Gou Zai Liang Jie as a Human Gu
Chapter 17 Iron Butt Kung Fu
Their eyes met, and the other person's gaze was deep and sharp, like a cold star. Lin Mo felt the intense killing intent in the other person's eyes.
Sun Qian noticed the intermittent golden light emanating from his right arm and asked, "Are you perhaps the Iron Fist Guo Li, known in the martial arts world as 'One Punch Shatters Mountains'?"
Guo Li's gaze focused on Sun Qian, who was only wearing his underwear. Seeing that he was unremarkable, he sneered disdainfully, "You little nobody have some discernment. That's right, it's your Grandpa Guo."
"State your name, Grandpa Guo's iron fist doesn't kill nameless nobodies."
Sun Qian chuckled and said, "We are all nobodys, so there's no need for you to worry about us. In a two-on-one situation, we seem to have a better chance of winning. Do you still want to fight?"
"We're still here!"
Accompanied by deafening shouts, ten figures appeared on the rooftop, wielding knives.
Lin Mo's reinforcements have arrived.
When Guo Li saw that the opponents had all gathered, his pupils suddenly contracted. In a one-on-one fight, he might not be unable to defeat Lin Mo, and he might even win against two against one. But against twelve people, he was not so sure.
Sun Qian called out, "Brother Guo, we have no past grievances or present enemies; we are merely serving different masters. It's not worth wasting our lives for the ambitions of those in power, don't you think?"
Guo Li remained silent, his expression dark and unreadable.
A moment later, he gritted his teeth and said, "The mountains are high and the rivers are long, I will remember what happened today."
He took out a yellow talisman, which burst into flames with a "poof," and in the next moment, his figure vanished from the spot.
"call……"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Sun Qian breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion, "We're finally leaving. If we had really gone down this path of mutual destruction, we would probably all have perished here."
Lin Mo asked curiously, "Is this Guo Li very capable?"
Sun Qian said, "He is a martial artist who has been reborn five times. His right hand is incredibly powerful. It is said that he also possesses a special technique. If activated, the power of the technique is immense. Anyone who has seen it has died."
Liu Xin added, "Brother Lin, did you see the yellow talisman he burned just now?"
Lin Mo nodded: "I see, this talisman can make people teleport?"
Liu Xin nodded: "That's right, this is a talisman given by a sorcerer. If he burns the talisman and teleports during the duel, suddenly appearing behind us, given his abilities and the element of surprise, we're likely to be in grave danger."
Lin Mo frowned deeply; the teleportation talisman was indeed a real headache.
Sun Qian reassured him, "Don't listen to Liu Xin's nonsense. A sorcerer can't just draw as many talismans as he wants. Moreover, non-sorcerers usually can't control the power of talismans when they cast them, which often leads to unspeakable accidents."
"What accident?" Lin Mo's curiosity was piqued, and he started gossiping.
Liu Xin chuckled and said, "Rumor has it that a martial artist had a mishap during his training, which caused him to be somewhat impotent in bed. So he went to a sorcerer and asked for a talisman to visit a brothel. As a result, I heard that he almost caused the brothel to close down that night."
Lin Mo raised an eyebrow; this talisman did resemble his own [Ruyi Ruyi].
"And then what?"
Liu Xin laughed heartily: "Later on, this person was no longer just powerless, but willing but unable, and no longer fortunate enough to enjoy the favor of a beautiful woman."
Sun Qian couldn't suppress a smile: "Although the sorcerer's talisman is mysterious, it can have serious side effects if you're not careful. I wonder what Guo Li is going through right now."
This piqued Lin Mo's curiosity, but unfortunately, he was too far away to see it.
……
Spring's beauty cannot be confined within the garden walls; a branch of red apricot blossoms peeks over the wall.
Master Wang, a wealthy man from Pingcheng County, started his business by selling smuggled salt in his youth. He traveled all over the country and amassed a large fortune by the time he was fifty.
Unfortunately, he still had no children, so through a friend's introduction, he took more than ten concubines.
The laughter of the new bride is heard, but the cries of the old are never heard.
The sixth concubine, Liu Ruyan, was eager to have a son and often went to the Guanyin Temple to pray for one. Over time, she and the handsome monk Xingchi in the temple fell in love.
After discussing it, the two decided that eloping was not worthwhile, so they decided to secretly conceive a child.
If it was convenient, Liu Ruyan would have a red lantern hung on the persimmon tree in the corner of the courtyard wall every night. The monk Xingchi would receive the signal and, at midnight, climb over the wall to sneak in and have an affair with Liu Ruyan.
Three months have passed in the blink of an eye.
Tonight, Xingchi once again sneaked into the Prince's mansion's villa to steal jade and fragrance.
A pair of adulterers are having a secret rendezvous on a brocade couch.
Suddenly.
The monk Xingchi cried out in pain, "Ah!"
Liu Ruyan was also pressed down and couldn't breathe. She suddenly opened her eyes and saw that in the dark room, a head had suddenly appeared on Xingchi's shoulder.
How can a person have two heads?
"A monster!"
She was instantly terrified, her scalp tingling, and her spirit was terrified and fled. Her soul perished.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've disturbed your good time. I'll be leaving now."
Guo Li, who had been teleported to the young couple's bed, quickly apologized, got out of bed, opened the window, and leaped away in a hurry.
Xingchi's head was buzzing; he couldn't understand how this person had suddenly appeared on his bed.
However, he didn't have time to think about it at the moment and continued his affair.
A moment later, Xingchi shivered and rolled over to lie down, panting heavily, "Darling, what's wrong with you today? You're not as enthusiastic as usual."
He reached out and nudged the beauty beside him, but Liu Ruyan didn't react at all.
Xingchi then realized something was wrong. He reached out and touched her face, checking her breath. She was no longer breathing.
"Someone's dead!"
Xingchi was so frightened that he rolled off the brocade couch. In his panic, he accidentally fell to the ground with a thud, hitting his forehead on the edge of the bed and losing consciousness on the spot.
The next morning, a maid entered the room to help the concubine with her washing and grooming.
Upon seeing the wild monk who handed it to her, she dropped the copper basin with a clatter and screamed for help to catch him in the act of adultery.
The Prince's mansion was unusually lively in the early morning, with chickens flying and dogs barking.
……
Lin Mo and his group had no idea that a sorcerer's talisman would lead to a comedic scene of adultery in a secluded mansion.
They mounted their horses early in the morning, left Pingcheng County, and marched swiftly towards Leize City.
They were originally traveling and sightseeing, enjoying a leisurely journey, but now that they have been assassinated, their plans have changed.
They decided to ride quickly to Leize City and enter the Li family's territory, so that the assassins would not dare to be too rampant.
Hooves thundered along the official road as Lin Mo asked Sun Qian, "Master Qian, do you know of any powerful body-refining techniques?"
Sun Qian turned his head and asked, "Do you want to cultivate your physical body into a life-bound spiritual weapon in the future?"
Lin Mo nodded in agreement, saying, "Last night, after I used up all my throwing knives in the fight, I was at a disadvantage. This made me realize the drawbacks of practicing swordsmanship. Without a weapon in hand, my combat power is greatly reduced. It's better to focus on body training, to develop a body of copper skin and iron bones, so that I'm not afraid of any kind of swords, spears, or halberds."
Sun Qian agreed, "That's right. However, I don't have any high-grade body-refining techniques. Low-grade techniques are readily available on the market, and I'm afraid you wouldn't even look at them."
Lin Mo asked curiously, "How is it considered low-class?"
Liu Xin spurred his horse forward and said to him with a smile, "It's second-rate; it can only regenerate fragments. The areas that aren't regenerated are your weak points and fatal flaws. The worst thing in martial arts is having weaknesses that can be exploited. Only techniques that can achieve perfect regeneration are considered superior. Lin Mo, are you sure you want to practice it?"
Lin Mo replied without hesitation, "Practice. If it's not up to par, it's not up to par. Just practice a few more techniques and you can make up for your weaknesses."
"Alright, since you saved my life last night, I happen to have a second-rate body-refining technique that I'll give to you."
Liu Xin reached into his robes, took out a booklet, and tossed it to Lin Mo.
Lin Mo took the booklet and, while riding his horse, examined the cover, which had several large characters written in regular script.
"Iron Arm Kung Fu?"
"Ahem." Liu Xin coughed awkwardly and corrected, "You misread it, it's [Iron Buttocks Skill]."
Lin Mo focused his gaze and took a closer look.
The horse was jolting along, and I really misjudged it.
That's truly "Iron Buttocks Skill".
What kind of martial arts is this?
Sun Qian noticed the intermittent golden light emanating from his right arm and asked, "Are you perhaps the Iron Fist Guo Li, known in the martial arts world as 'One Punch Shatters Mountains'?"
Guo Li's gaze focused on Sun Qian, who was only wearing his underwear. Seeing that he was unremarkable, he sneered disdainfully, "You little nobody have some discernment. That's right, it's your Grandpa Guo."
"State your name, Grandpa Guo's iron fist doesn't kill nameless nobodies."
Sun Qian chuckled and said, "We are all nobodys, so there's no need for you to worry about us. In a two-on-one situation, we seem to have a better chance of winning. Do you still want to fight?"
"We're still here!"
Accompanied by deafening shouts, ten figures appeared on the rooftop, wielding knives.
Lin Mo's reinforcements have arrived.
When Guo Li saw that the opponents had all gathered, his pupils suddenly contracted. In a one-on-one fight, he might not be unable to defeat Lin Mo, and he might even win against two against one. But against twelve people, he was not so sure.
Sun Qian called out, "Brother Guo, we have no past grievances or present enemies; we are merely serving different masters. It's not worth wasting our lives for the ambitions of those in power, don't you think?"
Guo Li remained silent, his expression dark and unreadable.
A moment later, he gritted his teeth and said, "The mountains are high and the rivers are long, I will remember what happened today."
He took out a yellow talisman, which burst into flames with a "poof," and in the next moment, his figure vanished from the spot.
"call……"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Sun Qian breathed a sigh of relief and said with emotion, "We're finally leaving. If we had really gone down this path of mutual destruction, we would probably all have perished here."
Lin Mo asked curiously, "Is this Guo Li very capable?"
Sun Qian said, "He is a martial artist who has been reborn five times. His right hand is incredibly powerful. It is said that he also possesses a special technique. If activated, the power of the technique is immense. Anyone who has seen it has died."
Liu Xin added, "Brother Lin, did you see the yellow talisman he burned just now?"
Lin Mo nodded: "I see, this talisman can make people teleport?"
Liu Xin nodded: "That's right, this is a talisman given by a sorcerer. If he burns the talisman and teleports during the duel, suddenly appearing behind us, given his abilities and the element of surprise, we're likely to be in grave danger."
Lin Mo frowned deeply; the teleportation talisman was indeed a real headache.
Sun Qian reassured him, "Don't listen to Liu Xin's nonsense. A sorcerer can't just draw as many talismans as he wants. Moreover, non-sorcerers usually can't control the power of talismans when they cast them, which often leads to unspeakable accidents."
"What accident?" Lin Mo's curiosity was piqued, and he started gossiping.
Liu Xin chuckled and said, "Rumor has it that a martial artist had a mishap during his training, which caused him to be somewhat impotent in bed. So he went to a sorcerer and asked for a talisman to visit a brothel. As a result, I heard that he almost caused the brothel to close down that night."
Lin Mo raised an eyebrow; this talisman did resemble his own [Ruyi Ruyi].
"And then what?"
Liu Xin laughed heartily: "Later on, this person was no longer just powerless, but willing but unable, and no longer fortunate enough to enjoy the favor of a beautiful woman."
Sun Qian couldn't suppress a smile: "Although the sorcerer's talisman is mysterious, it can have serious side effects if you're not careful. I wonder what Guo Li is going through right now."
This piqued Lin Mo's curiosity, but unfortunately, he was too far away to see it.
……
Spring's beauty cannot be confined within the garden walls; a branch of red apricot blossoms peeks over the wall.
Master Wang, a wealthy man from Pingcheng County, started his business by selling smuggled salt in his youth. He traveled all over the country and amassed a large fortune by the time he was fifty.
Unfortunately, he still had no children, so through a friend's introduction, he took more than ten concubines.
The laughter of the new bride is heard, but the cries of the old are never heard.
The sixth concubine, Liu Ruyan, was eager to have a son and often went to the Guanyin Temple to pray for one. Over time, she and the handsome monk Xingchi in the temple fell in love.
After discussing it, the two decided that eloping was not worthwhile, so they decided to secretly conceive a child.
If it was convenient, Liu Ruyan would have a red lantern hung on the persimmon tree in the corner of the courtyard wall every night. The monk Xingchi would receive the signal and, at midnight, climb over the wall to sneak in and have an affair with Liu Ruyan.
Three months have passed in the blink of an eye.
Tonight, Xingchi once again sneaked into the Prince's mansion's villa to steal jade and fragrance.
A pair of adulterers are having a secret rendezvous on a brocade couch.
Suddenly.
The monk Xingchi cried out in pain, "Ah!"
Liu Ruyan was also pressed down and couldn't breathe. She suddenly opened her eyes and saw that in the dark room, a head had suddenly appeared on Xingchi's shoulder.
How can a person have two heads?
"A monster!"
She was instantly terrified, her scalp tingling, and her spirit was terrified and fled. Her soul perished.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've disturbed your good time. I'll be leaving now."
Guo Li, who had been teleported to the young couple's bed, quickly apologized, got out of bed, opened the window, and leaped away in a hurry.
Xingchi's head was buzzing; he couldn't understand how this person had suddenly appeared on his bed.
However, he didn't have time to think about it at the moment and continued his affair.
A moment later, Xingchi shivered and rolled over to lie down, panting heavily, "Darling, what's wrong with you today? You're not as enthusiastic as usual."
He reached out and nudged the beauty beside him, but Liu Ruyan didn't react at all.
Xingchi then realized something was wrong. He reached out and touched her face, checking her breath. She was no longer breathing.
"Someone's dead!"
Xingchi was so frightened that he rolled off the brocade couch. In his panic, he accidentally fell to the ground with a thud, hitting his forehead on the edge of the bed and losing consciousness on the spot.
The next morning, a maid entered the room to help the concubine with her washing and grooming.
Upon seeing the wild monk who handed it to her, she dropped the copper basin with a clatter and screamed for help to catch him in the act of adultery.
The Prince's mansion was unusually lively in the early morning, with chickens flying and dogs barking.
……
Lin Mo and his group had no idea that a sorcerer's talisman would lead to a comedic scene of adultery in a secluded mansion.
They mounted their horses early in the morning, left Pingcheng County, and marched swiftly towards Leize City.
They were originally traveling and sightseeing, enjoying a leisurely journey, but now that they have been assassinated, their plans have changed.
They decided to ride quickly to Leize City and enter the Li family's territory, so that the assassins would not dare to be too rampant.
Hooves thundered along the official road as Lin Mo asked Sun Qian, "Master Qian, do you know of any powerful body-refining techniques?"
Sun Qian turned his head and asked, "Do you want to cultivate your physical body into a life-bound spiritual weapon in the future?"
Lin Mo nodded in agreement, saying, "Last night, after I used up all my throwing knives in the fight, I was at a disadvantage. This made me realize the drawbacks of practicing swordsmanship. Without a weapon in hand, my combat power is greatly reduced. It's better to focus on body training, to develop a body of copper skin and iron bones, so that I'm not afraid of any kind of swords, spears, or halberds."
Sun Qian agreed, "That's right. However, I don't have any high-grade body-refining techniques. Low-grade techniques are readily available on the market, and I'm afraid you wouldn't even look at them."
Lin Mo asked curiously, "How is it considered low-class?"
Liu Xin spurred his horse forward and said to him with a smile, "It's second-rate; it can only regenerate fragments. The areas that aren't regenerated are your weak points and fatal flaws. The worst thing in martial arts is having weaknesses that can be exploited. Only techniques that can achieve perfect regeneration are considered superior. Lin Mo, are you sure you want to practice it?"
Lin Mo replied without hesitation, "Practice. If it's not up to par, it's not up to par. Just practice a few more techniques and you can make up for your weaknesses."
"Alright, since you saved my life last night, I happen to have a second-rate body-refining technique that I'll give to you."
Liu Xin reached into his robes, took out a booklet, and tossed it to Lin Mo.
Lin Mo took the booklet and, while riding his horse, examined the cover, which had several large characters written in regular script.
"Iron Arm Kung Fu?"
"Ahem." Liu Xin coughed awkwardly and corrected, "You misread it, it's [Iron Buttocks Skill]."
Lin Mo focused his gaze and took a closer look.
The horse was jolting along, and I really misjudged it.
That's truly "Iron Buttocks Skill".
What kind of martial arts is this?
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