My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.

In the early morning, Chang'an was shrouded in a thin layer of mist.

The backyard of the Prince of Qin's mansion exudes a peaceful and tranquil atmosphere.

Princess Sizi of Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty was sitting at a specially made small round jade table.

The little girl was holding a soup dumpling bigger than her fist, and she was munching on it with gusto, her mouth dripping with oil.

Beside her feet, the guardian beast Fatty Four was also holding an extra-large meat bun, and the two of them were enjoying their meal immensely.

Li Chen, dressed in loose, plain-colored casual clothes, held a cup of tea in his hand and watched with a smile as his younger sister ate with such adorable, unseemly manners.

However, this tranquility did not last long.

"Chen'er! Chen'er!"

Accompanied by a deliberately lowered call.

Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, dressed in very low-key casual clothes, sneaked into the backyard of the Prince of Qin's mansion like a thief.

Li Shimin rubbed his hands together and quickly walked up to Li Chen.

On that dignified, square face, a bright smile that was hard to describe and even somewhat lewd was now on his face.

"Father, why are you here so early in the morning instead of reviewing memorials at the Taiji Palace?"

Li Chen put down his teacup and cautiously took two steps back.

He looked Li Shimin up and down, then rolled his eyes dramatically.

"Your smile is so lewd, I know that expression all too well. A weasel offering New Year's greetings to a chicken—it's definitely not a good sign!"

Li Shimin's smile froze abruptly, and he immediately bristled and glared.

"Bullshit! How dare you speak to me like that!"

"I am your dearest father! What father in this world would betray his own son?!"

"hehe."

Li Chen sneered twice and ruthlessly exposed his true colors.

"How many times have you cheated me over this long period of time?"

"You promised to take me to the Dragon Palace Secret Realm to search for treasures, but you took all the good stuff and left me trapped in that formation, ignoring me!"

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin blushed.

But he was a great emperor throughout history, how could he possibly back down in front of his son?

"Nonsense! That's called training! It's my test for you!"

Li Shimin spat in dissatisfaction.

He flicked his wide sleeves and pulled out an ancient bronze mirror that emanated an ancient aura from his storage space.

"Come, come! Since you insist on settling accounts with me today, then let's settle them properly!"

Li Shimin held the ancient mirror in one hand, exuding a fierce aura.

"This is an ancient relic, the Mirror of Reflection, capable of recalling all the true images of the past!"

"Let's go through this step by step today and see who cheated whom the most!"

Looking at that bronze mirror that emitted a faint glow.

Li Chen's heart skipped a beat.

His confident expression froze instantly.

His eyes began to wander uncontrollably.

Settle accounts?

If we really used the Backlight Mirror to go back in time, that would be terrible!

The hundreds of jars of peerless celestial wine in the Taiji Palace Imperial Wine Cellar a while ago were secretly emptied by him while Old Li was in seclusion.

The embarrassing photo of Lao Li a few days ago was also secretly taken by him using a photo crystal and sold at a high price to "Chang'an Gossip Weekly" for the front page headline.

and also……

If all these messy things were exposed by the mirror.

Old Li is determined to draw his sword today and sacrifice his own family for the greater good!

"Ahem... Um, Father."

Li Chen's attitude instantly underwent a complete 180-degree turn.

He quickly stepped forward, grabbed Li Shimin's hand holding the mirror, and plastered a fawning smile on his face.

"What a waste of time dealing with such trivial matters."

"Our father-son bond is deep, blood is thicker than water. Making such clear-cut things would only hurt our relationship!"

Li Chen very sensibly stuffed the mirror back into Li Shimin's sleeve.

"No, no, never mind. You just said there was some really great news, what could it be?"

Seeing his son back down, Li Shimin snorted and proudly raised his chin.

You're smart enough to know your place.

"At least you still have some conscience."

Li Shimin coughed twice, cleared his throat, and put on that mysterious expression again.

"I have recently devoted a great deal of effort to this task, mobilizing the full strength of the Hundred Cavalry Division."

"We've specially gathered a group of top-tier ladies from prominent families to enrich the harem of your Prince Qin's mansion!"

As he spoke, Li Shimin performed a magic trick.

He pulled out a large pile of dazzling photo rolls from his sleeve.

It was tossed onto the white jade tabletop with a "clatter".

"Look at these! These are all handpicked by me, guaranteed to be exceptionally talented!"

Li Shimin patted his chest and solemnly guaranteed.

Li Chen picked up one of the scrolls with some skepticism.

Input a wisp of true essence.

"Buzz—"

A clear holographic projection immediately appeared above the scroll.

In the picture, a woman wearing a pink and green blouse appears.

Judging from her figure, she is quite graceful.

But when the camera zoomed in and the woman's face was clearly visible...

Li Chen's hand trembled, and he almost threw the reel directly into the pond.

The woman had a pair of eyes that one would never forget.

His left eye was fixed on the tip of his nose, while his right eye was strangely looking towards the sky.

These are the ultimate cross-eyed eyes, capable of looking in two completely different directions at the same time!

"What...what the hell is this?!" Li Chen gasped.

"Hey! Don't jump to conclusions, let's look at the next one!"

Li Shimin smiled and opened the second scroll himself.

"boom!"

On the projected screen, a fleshy ball the size of a small mountain is moving with difficulty.

That was a super tank-like chubby girl whose size was comparable to conquering cities and capturing strongholds!

With each step she took, the ground in the scene would tremble violently twice, and her face, covered in fat, squeezed her features into only a slit.

Li Chen's breathing had begun to quicken.

He gritted his teeth, his hands trembling, and clicked on the third reel.

This time, a towering figure, eight feet tall, appeared in the projection.

She was wearing a tight-fitting floral dress.

however.

This woman's arms were even thicker than Fang Yi'ai's, and what was even more outrageous was that she had a thick and wild beard on her chin!

"Muscle Barbie!"

This is a wild, muscular Barbie with a full beard!

"Bang!"

Li Chen completely broke down.

He kicked over the white jade stool in front of him, trembling with rage, and roared wildly at the holographic projection in mid-air.

"Holy crap! Li Shimin!"

Li Chen no longer called his father "Father," but addressed him by his given name directly.

"This is the refined lady you were talking about?!"

"Look at this woman with the long beard! Her sideburns are even thicker than Cheng Yaojin's! You call this a beauty?!"

"Are you choosing a concubine for me, or a Grand Marshal of the Army?"