A Thousand Years of Immortal Dreams

Stepping through this door is like entering a pink hell.

Cao Wang didn't know whether it would come out vertically or horizontally.

But he knew that if he didn't go in now, he would probably have to descend the mountain sideways.

"Hiss~ Whoosh!"

Cao Wang took a deep breath and, with a nervous heart, pushed open the door and entered.

The room is filled with a captivating floral fragrance, like feathers teasing every inch of your skin.

Behind the screen, the steam from the wooden barrel was still rising.

Jiao San Niang wore a thin gauze outer robe, loosely tied with a belt, creating an arc at the waist. The top and bottom were both open.

Her long, wet hair cascaded over her shoulders, the ends still dripping water, sliding down her collarbone and into the depths of her collar.

The water soaked the gauze until it became translucent, clinging to the body and appearing and disappearing intermittently.

She walked over barefoot, a string of thin silver bells hanging from her ankles, jingling with every step, like a sexy little wildcat.

Cao Wang looked away, but couldn't help looking back.

"What? Haven't you ever seen a woman emerge from a bath?"

Cao Wang swallowed hard: "Reporting to Master... I have seen... but I have never seen anything like this."

"How has your cultivation been lately? I've summoned you here today to test your progress!"

Jiao Sanniang sat down lazily, and Cao Wang immediately stepped forward to pour her a cup of rose tea.

Perhaps, by being obsequious and ingratiating, I can reduce the amount of essence and blood she absorbs during her cultivation, thus saving my life.

"Reporting to Master, the effect is excellent. I haven't experienced any breakthroughs in Yang energy these past few days, and I've already vaguely touched the threshold of the sixth level of the Qi Refining stage!"

"Not bad! You're quite diligent!"

A smile appeared on Jiao San Niang's face.

It's unclear whether it was satisfaction with Cao Wang's attentiveness or the results of Cao Wang's cultivation.

"Come on, let your master test your cultivation progress!"

After saying that, he gave Cao Wang a look.

"You, go wash yourself in the bucket!"

Cao Wang stood there, somewhat embarrassed, without moving.

"What? You dislike the water your teacher used to wash with?"

"No, no, no!"

Cao Wang shook his head repeatedly as he explained.

"I've heard that Master has many private disciples like myself, but I'm a germaphobe and don't like drinking the first broth of the day or having hot pot!"

"Heh, don't worry about me!"

Jiao San Niang chuckled.

"I haven't cultivated for over a month!"

"That's good, that's good!"

Cao Wang quickly stripped off his clothes and jumped into the warm wooden tub.

Then he lay in bed, awaiting the judgment of Jiao San Niang.

"Please, Master, be merciful and spare my life. I will definitely cultivate diligently in the future to satisfy you!"

Don't worry!

Jiao San Niang nodded.

But the next moment, he was so shocked by Cao Wang's imposing presence that he gasped in astonishment.

"Hiss~!"

The cultivation lasted for a long time.

Jiao Sanniang suddenly hissed, "Wait! You wicked disciple, that's not how you use thunder magic!"

……

……

Night falls.

Cao Wang practically crawled out.

After returning to his room, he was unable to stand.

Looking back on the cultivation process just now, it was even more dangerous than charging into battle.

If it weren't for my extraordinary talent, I would probably have been killed long ago and lost my manhood.

"By the way, what spell did you choose when you first started?"

In his mind, Jiao San Niang's voice echoed.

"Basic spell, Lightning Strike!"

"This thing is really hard to cultivate. If you can't cultivate during thunderstorms, it'll take you a year or two to even get past the basics!"

"Yes, but this disciple prefers thunder magic!"

Why?

"Because... Lei Fa is the coolest!"

"This is a piece of jujube wood struck by lightning a thousand years ago. It contains abundant lightning power and has a powerful effect in warding off evil and bringing good fortune. With this lightning-struck wood, you can master the basics of lightning strike techniques in just three months!"

"Thank you, Master!"

"Here are ten spirit stones. Take some back when you get home, and come back in half a month!"

"Thank you, Master!"

……

……

Is this what it feels like to be kept by a rich woman?

At this moment, Cao Wang was both tired and happy.

However, I remember once seeing an ugly, fat, rich woman forcing a man to drink soup. When the man refused, the rich woman slapped him across the face, and only then did the man reluctantly drink it.

This scenario can't happen to me.

I'm so tired today.

Cao Wang has no intention of practicing the lightning strike technique.

Instead, he drifted off to sleep.

That night, as expected, I still didn't dream of Shen Jingqiu.

The next morning.

Cao Wang regained some of his strength.

After storing the spirit stones and lightning-struck wood in the jade pendant, he went directly to the outer sect's dining hall.

I need to have a good meal today.

"Red Sun Tiger Penis Soup, Three Penis Stew, Stir-fried Red Sun Tiger Kidney, Roasted Iron-backed Ox Penis Skewers, Deer Antler Blood Wine, Earthworm Stewed Turtle—bring me one of each!"

Upon arriving at the food serving window, Cao Wang took out Jiao San Niang's token and showed it to her.

"This exceeds the standard set by the Grand Elder. If you want it all, you'll need to pay an extra spirit stone!"

"Give!"

For the sake of his life, and for the sake of defeating Jiao Sanniang again next time, Cao Wang spared no effort in this regard.

……

"Elder Zhao?"

After Cao Wang finished putting all the food on the table, he happened to see Zhao Dezhu coming to inspect.

The elders all had their own special training programs.

Zhao Dezhu is in charge of logistics and procurement, and he comes to inspect the area every day.

Upon seeing Cao Wang, Zhao Dezhu's eyes lit up.

"You're pretty good, kid. You can still stand up today?"

Looking down, I saw so many highly nutritious foods, which they didn't often eat even in their elders' private kitchen.

"So many potent tonics? Are you crazy?"

"Elder Zhao, please sit down and have something to eat!"

Zhao Dezhu didn't stand on ceremony and sat down directly.

Cao Wang eagerly brought over bowls and chopsticks, then complained bitterly, "Elder Zhao knows, that process was practically risking my life! If I don't eat something, I might not survive next time!"

"Too!"

Zhao Dezhu nodded and immediately began to eat.

As people reach middle age, they often find themselves buying and trying anything related to kidney tonification.

After eating and drinking to their hearts' content, Cao Wang took out a spirit stone, looked at it, and handed it over.

"Elder Zhao, this is my offering, a reward from the Grand Elder, the spirit stone I promised you. I'm giving it to you now!"

"Hey kid, what's the rush?"

Zhao Dezhu picked his teeth and said politely.

But with nimble hands, he slipped it into his Qiankun bag without leaving a trace.

"You're a good kid, I like you a lot. It's been a long time since I've seen such an understanding disciple!"

Zhao Dezhu patted Cao Wang on the shoulder with satisfaction.

"If you need anything next time, just come to me. If it's within my power, I'll definitely do it!"

"Then I'll have to trouble Elder Zhao!"

Cao Wang was immediately overjoyed.

Get big results with little money.

Zhao Dezhu's connection with others is now secure.

……

"That's the kid!"

And just after Zhao Dezhu left.

A group of people surrounded Cao Wang at the entrance of the cafeteria.

"Is that you, kid?"

The leader raised an eyebrow, clearly recognizing Cao Wang.

The person who arrived was none other than Wang Hu.

Among the pre-selected disciples, the one with the highest cultivation level chose a guy with a pockmarked face.

He had a vivid memory of Cao Wang.

I heard that Cao Wang was able to fight three people at once and remain unharmed, which shows how skilled he was.

Therefore, despite his silver spear and wax head, and his three-second manhood, he harbored a deep resentment towards Cao Wang.

"Brother Tiger, this kid is the boss Hua An was talking about!"

Cao Wang was still wondering why he had been surrounded when he didn't seem to have provoked them.

Upon hearing the name Hua An, Cao Wang felt a sense of foreboding.

It seems like I've been betrayed by this guy again.