The spiritual energy was restored, and he became a mortal immortal in two days.

"Here's what happened."

"The water was clear and the sky was blue that day. My girlfriend and I hit it off immediately. After leaving the nightclub, she invited me to her house to discuss life."

"I was going to refuse, but she stuck her tongue out at me." Wang Baole recounted his story in detail.

Hearing this, Chen Xuan interrupted, frowning, and asked, "What does this have to do with sticking out your tongue?"

"Brother, you don't understand, her tongue is forked."

Wang Baole's gaze lingered, filled with a sense of reluctance and a feeling that the experience was not yet over.

"..."

"..."

Chen Xuan cupped his hands in a gesture of respect, admitting defeat as worthy of being the reincarnation of that old friend.

"And then what happened?"

"Every night, she would flirt with me on her phone and seduce me, which made me go to her house every day to discuss life."

"Isn't that good? You're enjoying yourself."

"That would be wonderful if that were true!"

Wang Baole was a little agitated. "Brother, a month ago I weighed 280 pounds and was 1.8 meters tall."

"Now, I'm getting thinner and thinner, and I only weigh 180 pounds. I lost a whole 100 pounds in a month. I can't muster the energy to do anything, and I even tremble when I walk."

Chen Xuan looked at his panda eyes, bluish lips, and graying hair, seeing him as someone on his last legs, and couldn't help but comment:

"It's obvious you have absolutely no resistance to a forked tongue."

Wang Baole said with lingering fear, "If it were just like that, it wouldn't be so bad, until one day, when I went out again at night, a friend took a picture of me."

Chen Xuan: "What, do you feel ashamed?"

"no."

Wang Baole shook his head. The next moment, he raised his head, his eyes bloodshot. "Brother, do you know where she lives?"

"Qingcheng Cemetery!"

"A friend followed me and took pictures of me with his phone. Every night, I would lie down in a coffin and sleep, looking completely dazed!"

At this point, he was extremely angry, "I could tolerate being exhausted, but to think that I'm just sleeping on a coffin lid every day is utterly insulting!"

Chen Xuan patted him on the shoulder, "Relax, you'll have plenty of romantic opportunities in the future. Strange things will come your way, so be open to them."

"You mean it's not just this thing that'll be looking for me, there will be other random things coming up?"

Wang Baole looked like he was about to cry. What had he done to deserve this?

"Others would love to have this kind of good fortune, but you don't even know how lucky you are," Chen Xuan said with a smile.

"But I feel like I'm about to collapse!"

When the topic turned to his sore spot, Wang Baole clutched his waist and gasped for breath. He had rushed here as soon as he climbed out of the coffin that morning.

"Indeed, if this continues, you will surely die in three days."

Chen Xuan looked at his ashen face and nodded.

Wang Baole was on the verge of tears: "Stop just listening to stories, do you have any way to save me?!"

He tried everything to help him out, so he decided to try his luck with the people at Xuanmiao Temple.

Chen Xuan didn't speak, but simply looked up at the mountaintop.

Wang Baole was extremely excited and grabbed Chen Xuan's hand, saying, "Brother, don't worry, if I am saved, I will definitely repair the Taoist temple for you."

It's only tens of millions or hundreds of millions, nothing to me. I'm a second-generation mine owner, I'm not short of money.

"No matter which life you are in, you are still so generous and magnanimous." Chen Xuan thought with emotion.

It's just that when I died in my previous life, my fate was too tragic. Fortunately, I met myself in this life in advance, so the same ending will not happen again.

"Wha...what is it? Brother, there's something I don't quite understand what you're saying?"

Wang Baole's vision was a little blurry. Could he have really run into a charlatan today?

None of this matters.

Chen Xuan smiled slightly, and before Wang Baole could react, he pointed his sword at his forehead.

In an instant.

Lines of exquisite text, forming a vast amount of information, poured into his mind.

"Heaven and earth are the parents of all things; yin and yang are the pivot of creation."

"When Yin and Yang interact, all things are born. Between Heaven and Earth, things with feelings move, and things without feelings remain still..."

Therefore, it is named "Ode to the Great Joy of the Union of Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang"!

This technique was created by Chen Xuan in his grief after Wang Baole's tragic death in his previous life.

If he had cultivated such a technique earlier, this friend might not have died such a tragic death.

"What...what is this?"

Wang Baole felt like his brain was about to explode, and the pain was so intense that he was about to faint.

My brain is already not big enough, if I suddenly cram so much information in, won't I turn into an idiot?

"I'm sorry, I overlooked that your soul is still very weak."

Chen Xuan opened the dew he had just collected that morning and sprinkled a drop on Wang Baole.

then.

Wang Baole's pain gradually subsided, his expression was no longer distorted, and instead he felt completely comfortable.

"It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it can save your life."

"From now on, whenever you encounter any gods, ghosts, demons, monsters, or any other random thing that wants to have sexual intercourse with you, just use this technique."

"what?"

Does it really work?

"What doesn't work for others will definitely work for you; it's tailor-made for you."

With this technique in hand, other demons, monsters, and ghosts will no longer be able to absorb Wang Baole's vital energy.

……

"Third Senior Brother, you're back?"

Back in the courtyard, several little kids were squatting on the ground playing with mud, each trying to outdo the other in building the tallest house.

Looking at these junior brothers and sisters who hadn't even started school yet, Chen Xuan felt a headache coming on.

When Lu Yao goes to the martial arts gym and there's no one to take care of her, he's the only one who can look after her.

Even immortals have lost their temper; at this age, even dogs would dislike them—they're just too noisy.

"Stop playing around, how about your third senior brother teaches you how to cultivate immortality?"

"what?"

"Really?"

"After it's fixed, will it be able to defeat Ultraman?"

Chen Xuan said confidently, "Yes, absolutely."

It's time for me to take on the role of a master and teach apprentices.

What my master didn't teach, I will teach.

What my master couldn't teach, I'll teach even more of.

In short, I will guide my fellow disciples on the path to immortality and lead them to the heavens.

"Then let's cultivate! We all want to cultivate immortality!"

These little brats all raised their hands above their heads, completely oblivious to the honor they were enjoying.

Half a day later.

Lu Yao returned from buying groceries and found the usually noisy courtyard eerily quiet.

One by one, the junior brothers and sisters sat cross-legged, with their hands on their knees and their eyes slightly closed, meditating like little adults.

The crucial point is that smoke was rising from above their heads.

"Am I seeing a ghost?"

Lu Yao stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

"Junior sister, you've come back just in time. From now on, you'll be in charge of supervising their training."

Chen Xuan was drinking tea nearby when he stretched.

"Senior brother, what did you teach them?" Lu Yao asked hesitantly, confused, and curiously.

"The Secret of Primordial Innocence".

"It's a way to lay a foundation for them and also help them calm down and stop making noise."

"Oh, oh, oh."

"Then I'll go in and cook."

Lu Yao didn't understand, but anyway, her senior brother wouldn't harm them.

then.

She opened the rice cooker, about to rinse and cook the rice, when she saw what was inside and suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Senior brother, what are you cooking?"

Chen Xuan took a sip of tea. "Alchemy, I've told you about that before."

A furnace is really inconvenient and requires crafting, so I might as well just use a rice cooker. Anyway, it makes no difference since I have it in my own hands.

"Electric...rice cooker...can also be used to...refine pills?"

Lu Yao's voice was halting, filled with shock and surprise, as if her understanding of cultivation was being redefined.

Isn't this a bit too outrageous?!