Shocking! The entire court was drooling with envy because of me.

Wang Wu: "!!!"

"What did you say? Say it again!"

Li Si was taken aback. Was General Wang deaf?

He raised his voice: "Those noodles look delicious!"

Wang Wu glared, his eyes blazing with fury, and gritted his teeth as he spoke, "The previous sentence, I meant the previous sentence!"

"Whether the noodles smell good or not, I don't care at all!!"

last sentence?

Li Si shrank his neck; well, all he could think about was the delicious aroma of noodles.

"Deputy General Zhou went to the enemy camp to eat noodles." He repeated what he had said earlier.

"Zhou Wentong defected to the enemy?"

Wang Wu still couldn't believe his ears.

He had always thought highly of Zhou Wentong, who was well-versed in military strategy and possessed excellent martial arts skills.

More importantly, this person had the world in his heart, hated evil as if it were his enemy, and kept saying that he wanted to overthrow the emperor and bring peace and prosperity to the people.

How could someone like that now side with the emperor?

Wang Wu felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was completely unable to think.

He couldn't figure out where things went wrong.

My already chaotic mind is now even more chaotic.

Seeing Wang Wu remain stunned for a long time, Li Si finally couldn't help but say, "...Deputy General Zhou might not have defected to the enemy. How about I have the brothers shout and ask him if he's coming back?"

Snapped--

Wang Wu slammed his hand heavily on the table.

"We've been eating noodles together, what else could it be but defection? It can't be because we're short of a bowl of noodles, can it?"

"It's not like our Song family army is without noodles!"

"Zhou Wentong is an ungrateful traitor!"

Wang Wu slammed his fist on the table, making a loud thud.

Li Si trembled, fearing he would be dragged down with him.

Sure enough, coming to report is just to be bullied.

Zhang San is shameless! He now seriously suspects that Zhang San was too slow in the rock-paper-scissors game!

"What's your name?" Wang Wu's voice suddenly rang out.

Li Si: "General, my name is Li Si."

Wang Wu: "..."

This name is really hastily written.

"From now on, you will be the deputy general. You will lead your men to keep watch on the city wall and report any unusual activity immediately."

"I must immediately report Zhou Wentong's defection to the enemy to the commander-in-chief!"

Li Si: "???"

Is he going to become Li Si, the lieutenant general?

This is truly a blessing in disguise!

"Did you understand?" Wang Wu asked, barely containing his anger.

This Li Si not only has a messy name, but also seems to be a bit dim-witted.

If he weren't in a hurry to discuss things with the commander-in-chief, and if he didn't need someone to keep an eye on the situation on the city wall, he wouldn't have used Li Si.

Well, at least Li Si knew to report it when he saw something was wrong.

Li Si nodded emphatically: "Don't worry, General Wang, I will definitely do my best!!"

"I've ordered my men to keep a close watch on the enemy, and I'll send someone to report to you immediately if there's even the slightest sign of trouble!"

Once we got to the city wall, he grabbed the binoculars and started watching the enemy eat!

As for the reporting, he specifically assigned Zhang San to do it.

Just thinking about it makes me feel incredibly happy!

Wang Wu sighed, "Alright, go on."

"yes!"

Li Si turned around and ran out in a flash.

Wang Wu also hurriedly went out to the city lord's mansion to report the matter to Song Chengwu.

Inside the city lord's mansion, Song Chengwu was equally perplexed.

He simply couldn't figure out what other tricks the emperor had up his sleeve, nor did he understand why the emperor dared to personally lead the expedition!

"Commander, something terrible has happened!"

"Zhou Wentong has defected to the enemy!!!" Wang Wu rushed over.

Song Chengwu's eyes widened: "Defect to the enemy?"

"Yes, Zhou Wentong has already gone to the enemy camp, Commander, we must make plans as soon as possible!"

"Damn it!" Song Chengwu smashed the teacup in his hand. "A mere deputy general dared to betray me! I'll teach him a lesson he won't forget!!"

"Men, bring Zheng Quan to me! I want to capture Zhou Wentong alive today!"

Betrayal was something he absolutely could not tolerate.

If Zhou Wentong cannot be punished, where will his prestige be?

I fear that one day, all the soldiers will defect to the enemy.

The soldiers around Song Chengwu dashed out in a flash.

Wang Wu didn't even have time to persuade him.

He could only hurriedly say, "Commander, the enemy is definitely using a trap. I've already sent men to monitor the city walls..."

"Report!" a long voice rang out.

Wang Wu's expression hardened, and his brows furrowed.

What's going on now?

"Commander-in-Chief, General Wang, Deputy General Zhou has finished his noodles and licked the bowl clean!"

Wang Wu: "???"

Song Chengwu: "??"

What urgent military situation is this?

Why report Zhou Wentong for licking the bowl clean after eating noodles?

"Who told you to report this kind of thing?" Song Chengwu's face was as black as an iron pot.

Zhang San, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his eyes and tapped the ground, saying very honestly, "Deputy General Li said it was General Wang's order."

That damned Li Si actually became his superior!

This is infuriating! Absolutely infuriating!

Wang Wu's eyes widened: "?"

"When did I say that?"

Zhang San innocently replied, "Don't we have to report every little thing?"

Wang Wu: "..."

"A mere rustling of the wind indicates an enemy situation, not trivial matters like licking the bowl clean while eating noodles!!!"

Wang Wu was completely dumbfounded with anger.

He had a feeling that Li Si was stupid before, but he didn't expect Li Si to be this stupid.

And this Zhang San, he looks like a fool too.

That's so embarrassing, so incredibly embarrassing.

Song Chengwu: "...General Wang should really give his men some proper training."

Wang Wu: "It is my fault, and I am willing to accept the punishment."

Zhang San, kneeling on the ground, asked cautiously, "The so-called enemy situation..."

"The enemy's movements, location, intentions, arrangements, whether there are ambushes, whether there are other forces, whether there is anything unusual..." Wang Wu said coldly.

He really wanted to kick Zhang Sanyi.

They have no tact whatsoever.

"Don't worry, Commander-in-Chief, General, I understand. I'll go and convey their orders right away!"

Zhang San patted his chest and assured himself that he felt he could do it again.

After saying that, he ran out in a flash before Wang Wu and Song Chengwu could react.

Wang Wu: "..."

Did he really understand? Why does he seem a little doubtful?

Song Chengwu stood to the side, pondering for a long time before finally speaking, "Is your subordinate Zhou Wentong always hungry or what? Why is he running across the street licking the bowl?"

Wang Wu was speechless. How did he know?

"It's impossible for them not to have enough to eat. Zhou Wentong is a deputy general, and his food is much better than that of the other soldiers."

"Besides, I've never seen him lick the bowl clean before."

"Oh right, I remember now. Every time I ate with Zhou Wentong, he would always talk about braised pork ribs, saying that braised pork ribs were the most delicious thing in the world."

"Is it possible that he's just too greedy???"