My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.

The main hall was brightly lit.

All eyes were focused on the exquisitely beautiful little girl sitting on the table.

Sizi took a deep breath and put her chubby little hands firmly on her hips.

She held her head high, her delicate face filled with unprecedented solemnity and seriousness.

"To prevent the cats from being harmed!"

The clear, childlike voices echoed throughout the hall, carrying with them a strange surge of passion.

The Luo family members looked at each other, completely bewildered.

This opening statement sounds like a very profound protective technique.

"To protect the world's cutest cats!"

Sizi continued to loudly proclaim, her little chin held high.

"Evil that embodies love and truth!"

"I am the adorable and charming Queen of the Rhinoceros!"

The Luo family patriarch and elders were completely bewildered by this string of words.

What is love and truth? What is evil?

Is this a righteous sect or a demonic cult?

Just then.

"Meow—!"

It drew out its voice, making a very melodious and powerful call.

Si Zi slapped his little head and suddenly realized.

"Oh, oh! Right! And Fatty Four too!"

The little girl picked up the chubby boy and lifted him high above her head.

"It is the sacred guardian beast of our sect!"

Fatty Four hung in mid-air, proudly sticking out his round belly.

Nodding repeatedly, "meow meow," they indicated that the cult leader was absolutely right.

"We are—"

Si Zi put Fatty Si on his shoulder and struck what he considered to be the most domineering and imposing pose.

"The Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult!"

The declaration is complete.

The little girl maintained her proud pose with her hands on her hips and head tilted back, frozen for a full three seconds.

next second.

She quickly reached out her little hand and grabbed a plump, juicy spirit fruit from the fruit plate in front of her.

"Ooh!" He stuffed it into his mouth.

Then, while chewing the fruit with her cheeks puffed out like a little squirrel, she continued to maintain that proud posture with her head tilted back and hands on her hips.

Fatty Four was trying to create a lively atmosphere.

Two chubby cat paws waved rapidly in mid-air.

Fragrant petals, like flowers scattered by fairies, drifted down one after another.

The romantic special effects are instantly maximized.

But Sizi was not happy about it.

She stomped her feet in frustration as she watched the petals fall onto the roast chicken and crystal pastries.

"Fourth brother! Sprinkle less!"

Sizi protested indistinctly, "The flowers are all in the vegetables! They won't taste good later!"

Fatty Four quickly stopped scratching and meowed twice, looking very aggrieved.

It stretched out its paw and pointed to the petals, indicating that these were rare spiritual flowers formed from pure spiritual energy, and were edible. They were not only beautiful, but also tasted sweet.

Hearing "It tastes sweet"...

The disdain in Sizi's eyes vanished instantly.

"Is it edible?"

The little girl's bright smile returned.

"Then it's nothing! Hehe."

Dead silence.

The entire Luo family hall fell into an eerie silence that lasted for more than a dozen breaths.

All the elders, guards, and even maids of the Luo family.

They all stared dumbfounded at the two lively characters, one big and one small, on the table.

"Wow--!"

A scream broke the silence.

Luo Qingyi was completely captivated.

Her eyes were filled with twinkling stars, and her cheeks were flushed with excitement.

How can there be such a lovely creature in this world!

Without hesitation, she opened her arms and hugged the rhinoceros on the table.

"Little Sizi, you're so cute!"

Luo Qingyi hugged Sizi tightly, rubbing her fair cheeks against Sizi's chubby little face, which was still a little stained with juice.

"Ugh... Big sister... my baby's about to fall off..."

The rhinoceros was rubbed so hard it was wobbling all over.

The little fruit was tightly guarded in its two hands, and it tried to find a place to chew in Luo Qingyi's arms.

Look at this heartwarming yet comical scene.

Li Chen, the Prince of Qin of the Tang Dynasty, sat in the guest seat.

They had completely given up resisting at this point.

He covered his face tightly with one hand, leaning back as if he wanted to hide himself in the shadow of the chair.

"I don't know her."

"I absolutely do not know this sister who is suffering from severe chuunibyou."

Li Chen screamed wildly in his heart, his toes already carving out a Tai Chi palace on the sole of his shoe.

That's so awkward.

It was so awkward it made my scalp tingle.

If I had known this girl had such a good memory, I shouldn't have bothered telling her Team Rocket lines when I was bored in the Qin Prince's mansion back then.

Now look what's happened! This whole mess has become the official propaganda slogan of the First Divine Sect of the Tang Dynasty.

"If Old Deng finds out, she'll have disgraced the Tang Dynasty in another world..."

Li Chen gasped.

He could even picture the terrifying scene of Li Shimin carrying the Emperor's Sword, traversing the endless starry sky to hunt him down.

With his current cultivation level at the mid-stage of the Nascent Soul realm, he might not be able to defeat his father, who was relying on the Tang Dynasty's national fortune to cheat like crazy.

The thought alone sends chills down one's spine.

Just as Li Chen was praying that this farce would end quickly.

The head of the Luo family, sitting in the main seat, stroked his beard.

He spoke with great curiosity and utmost respect.

"My benefactor."

The head of the Luo family looked at Li Chen and cautiously asked for his advice.

"May I ask, from which reclusive sect does this Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult originate?"

"I am ignorant and have never heard of such a unique title in ancient books."

Upon hearing this question...

Li Chen lowered his hands from his face.

He gave the head of the Luo family a desperate look, as if to say, "Why did you ask such a deadly question?"

Sin ah.

If you want to die, don't drag me down with you, okay?

"That's an excellent question!"

Before Li Chen could even come up with an excuse to get away with it...

Si Zi, like a slippery little eel, had broken free from Luo Qingyi's embrace.

The little girl stood back on the table.

She cleared her throat, her expression becoming incredibly solemn, and began to recite aloud in a self-created sacred tone.

"The Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult!"

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred light is dazzling, all my disciples, meow meow meow meow."

"Pity my cat, adrift and helpless; grace is bestowed upon all things, but only for the cat."

"My cat is a loving father, knowing righteousness and compassion, enlightening my mind and awakening my true nature."

"Pity this world, stained by demonic dust; petting a cat relieves my troubles, for only cats can do it."

"What joy is there in life, what sorrow in death? May the sacred flame protect my cat."

"Twelve soft paws, awakening all creatures, purring as a guide, boundless cat paradise!"

He recited the doctrine with intonation and rhythm.

The little girl raised her chin high.

"I, Sizi, am the leader of the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult!"