zhang.
"Feed? Old man, you just said that even if an ancient divine physician were alive, he couldn't save this old thing?"
Doctor Zhang's face darkened: "That's right! Old Master Su's internal organs are failing, his life force is gone, even a miracle couldn't save him! If you can save him, I'll smash my 'miracle doctor' signboard and retire from the medical field!"
"Smashing your signboard is too lenient on you."
Ye Xunhuan sneered, "How about this, if I manage to revive this old man, you'll kowtow three times and call me 'Master' three times."
"Pah, pah, pah! You don't deserve to call me that!"
"If I can't be saved, you can do whatever you want with me, how about that?"
"Okay! It's a deal!" Doctor Zhang agreed without even thinking.
In his view, Ye Xunhuan was courting death.
Su Qingyuan nervously tugged at Ye Xunhuan's sleeve: "Ye Xunhuan, are you sure you can succeed?"
"Don't worry." Ye Xunhuan winked at her and whispered, "This little ailment is much easier to cure than a bite from the black mamba my third master raised."
After saying that, before anyone could react, he suddenly raised his hand and pointed at the air in the direction of Old Master Su.
A barely perceptible white arrow of energy shot from his fingertip and precisely pierced the space between Old Master Su's eyebrows.
No one noticed this scene.
Everyone thought Ye Xunhuan was just being mysterious.
Su Zhenhai sneered, "Playing tricks! Let's see how you get out of this!"
Zhao Zhenyu said smugly, "Everyone's watching. If he can't revive the old man, we'll break his legs and throw him out to feed the dogs!"
Ye Xunhuan completely ignored them, turned around and walked to the window, took out his phone and started scrolling through short videos, humming an off-key song: "The senior sisters on the mountain are as beautiful as paintings, each one wiggling her hips, marry me..."
Everyone: "..."
What time is it? How can he still be scrolling through short videos?
Su Qingyuan's heart was in her throat as she stared intently at her grandfather on the bed, her palms sweating profusely.
Time passed by, second by second.
five minutes.
ten minutes.
Grandpa Su remained motionless on the bed, his breathing so weak it was almost imperceptible.
A victorious smile spread across Doctor Zhang's face: "How about that? I told you he was a fraud! What do you have to say now?"
Su Zhenhai shouted sternly, "Men! Tie this swindler up! Break his legs!"
"Wait a moment!"
Su Qingyuan suddenly shouted, pointing at her grandfather on the bed, her voice trembling, "Look! Grandpa's finger moved!"
Everyone turned to look at the hospital bed.
Grandpa Su's withered fingers actually twitched slightly.
Immediately afterwards, his previously weak breathing gradually became steady and strong.
"Cough cough..."
An old cough sounded, and Grandpa Su slowly opened his eyes.
"dad!"
"grandfather!"
The Su family members were instantly in an uproar, their faces filled with disbelief.
As if he had seen a ghost, Dr. Zhang rushed to the bedside, grabbed Old Master Su's wrist, and began to take his pulse.
A moment later, he released his grip, slumped to the ground, his eyes glazed over, and muttered to himself, "Impossible... How could this be... He was clearly dead... Ah!"
Ye Xunhuan put away his phone, strolled over, and nudged Doctor Zhang's foot: "Feed? Don't just stand there. First, kowtow three times, then... then bark like a dog three times!"
Doctor Zhang suddenly came to his senses, his eyes filled with fanaticism as he looked at Ye Xunhuan.
He knelt on the ground with a thud and kowtowed three times, his voice loud and clear: "Dr. Ye, I was wrong! I was blind to your greatness, woof woof woof..."
Let alone kowtowing three times or barking like a dog, if Ye Xunhuan said he would take him as a disciple, he would kowtow for a lifetime and bark like a dog for a lifetime.
Ye Xunhuan waved his hand, looking impatient, "That's an awful way of calling me."
"Get out of my way and get lost!"
"Yes, yes, Master is right." Doctor Zhang quickly got up and stood respectfully to the side, not daring to raise his head.
Grandpa Su sat up, his gaze sweeping across the room before finally settling on Ye Xunhuan.
His eyes lit up, and he excitedly tried to get out of bed: "You're Ye Xunhuan! How is your master doing?"
"My eldest master and second master are alright; they can eat and drink well, and they can beat their disciples," Ye Xunhuan replied casually.
"Good! Good!" Old Master Su laughed heartily, patting Ye Xunhuan on the shoulder.
"I knew your master wouldn't lie to me! Xunhuan, back then, when your master and I made our engagement, we were hoping that you would come and marry Qingyuan."
"You've come at the perfect time!"
"Qingyuan, hurry up and get dressed, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get our marriage certificate with Xunhuan!"
"what?"
Su Qingyuan was stunned.
Ye Xunhuan was also stunned.
He scratched his head, looking embarrassed. "Old man, you've got the wrong person. I'm here to annul the engagement."
"Break off the engagement?" Old Master Su's eyes widened. "Break off what engagement! Is my granddaughter, Su Weiguo's granddaughter, not good enough for you?"
"I'm telling you, you have to get married! Today! I'll call the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau after they close and have him process your paperwork tonight!"
"No, old man," Ye Xunhuan said with a bitter face, "I still have several masters waiting for me on the mountain."
"Also, my eldest sister dotes on me the most, my second sister is skilled in martial arts, my third sister is gentle and considerate, and my fifth sister... well, that little brat hasn't grown up yet."
"Besides, I still have nine marriage certificates that haven't been returned. I can't give up the whole forest for one tree, can I?"
The entire site was petrified.
Everyone looked at Ye Xunhuan as if he were a monster.
Grandpa Su was so angry he was blowing his beard and glaring: "What forest nonsense! Let me tell you, if you don't marry Qingyuan, I'll... I'll kill myself right here!"
"No, no, no," Ye Xunhuan quickly waved his hands, "Let's talk this out. Don't keep talking about life and death. We can talk about getting the marriage certificate later. Let's get your body back in shape first."
After saying that, he took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and threw it to Su Qingyuan.
"This is the prescription I just wrote. Get three doses of the medicine, one dose a day, boil it into a soup and drink it. You'll be able to walk in seven days."
"Don't eat greasy food, don't drink alcohol, and don't get poisoned again, or I won't be responsible if you die."
Su Qingyuan took the prescription and carefully put it away.
Just then, Zhao Zhenyu, who had been ignored all along, finally couldn't hold back any longer.
He looked at the scene before him, his eyes red with jealousy.
The old man, whom he had gone to great lengths to curry favor with, actually treated this wild boy better than his own son.
"Ye Xunhuan!" Zhao Zhenyu roared hysterically, "Don't be so smug! This is a coincidence, a last gasp before death! Wait until the old man dies, then let's see how arrogant you can be!"
Ye Xunhuan turned to look at him, a playful smile playing on his lips.
He quietly raised his hand and shot an arrow of energy at Zhao Zhenyu's buttocks.
"puff--"
A loud fart suddenly rang out in the quiet bedroom.
Everyone was stunned and turned to look at Zhao Zhenyu.
Zhao Zhenyu's face instantly turned a deep purplish-red, and he instinctively covered his buttocks.
"Puff puff puff—!!"
A series of farts, like firecrackers, rang out one after another.
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