Douluo V: Starting with daily check-ins, I'm trying to trick Xiao Wu into becoming my wife.

Tang San's eyes narrowed sharply, and his mind was shaken.

Before his eyes, Yu Xiaogang's martial spirit was summoned.

The chubby Luo Sanpao landed and appeared.

They are usually adorable and harmless to humans and animals.

At this moment, however, his wildness surged!

With its sharp teeth bared and its face fierce, it growled menacingly at the surrounding Pig Grass Soul Beasts!

They were aggressive and showed no fear whatsoever!

"First Soul Skill, Heaven-Shattering Earth-Shattering Three-Cannon Shot!!"

Yu Xiaogang said in a cold, low voice.

Two bright yellow century-old soul rings shone brightly, and dense soul power surged out, pouring into Luo Sanpao's body!

The little guy is very intelligent and agile.

With a leap, he soared straight into the sky!

With precise mid-air positioning, the perfectly round cannon eye locked onto the entire clump of pigweed blocking the way!

next second!

Bang! !

A deafening sound suddenly erupted!

A yellow, smelly fart suddenly erupted, its violent impact instantly engulfing the entire area!

Wherever it passed, all the pigweed plants stiffened, their heads flashing with white light, and instantly perished!

Completely swift and efficient!

Tang San felt a sharp pain in his heart.

Having lived two lifetimes, this was the first time he had ever seen such an outrageous move.

A powerful Soul Master's ultimate skill was simply cleared out with a fart!

But I have to admit.

The master's "Thunderous Three Cannons" move was indeed incredibly powerful!

Yu Xiaogang remained calm and gave a soft hum.

A mere ten-year-old soul beast dares to block the path of this theoretical master?

That's just asking for trouble!

"Ahem!"

Suddenly, a dry cough came from the bushes not far away.

"Who is it? How come someone farted at me while I was taking a dump?"

"Pooh!"

"It stinks worse than my poop!"

Ao Yin covered his nose and trotted out of the weeds, only to find that it was Yu Xiaogang and Tang San again.

He couldn't help but mutter a curse in his heart.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were also stunned. It really proved the saying that enemies are destined to meet!

"Master, your desire for revenge is a bit too strong!"

Yu Xiaogang frowned slightly, naturally knowing that Ao Yin was referring to the time when he was deliberately made to fart in the street and embarrass himself, but saying that he was taking revenge for that was pure nonsense.

He genuinely didn't know that Ao Yin was defecating behind the bushes.

"Teacher, look at the foul language he's using!"

"This person is already courting death, and there's no one else around. Teacher, perhaps you should..."

"shut up!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately rebuked him, he hadn't expected that Tang San, though young, would have such a strong desire to kill.

If you don't want people to know, then don't do it in the first place. Moreover, as a teacher at the academy, it would have been fine if he hadn't met Ao Yin, but since he had, he had an obligation to protect him.

Of course, this is on the premise that Ao Yin is willing to stay by his side. If he recklessly runs away, he can't blame anyone else!

As they spoke, specks of white light slowly rose from the ground.

That was the ten-year soul ring that the pigweed had condensed after it died.

Yu Xiaogang ignored Ao Yin, pretending to be casual, and glanced at Tang San behind him out of the corner of his eye.

Yu Xiaogang spoke at the opportune moment and calmly began the lesson.

"When a soul beast falls, it will inevitably generate a soul ring."

"Before me is the lowest-ranking ten-year white soul ring."

"As mentioned in my martial soul theory, soul rings are divided into five tiers, with strength determined by age: ten years for white, one hundred years for yellow, one thousand years for purple, ten thousand years for black, and one hundred thousand years for scarlet!"

When he said this, Yu Xiaogang spoke with an air of nonchalance, yet his sophisticated demeanor was undeniable.

Tang San was deeply moved and his eyes burned with passion.

In other words, the older the spirit ring, the stronger it is!

A 100,000-year-old blood-red soul ring?!

That's impressive! But is there anything even stronger?

He couldn't help but ask immediately.

"Teacher, are there even higher age limits beyond 100,000 years? What color are 200,000-year and 1 million-year soul rings?"

Yu Xiaogang raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression somewhat solemn.

"A two-hundred-thousand-year-old soul beast is extremely rare on the continent."

"Those who can be subdued are one in ten thousand."

"As for a million years?"

"That's absolutely unbelievable!"

"As for the color you mentioned, teacher... doesn't know either!"

Ao Yin, standing to the side, didn't even raise his eyes. He took off his pants and squatted down a short distance away!

Tang San, enraged, pointed at him and cursed, "Ao Yin, did you just come here to take a dump?"

Ao Yin also looked embarrassed. He had only been in the Soul Hunter Forest for a short time when he felt an urge to defecate that he couldn't hold back.

He smiled awkwardly at Yu Xiaogang and said, "Master, I'm sorry, I probably had an upset stomach yesterday. Please continue, I'd like to listen to your lecture too!"

Although everyone has to go to the bathroom sometimes, Yu Xiaogang had just used his fart to jump on someone, so he didn't say anything more.

Feeling humiliated, he immediately spoke to Tang San in a slightly stern tone: "Soul Masters must avoid being all talk and no action. Lofty aspirations are acceptable, but empty talk and wishful thinking are unacceptable!"

Tang San scratched his head, seemingly understanding but not quite.

Yu Xiaogang stared directly at him, then suddenly tested him.

"Then let me ask you. What is the maximum lifespan a level 10 initial Soul Master can withstand for their first Soul Ring?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment.

He had never heard of such a restriction!

Yu Xiaogang uttered the standard answer in a deep voice, every word authoritative.

"The limit of the first spirit ring is 423 years."

"Any Soul Master whose body is over 500 years old will be unable to withstand the strain; forcibly absorbing the essence will surely lead to death!"

Tang San swallowed hard. Luckily, he had the master with him. If he didn't know the ins and outs, he wouldn't even know how he died.

The master waved his hand modestly and said, "My theories on martial spirits are quite widely known. They've become basic common knowledge in the world of soul masters. You can ask anyone!"

Everyone knows it!

A word instantly came to Tang San's mind: he hadn't expected the master to have such a great reputation. His recognition of the master's theories deepened even more!

Ao Yin, who was straining to defecate nearby, had his face flushed red, and anyone who didn't know better would have thought he was trying to suppress a laugh.

Ao Yin frantically told himself, "Shut up, hold it in! Don't laugh!"

In fact, he was really holding back his laughter. He couldn't help it; Yu Xiaogang's words were too high-sounding. In just a few words, he presented common sense as his years of research into martial spirit theory. Anyone who could suppress their laughter after hearing that was truly a genius!

"You're pretending to know nothing. I even know the colors of 200,000-year and 1 million-year spirit rings!"

Ao Yin felt contempt.

But there's no need to educate Yu Xiaogang; he needs to focus on taking a dump now.

...

"Teacher, what about these spirit rings?"

Yu Xiaogang glanced at the white spirit rings of the pig-like plants on the ground and said with a faint smile, "Little San, these ten-year spirit rings from the pig-like plants are quite good, but you can't absorb them?"

"Oh?"

Yu Xiaogang deliberately touched on Tang San's blind spot again, showing off once more: "In my theory of martial souls, I specifically mentioned that a soul ring can only be absorbed by the person who delivers the final blow. This is because soul beasts are inherently proud, and soul rings carry the soul beast's obsession. Their spiritual power can only be bound to the killer."

"Although this pig grass spirit ring and your blue silver grass are both plant-type spirit beasts and you can absorb it due to its age, it does not fit your path of spirit evolution."

"Do you remember what I told you before?" Yu Xiaogang asked with a faint smile.

Tang San nodded: "I remember, the soul beast that the teacher wants to find for me must have two major characteristics. The most important one is resilience, to make up for the shortcoming of Blue Silver Grass that breaks easily. The second is paralysis, to develop in the direction of control."