My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.
Chapter 315 What kind of looks are those?
"You old dog, you're deliberately trying to ruin my reputation, aren't you!"
"Die, you bastard!!!"
Accompanied by Li Chen's earth-shattering roar.
There were no fancy or elaborate attempts.
Li Chen took a step forward and his right hand suddenly reached into the void.
"Sizzle!"
A towering purple-gold lightning bolt, like a raging thunder dragon, was forcibly pulled out of the void by him!
The terrifying power of lightning instantly tore the surrounding black smoke to shreds!
"What...what kind of power is this?!"
The assassin finally realized something was wrong. The laws of heaven and earth contained in that thunder made him, a mere early-stage Golden Core cultivator, feel a chill deep within his soul!
He was terrified and tried to back away, to disappear back into the darkness.
But it's too late.
Li Chen, who was in a state of extreme berserk mode, was more than ten times faster than him!
"Go to hell, you pervert!"
Li Chen swung his thick, purple-gold lightning whip, as thick as a bucket, and with a violent, earth-shattering force, lashed it down hard at the assassin's face!
"Bang--!!!"
A deafening, earth-shattering roar.
There is no suspense.
The elder from Tianlang Valley, who was skilled in assassination, didn't even have time to utter a scream.
It was directly shattered into pieces by the violent purple-gold lightning.
His body instantly carbonized in mid-air, turning into a charred pile of ashes that vanished without a trace in the wind.
"call!"
A fierce wind swept across the plain.
The eerie smoke formation, having lost the support of the caster's true energy, vanished as quickly as morning mist meeting the blazing sun.
On the open ground in front of the two armies.
Only Li Chen remained, his face dark, panting heavily.
His body crackled with lightning, yet he was completely unharmed.
Seeing the head coach return safely.
The Tang Dynasty camp should have erupted in thunderous cheers.
however.
As Li Chen carried his sword and walked step by step back to the deck of the Tang Dynasty's command ship...
He keenly noticed it.
The atmosphere around us was extremely strange.
No one spoke.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong, these veteran generals who usually had the loudest voices, all kept their mouths tightly shut at this moment.
but.
Their gazes, however, were surprisingly unanimous.
They were all subtly, almost unconsciously, moving towards Li Chen's back, or more precisely, towards his lower back...
I was secretly glancing at them.
His eyes were filled with three parts shock, three parts sympathy, and four parts barely suppressed laughter.
Li Chen stopped in his tracks.
His eyes twitched a few times, and his voice carried a murderous intent.
"What kind of eyesight do you old fogies have?"
Li Chen gritted his teeth and growled.
"Don't overthink it! That old guy has a speech impediment! He wasn't stabbing me just now!"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Your Highness is right!"
"We understand, we all understand! We're absolutely not thinking anything of it!" Cheng Yaojin solemnly patted his chest to assure him, but his dark face, flushed red, completely betrayed him.
Li Chen was so angry he was practically fuming.
He ignored the old scoundrels and strode toward Prince Li Tai of Wei, who was standing behind him.
"Qingque, you're so knowledgeable, why don't you explain to them what spatial teleportation is..."
Li Chen took two steps forward.
Li Tai seemed to see some kind of monstrous flood.
"what!"
Li Tai let out a terrified scream.
His over 200-pound obese body displayed incredible agility.
He covered his large buttocks tightly with both hands and retreated frantically backward until he reached a corner of the cabin.
"Li Qingque!"
Li Chen's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
Why did you step back just now?!
"And another thing!" Li Chen pointed at Li Tai's two chubby hands, "What do you mean by covering your butt like that?!"
Li Tai was covered in sweat, stammering, his eyes darting around.
"That... sixteenth brother."
"This king...this king has been sitting for too long reading in the treasure pavilion lately."
Li Tai, on the verge of tears, came up with an extremely lame excuse.
"Hemorrhoids! Yes! My hemorrhoids have suddenly flared up! They're incredibly painful, so it's perfectly reasonable for me to be holding them, isn't it?"
"I'll give you a piece of my mind!"
Li Chen roared in a frenzy.
"I'd rather tie you, fatso, to a flagpole and burn you as a sacrifice to the heavens!"
Li Chen turned around angrily and slapped the gunwale of the ship.
result.
He turned his head.
Unfortunately, his gaze fell directly on the camps of Tianlang Valley and the Turkic allied forces in the distance.
All that could be seen was an army of hundreds of thousands on the opposite side.
Whether it was ordinary Turkic cavalry or those high-ranking demonic cultivators.
now.
They were all moving in perfect unison!
Hundreds of thousands of eyes were filled with a complex mix of awe and disbelief.
Subconsciously, he stared intently at Li Chen's buttocks!
boom!
At this moment, Li Chen felt his dignity and reputation being relentlessly and thoroughly trampled on.
"This is outrageous!!!"
Li Chen roared to the sky, completely losing control.
Just then.
In the opposing Sirius Valley camp.
The second challenger slowly walked out.
This was a burly man with a towering physique, his muscles as bulging as granite.
He held a huge spiked club in his hand, and the ground trembled with every step he took.
He was none other than an extremely rare early-stage Golden Core cultivator!
The body cultivator walked to the front of the two armies and pointed at the Tang Dynasty's warships with his stick.
then.
This bastard even subconsciously glanced at Li Chen's lower body.
Holy crap!
Li Chen felt a surge of anger rush to the top of his head, making him so angry that his vision went black.
He turned his head, his eyes bloodshot as he glared at Crown Prince Li Chengqian, who was standing to the side.
"Big brother! You go!"
Li Chen pointed at the body cultivator below, like an enraged lion.
"That bastard was the one who looked at me the weirdest way just now! It was an absolute disgrace!"
"Slaughter him! Smash his dog head to pieces!"
Crown Prince Li Chengqian drew his golden sword with a coiled dragon design, his expression turning solemn.
"Don't worry, Sixteenth Brother, I'll take care of it."
Having said that, Li Chengqian stepped forward to disembark.
However, when he passed by Li Chen...
Even the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty couldn't resist his curiosity and very discreetly glanced behind Li Chen.
"Li Chengqian!"
Li Chen roared in despair, "Even you're watching! Are you going or not?!"
"Go, go, I'll be right there." Li Chengqian coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment.
Li Chen looked at the Crown Prince's gentle and refined demeanor, as he carried his sword, ready to "compete and exchange martial arts."
The anger in my heart just wouldn't subside.
"etc."
Li Chen grabbed Li Chengqian's arm.
"Brother, your usual Eastern Palace Sword Technique is too refined. It's simply not enough to deal with these tough, body-bound cultivators!"
"You need to be ruthless!"
Li Chen gritted his teeth and ordered, "Torture him to death mercilessly, do you hear me!"
Li Chengqian felt somewhat aggrieved.
"Sixteenth brother, am I not ruthless enough in my usual decisive and ruthless conduct in court?"
"Not enough! Far from enough!"
Li Chen shook his head. "Be even more ruthless! You need to completely unleash your inner primal wildness!"
Looking at Li Chengqian's completely bewildered expression.
Li Chen took a deep breath.
With a strange, enigmatic smile, he reached into his robes.
He took out a pill that was entirely scarlet and exuded a violent blood aura from his soul space.
It was handed to the crown prince.
"Big brother, eat this."
Li Chen bewitched him.
"What is this medicine called?" Li Chengqian asked, taking the pill with a puzzled look.
"This is called the 'Rage Pill'."
Li Chen patted the Crown Prince on the shoulder, his smile growing even brighter.
"It doesn't really improve your cultivation level; its only effect is to completely unleash the wildness and bloodlust deep within you, the true essence of manhood!"
"Eat it."
"Go show those damned bald dogs what the violent aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty's Crown Prince are all about!"
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