Soldiers' Assault: Veteran Special Agents and New Recruits
Chapter 526 Deputy Division Commander Wu was badly tricked
Wu Yiwen had never met Jackie Chan in the military region because all information about the special forces was top secret, and he had no way of obtaining Jackie Chan's information.
Therefore, even though Jackie Chan appeared in military newspapers multiple times, and Wu Yiwen had worked in an agency, he did not recognize Jackie Chan.
He assumed he had encountered a stubborn inspector and, in order to get to the division headquarters as soon as possible, decided to personally take charge of the problem.
"Comrade, I'm so sorry, there was a misunderstanding. But we really have an urgent matter. Could you please make an exception and let us through first? If you're really worried, you can come with us."
Wu Yiwen's proposed solution is indeed feasible in some respects.
Having the highway inspectors accompany them to the division headquarters would not only solve the registration problem, but also allow them to reveal their identities once they had registered at the division headquarters.
Once their identities are revealed, the problem will naturally be solved.
Unfortunately, Jackie Chan and Xu Sanduo were waiting here on purpose, not to conduct a highway inspection, but to delay them from leaving.
Therefore, no matter how good Wu Yiwen's plan was, it was destined to have no effect.
"And who are you? Why should I give you face?"
Xu Sanduo retorted with a single sentence.
"This is our boss. Watch your language, or you'll regret it." Section Chief Gui, using his connections, resorted to intimidation again.
"We do have reasons why we can't let you check, but I believe you'll understand once you see this."
Wu Yiwen decided to reveal some personal information in exchange for the convoy being allowed to leave, so he took out a red booklet from his pocket and handed it over.
Exposing only one person's personal information is enough to keep the covert marching plan from failing.
Jackie Chan also has a red booklet. He knows what it is at a glance and what's written inside, but he pretends to know nothing at all.
He took the red military officer's certificate with a practiced air, opened it and looked at it carefully, then exclaimed in surprise, "Ah? You're actually Deputy Division Commander Wu?"
With Jackie Chan's acting skills, he's at least an Oscar-winning actor.
Do you know me?
Wu Yiwen was fooled by Jackie Chan's acting skills. He stared at Jackie Chan carefully, wondering if he was a familiar face, but he had no recollection of him at all.
"Special Forces Jackie Chan".
Jackie Chan stood at attention, saluted, and introduced himself.
"Jackie Chan? Chief of Staff of Team A? I looked at the list of military exercise participants. Aren't you responsible for catching spies? What are you doing here?" Wu Yiwen asked, puzzled.
Each participating unit will receive a detailed report.
Just as Jackie Chan could use a computer in a helicopter to know who was participating in a military exercise, Wu Yiwen could also use a computer to know who was participating in a military exercise.
However, Team A is a classified unit, and all photos of the participants are blurred.
This is why Wu Yiwen felt that Jackie Chan looked familiar, but no matter how carefully he thought about it, he couldn't remember who he was.
"Oh dear, it's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding. The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple."
Jackie Chan looked apologetic and quickly explained, "We received intelligence that a group of spies were disguised as tourists and were preparing to infiltrate the area."
In order to eliminate this huge hidden danger and ensure that the military exercise can proceed as scheduled.
I didn't even have time to call anyone else; I rushed over with just my driver to intercept the spies.
I'm so sorry, I stopped the wrong person and ended up stopping Deputy Commander Wu's convoy.
Jackie Chan used a lie to justify himself, and the logic was so perfect that there wasn't a single flaw, making it seem like the truth.
Xu Sanduo, who was standing to the side, was stunned. He never thought that it could be explained in this way.
When Wu Yiwen heard that Jackie Chan was from Team A and was the chief of staff leading the military exercise, and given Jackie Chan's impeccable explanation, he chose to believe him without any doubt.
In response to Jackie Chan's apology, he immediately said, "Hey, there's no need for an apology. You were just carrying out your duties. Spies are despicable and must be resolutely cracked down on."
We're all here to participate in the military exercise, so we'll be like family from now on. Don't be so formal.
Now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up, and we have urgent business to attend to, let's talk properly another time. Farewell.
After saying that, Wu Yiwen turned around and prepared to get into the car.
"Deputy Commander Wu, take care. We still have to be on duty, so we won't see you off," Jackie Chan said politely.
"Thank you for your hard work."
The deputy commander waved to everyone, then called out, "Get in the cars, hurry up, and speed up our way to the division headquarters."
Section Chief Gui was also fooled by Jackie Chan's acting skills, thinking it was a misunderstanding.
Even though it caused a delay of more than ten minutes, there was really no way to blame Jackie Chan and Xu Sanduo. They could only accept their bad luck and get on the bus with the others.
After Wu Yiwen's convoy drove past, Jackie Chan and Xu Sanduo also got into the car.
"Boss, you're really something. You completely fooled them. They had no idea it was intentional and actually thought we were on military duty. Haha."
Xu Sanduo laughed excitedly; it was his first time playing something like this, and it was incredibly thrilling.
"We need to find a way to help the old company commander, but we can't really fall out with Wu Yiwen. After all, we're from the same military region and we'll run into each other all the time. The best way is to secretly trick him."
Jackie Chan was in a very good mood. After speaking, he waved his hand and ordered, "Let's go back to the division headquarters. Drive slowly and give our Deputy Division Commander Wu some face."
……
It was 7:06 PM.
New Division Headquarters Lounge
"Minister Wang, what time is it?"
After waiting for more than half an hour on an empty stomach, Deputy Commander Zhong was getting impatient.
"7:06," Minister Wang said, raising his wrist to check the time.
"Punctuality is the most basic quality of a soldier. If you can't even be punctual, what can you expect from you? Forget it, let's not wait any longer, let's go."
After finishing his speech, Deputy Commander Zhong turned and left, with Minister Wang following closely behind.
Lu Yunhe and the other captains looked at each other awkwardly, no one dared to speak up for them, and could only follow behind in silence.
Lu Yunhe quickly took two steps forward, extended his hand to lead the way, and said, "Commander, the canteen is over here. The cooks have already prepared the food. The timing is just right. Let's go over and eat together."
Deputy Commander Zhong was a little unhappy and walked forward with a cold face without saying a word.
Wu Yiwen, who was still on his way, never dreamed that his carefully planned and novel tactic, which catered to the enemy's preferences, would backfire at the last step.
Not only did he fail to gain Vice Commander Zhong's favor, but he also lowered the level of favorability between them.
It's truly a case of losing both wife and army!
The funniest thing is that Wu Yiwen was so badly tricked that he didn't even realize he had been scammed, thinking it was just bad luck.
They happened to encounter spies infiltrating in disguise, and the Dragon King Temple was severely flooded.
By the time Wu Yiwen and his men finally arrived at the new division headquarters to report for duty, Deputy Commander Zhong and his men had almost finished their meal.
Wu Yiwen originally hoped that if the plan succeeded, he could take the opportunity to curry favor with Zhong Yuannian.
Now that he was a full eighteen minutes late, Wu Yiwen was already thankful that he wouldn't be punished, let alone take credit for it. He certainly didn't dare to go to Zhong Yuannian.
In the end, he didn't even dare to eat.
Two battalions were about to report for duty, and there was a lot of equipment and supplies to unload, so there was a lot of work to do, but it was still manageable.
By 8 p.m., Deputy Commander Zhong had already finished his dinner.
Upon learning that Wu Yiwen's two battalions had arrived, Deputy Commander Zhong summoned all the battalion commanders to the bathhouse and began a pre-exercise meeting.
Why hold the meeting in the bathhouse? Because it was requested by Deputy Commander Zhong.
Comrades.
Deputy Commander Zhong sat on the left side of the bathhouse, facing a group of officers sitting opposite him, and spoke eloquently: "The world's military is undergoing rapid changes and the form of warfare has changed profoundly."
Therefore, we must have a broad vision and a forward-looking perspective, and plan the development of the military from a higher starting point to achieve leapfrog development.
In short, the establishment of the First Division was to reform the organization, structure, and operational mechanisms of the armed forces.
In implementing the integration, informatization, digitalization, and modernization of the military, a new path has been pioneered that meets the needs of future warfare.
Deputy Commander Zhong spoke at length, his emotions rising with each word, until he stood up from his seat.
He paced back and forth, saying, "Comrade Lu Yunhe just advised me that there was no need to hold the meeting in the bathhouse, as the environment in the division headquarters conference room is quite nice."
However, I still insist on opening here. But comrades, don't get me wrong, I'm not doing this on purpose to spite you for any reason.
I just wanted everyone to feel a certain atmosphere, a different kind of atmosphere.
Here are two points I'd like to remind everyone of.
First, establishing the First Division required starting from scratch, which is equivalent to starting from nothing.
Secondly, I hope that everyone here can prioritize the overall situation, be indifferent to fame and fortune, and be honest with each other. This is the reason why I insist on coming to the bathhouse.
"Tch~"
Upon hearing this, Jackie Chan looked at the embarrassed Long Xiaoyun and couldn't help but laugh.
If this place is full of grown men, then Vice Commander Zhong's description wouldn't be a problem. A group of grown men being naked in a bathhouse isn't a big deal.
Ke Long Xiaoyun is a woman.
A woman is in a bathhouse, naked and intimate with a group of grown men.
Even if it was Deputy Commander Zhong who said it, and even if he forgot there was a woman in the conversation, it would still be somewhat inappropriate for Long Xiaoyun.
However, Jackie Chan's laughter was short and very soft.
The main problem was that I reacted too quickly and couldn't hold it in for a moment.
However, the bathhouse was a closed space with a large echo, and since only Deputy Commander Zhong was speaking, a sudden laugh was quite noticeable.
Deputy Commander Chung immediately identified Jackie Chan, as he was already quite familiar with him.
After all, Jackie Chan had received so many awards from the military region, and each time the awards were of the first-class merit level, with all the military region leaders present each time.
Deputy Commander Zhong was naturally among them.
The more you see them, the more familiar you become.
If anyone else interrupted him, Vice Commander Chung would immediately turn sour, but since it was Jackie Chan who interrupted him, he was more lenient.
He asked out of curiosity, "Jackie Chan, is there something wrong with what I said?"
Military meetings are always very serious, and Gao Cheng was quite worried about Jackie Chan. When he saw Jackie Chan being called out by Deputy Commander Zhong, he was genuinely worried for Jackie Chan.
"No, I think the commander explained it very clearly and explained the formation of the new unit very well," Jackie Chan replied seriously as he stood up.
The real reason is definitely something that can't be said; it's something only someone with negative emotional intelligence would do.
"If there's no problem, then why are you laughing?"
Deputy Commander Zhong frowned, seemingly very dissatisfied with Jackie Chan's untrue statements.
"I wasn't laughing. My nose was itchy, so I couldn't hold it in and sneezed."
Jackie Chan's serious lie almost made Long Xiaoyun laugh again, but luckily she was prepared and managed to hold it in.
Long Xiaoyun saw it clearly when Jackie Chan looked at her and smiled.
Jackie Chan explained by saying his nose was itchy, and his expression was spot-on. Deputy Commander Chung couldn't tell if he was telling the truth or not, so he frowned and remained silent.
Jackie Chan quickly changed the subject to distract the other person, saying, "I really think what the leader said is very true."
We've come here from all directions, so we should be like people entering a public bathhouse—revealing all our cards and holding nothing back.
"What you said is very good, but..."
Deputy Commander Zhong, being a seasoned veteran, wasn't as easily fooled as Wu Yiwen. He continued staring at Jackie Chan and asked, "Are you sure your laugh just now was because your nose was itchy?"
"Cough cough."
His acting skills were exposed, and Jackie Chan coughed awkwardly twice before blurting out, "Sir, what you said is perfectly fine, but I just feel that there is one comrade here who shouldn't be able to go into the pool with us."
While Jackie Chan was speaking, he deliberately stared at Long Xiaoyun.
Everyone turned their attention to Long Xiaoyun, recalling their previous frankness and realizing the inappropriateness of the situation in the bathhouse.
They couldn't help but laugh!
Only Long Xiaoyun looked embarrassed and couldn't laugh at all. She could only "take revenge" on the instigator by glaring at Jackie Chan a few times.
Deputy Commander Zhong laughed at his own mistake, immediately forgiving Jackie Chan for laughing out loud during the meeting, and waved his hand, saying, "Alright, sit down."
"yes!"
Jackie Chan breathed a sigh of relief and sat down.
"Alright, the meeting was a bit too serious just now, and everyone seemed a bit reserved. Let's switch to a lighter topic now."
Deputy Commander Zhong walked back and sat down again, with a faint smile on his face, and said: "Recently, many comrades have asked me when the commander of the First Division will be determined."
Yes, an army cannot be without a commander for a single day, and the First Division cannot be without a division commander.
Everyone is concerned, and I am also very anxious, but the more urgent the matter, the more important it is to handle it well. Before the division commander is confirmed, this is the temporary arrangement.
All the work in the early stages of the First Division was overseen by Comrade Lu Yunhe, the political commissar of the 208th Division.
Wu Yiwen, deputy commander of the 203rd Division, and Gao Cheng, operations staff officer of the 38th Group Army, you two are responsible for coordinating until a division commander is selected.
Of the three people named by Deputy Commander Zhong, one was the already appointed political commissar, and the other two were candidates for division commander.
The three of them are in charge, there are no problems.
Jackie Chan and Long Xiaoyun were just "sparring partners," they only needed to listen, not speak, so no one stood up to raise any objections.
(End of this chapter)
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