Survival for all, my island is the last pure land on earth.

Chapter 55 Can we really achieve our goal by pretending to be crazy?

Blue Autumn: [Look everyone, I hadn't even said two words before she blocked me. What else could this be but a guilty conscience? I was trying to fight for everyone's interests. If you don't want to be ripped off, unite and boycott what she's selling.]

Many players are well aware that Blue Autumn is deliberately causing trouble. The reason is simple: they are envious of how easily others can accumulate so many game coins.

However, very few people are willing to speak up for their mother, since if Blue Autumn succeeds, it will also benefit them.

[I think Autumn's analysis makes a lot of sense; if her mother can deliver a punch that weighs 300 tons, she should give us supplies for free.]

[Exactly! They've been selling this stuff for so long, they must have made a lot of in-game currency. Give it all back to me.]

[How disgusting! We're all human, yet they go to such lengths to oppress us every day. They probably aren't any good people on Earth either.]

Actually, I think the price is alright; it's at least half the price of what you'd find in a store.

[Hahaha, everyone come quick! There's a traitor here—I spit on him! Tell me, how many game coins did you take from that old woman who said "one punch equals 300 tons"?]

[**Hey, if you can't speak properly, just shut up. I'm absolutely against anything I sell with a punch that feels like 300 tons.**]

That's right, we should resolutely resist.

Money Galore: [That's right, resolutely resist.]

Number 2775: [That's right, resolutely resist.]

After a brief silence, the public chat channel was instantly filled with question marks.

"I'm supposed to have a pretty good relationship with these two big shots, right? Why are they boycotting me now?"

Blue Autumn was overjoyed: [Look, this is a true leader, someone who understands right from wrong.]

He stared at his personal panel with a wicked grin: "This is truly a stroke of luck! I never thought that my punch of 300 tons would offend these two great gods."

Money Plenty: [Gentlemen, actually, the raincoats, ice, and water have all been made by me. It's just that I had limited time, so I entrusted my mother, One Punch Three Hundred Tons, to handle the transactions. I didn't expect everyone to be so averse to her. Since that's the case, from now on, I will personally sell these items.]

I've seen everyone's requests; it's simply that the price is a bit unacceptable. So, I've decided that starting today, 1 game coin will be worth 15 ice cubes or 500ml of mineral water. What do you all think?

Some people feel that something is not right. We've been discussing this for a while now. Is it because of this?

Never mind, it's a fool not to take advantage of a good deal.

Blue Autumn also realized that Jin Xiaoman was avoiding the main issue, or even deliberately removing the "Old Lady's 300-ton Punch" incident from the farce. He tried to continue guiding public opinion, but was quickly drowned out by the players' cheers.

[Great, that's wonderful!]

Wow, I didn't expect that following Autumn's lead would actually have an effect. If I had known this would happen, I would have started making a scene much earlier.

[Haha, this is awesome! You're loaded with money, boss! I'll reserve 5 game coins worth of ice cubes first.]

Wow, that's so generous! I can't be outdone, I'll take a bottle of mineral water worth 5 game coins.

I have 7 game coins.

【I have 10 game coins!】

User #2775 used their prepared script: "Like Money Manman, I was wrong to entrust my mother with the 'One Punch Three Hundred Tons' deal. Now, I've decided to give everyone a benefit: the longbow will cost 200 game coins, and the sniper rifle will cost 300 game coins. Limited quantities available, first come, first served."

The "I can punch three hundred tons" woman makes her timely entrance: "You...you've disappointed me terribly. Fine, starting today, I will stop selling the products you provide, and we will never cooperate again."

Money Flowing: [Acting like nobody cares. You can't even handle a simple task. Go away.]

User ID 2775, forcing a response, also posted: "Hmm, I don't care."

The author, feeling insecure about her "three hundred tons punch" ability, privately messaged Jin Xiaoman: "Manman, is this act of feigning madness really effective?"

Based on the current transaction volume, even if someone causes trouble, the daily income can still be stable at around 6,000 game coins, which is still Jin Xiaoman's net profit.

If this matter goes wrong, the impact will be significant.

My mother's concern that her punch could deliver 300 tons of force is not without reason.

Jin Xiaoman understood her feelings, so she reassured her: "It will happen, trust me. Just continue selling meat, watermelon, and other items in your group chat."

After calming everyone down, the temperature on the island dropped two degrees, and they could continue exploring. Jin Xiaoman ate something to replenish her energy.

The squirrel went back and forth several times, but kept quiet when it saw that Jin Xiaoman was busy. Now that it saw that Jin Xiaoman was alright, it urged her to open the treasure chest again.

Jin Xiaoman then remembered.

[Treasure Chest Opening: 1 Air Conditioner (Game Coins), 1 Beef-Flavored Potato Chips, 1 Popsicle, 2 Breads, 2 500ml Bottled Waters.]

[Game Coin Air Conditioner: Costs 1 game coin every two hours, instantly adjusting your safe house to your desired temperature. An essential appliance for your home during the dry season, and proof of your good fortune.]

! !

She wondered why the squirrel had specially brought this treasure chest to her; it turned out it contained such an unparalleled treasure.

Jin Xiaoman happily danced on the spot, spun around with the squirrel in her arms, and lifted the squirrel high in the air.

Even so, she was still very excited. She took another photo and posted it in the group chat: "[The squirrel is still here, Sister Fist, you're the only one who hasn't participated in the event yet.]"

"My punch weighs 300 tons": [What event?]

Big Horn Bull puffs out its chest and charges forward: [The big boss has gone crazy! She's giving out ice cream so we can praise this squirrel.]

Then what is there to hesitate about?

"My punch weighs 300 tons": [Wow, this is truly a one-of-a-kind mythical beast! That snow-white fur, those big, bright blue eyes, those strong, powerful limbs, that flawless face—it's simply the cutest baby ever!]

The player, overflowing with money, punched the player's mother, delivering a 2-ton blow, and gifted her two taro-flavored ice creams.

Big Horn Bull puffed out his chest and charged forward: [I'm not convinced! Why are there two Fist Sisters?]

Money Galore: [She's the most sincere. You're just an ice cream conman; you only said that because of the ice cream.]

The bull, chest puffed out, charged forward angrily: "You think they aren't?"

Jin Xiaoman covered her eyes and left the group chat, refusing to listen.

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