I just started college and my advisor turned out to be my blind date?

"What did your mother say?"

Ye Yiyi leaned closer curiously.

Because she is only a little over 1.6 meters tall, she has to stand on tiptoe to see Lu Ming's screen.

"Your sister said she has something to do and will be back later."

Lu Ming deliberately prevented her from seeing it and put his phone away.

"Lu Xiaoming, this is deliberate revenge! I'm going to tell my sister!"

Ye Yiyi pouted and made a face.

Although Ye Yiyi is five years older than Lu Ming, her face, full of collagen, stopped growing after high school.

In addition, his height is far below the average level of the Ye family, so he is often mistaken for a high school student when he goes out.

That's why her cute expressions look natural and even more adorable.

Ye Yiyi changed into a pair of slippers, and with her little feet in white socks with ruffled edges, she lifted them up and reached out to pat Lu Ming's head.

"I've told you a million times, patting a child's head will stunt their growth."

Lu Ming easily dodged and made a face in return:

"Who told you not to tell me Su Manqing's second request: a trade!"

Ye Yiyi pounced on him again:

"Don't even think about it! Tell me right now, where did my sister go?"

Lu Ming dodges again:

"Don't even think about it. I'm just following the example."

"Ugh, some people can't see my mom, it's keeping me up all night!"

Lu Ming fled the kitchen and hid in the bedroom.

When the time comes, just close the door, and I'm not worried that Ye Yiyi, that woman with such a strong sense of curiosity, won't surrender.

Actually, he was a little curious too.

My mom doesn't usually enjoy playing mahjong or chatting, so what could possibly be keeping her from doing that?

"Hmph, without Butcher Zhang, would we still be able to eat hairy pigs?"

"I'll call my sister myself!"

Ye Yiyi chased after him for a few steps, but seeing Lu Ming rushing straight into the bedroom, she had no choice but to stop on the spot with her hands on her hips.

Lu Ming leaned against the doorway, a slight smile playing on his lips:

"Then give it a try."

Ye Yiyi's peach blossom eyes revealed suspicion, and the already long and narrow corners of her eyes became even more upturned and charming:

"Could something really have happened?"

"That can't be right. Although you, Lu Xiaoming, are absurd, lecherous, and heartless, you wouldn't be able to joke with me without any reaction if something happened to my sister..."

Lu Ming's lips twitched, and he said angrily:

"Where did you see that I was lewd and debauched?"

From childhood to adulthood, most of the rumors about him were spread by Ye Yiyi with great conviction.

Even a girl from a neighboring class who had some feelings for Lu Ming in high school was frightened by the rumors spread by Ye Yiyi and avoided Lu Ming from then on.

Lu Ming remembers that he was depressed for several days afterward and only recovered by studying physics books.

Last winter, it was snowing heavily. My water heater broke down, so I came to your house to take a shower.

"And the result?"

"You secretly touched my clothes while I left them outside the bathroom!"

"You filthy scoundrel, you must have taken advantage of the situation to do something naughty. After I took the clothes back, I smelled a strange odor!"

"You might even have peeked in. After all, there's still a crack in your bathroom door!"

Ye Yiyi accused him, saying that his accusations were quite detailed and convincing.

"Don't you keep your underwear in the bathroom?"

"Should I fight with a down jacket or jeans?"

Lu Mingyi's forehead creased with annoyance.

"See! You admit it, you definitely peeked!"

Ye Yiyi's peach blossom eyes lit up, as if she had caught Lu Ming red-handed.

Hmph, she'll use this leverage against Lu Ming for the rest of her life!

Lu Ming clenched his fist:

"My mom asked me to take it and wash it while I was at it. I didn't think much of it at the time, and now you're trying to extort money from me?"

"If you don't believe me, just call my mom anyway and ask her directly!"

Ye Yiyi blinked her thick eyelashes and continued her accusation:

"That doesn't prove you didn't peep at me while I was showering."

Lu Ming strode over and approached Ye Yiyi, who was so frightened that she hugged her chest and pushed herself against the wall.

He looked down at Ye Yiyi as if she were a Persian cat with a frightened look in its eyes.

Perhaps because he saw her every day, Lu Ming took a closer look at Ye Yiyi and then noticed that her waist-length hair was actually permed.

The already charming and cute girl looks more like a figurine.

Lu Ming swallowed hard, the words he was about to say stuck in his throat.

"See, you took advantage of my sister's absence to try and take advantage of me, you beast!"

Ye Yiyi stubbornly pointed at Lu Ming.

Lu Ming casually slapped her small hand away and carefully scanned it from bottom to top.

His gaze was disdainful as he glanced sideways at Ye Yiyi:

"this one?"

"Your legs aren't as long as Mu Wanqiu's, and your bear isn't as big as Su Manqing's. What could I possibly gain from scheming against you?"

Ye Yiyi's lips trembled with anger, and her little hands clenched tightly.

Lu Ming felt great, as if he had run ten kilometers under the scorching sun and then been doused with a bucket of ice water.

It's refreshingly cool.

"Oh, right."

Lu Ming didn't forget to add insult to injury, lifting Ye Yiyi's hair:

"Your smile isn't as pretty as Shen Qianxue's, and your hair isn't as smooth and silky."

Ye Yiyi was furious and was preparing to fight Lu Ming to the death.

But upon hearing the name Shen Qianxue, her peach blossom eyes suddenly narrowed again:

"Shen Qianxue? Who is she?"

Lu Ming thought to himself, "Oh no! I got carried away and let Shen Qianxue slip of the secret."

Given Ye Yiyi's ability to spread rumors, if she were to see Shen Qianxue for even ten minutes, all three thousand of Lu Ming's rumors would be transmitted to her.

Although Lu Ming didn't have any special feelings for this rich young lady who had a habit of kicking his groin and was a little cunning, he didn't want there to be another woman in the world who was hostile to him.

"A girl in the same grade as me in high school."

"Ye Yiyi, you ruined my first love before, and now you want to ruin me too?"

Lu Ming tried to cover it up.

"Bullshit! I know the names of every girl you knew in high school, but none of them were named Shen Qianxue!"

"Tell me the truth, or I'll start spreading rumors about you again!"

Ye Yiyi took the initiative and clung to Lu Ming.

Her eyes shone with a captivating light, like a Persian cat spotting its prey.

"You've already admitted to spreading rumors about me, so how can I tell the truth?"

Lu Ming will never yield.

"Even if you don't tell me, I can find out!"

"Shen Qianxue, right? Sweet smile, long, smooth hair..."

Ye Yiyi bit her lip, pouting angrily.

"Ye Yiyi..."

Lu Ming frowned, about to say something, when the call finally connected.

The phone rang with the voice of Lu's mother, Ye Qin, her tone strange, as if she had heard some shocking news:

"Yiyi, are you at my house?"

"Don't worry, I'll be back later, it won't take too long."

"There's some leftover food from yesterday in the fridge. Have Lu Ming heat it up; it can be your late-night snack."

Ye Yiyi's mind was filled with the three words "Shen Qianxue," and she could only nod in response.

Lu Ming frowned even more deeply, but he didn't dare to ask any questions.

We can only wait until Mom comes back to talk about it.

A deep, authoritative voice could be faintly heard from the other end of the phone:

"Future mother-in-law, who called you?"

"The world is full of unexpected coincidences. Since these two young people have met by chance, why not just let the misunderstanding continue?"