I became incredibly cute after dressing up as an animal!

Chapter 22 Panda Goes Down the Mountain to Report an Incident

The poachers came again, but they're not on the mountain anymore.

With these two pandas in this area, they're definitely scared, but for the money, they won't give up. They'll just keep setting traps on other hilltops!

We must stop them!

Lan Xiaoxiao stomped her feet in frustration and launched into a brainstorming session!

The only solution I could think of was to go down the mountain and call the police!

Since these poachers were able to get here, it means that it shouldn't be too far to leave the protected area from here, and there is a road!

But the bear can't speak human language, so how can I call the police after it comes down the mountain?

Lan Xiaoxiao's small eyes slowly looked towards the hillside, at the animal trap stained with the blood of the musk deer!

"Meow~"

Lan Xiaoxiao gave the order to follow me.

She picked up the blood-stained animal trap and turned to leave.

The first one immediately followed behind. Once again, it didn't know what the little bear was going to do, but it still followed!

Lan Xiaoxiao sniffed around and noticed that the two people there liked to smoke, so there was a smoky smell, which made it easy for her to find her way.

"Hey, does this count as inhaling secondhand smoke?" Lan Xiaoxiao asked Chu Yi.

The first-year student tilted his head, held something in his mouth, and mumbled, "Meow?"

They had already left the territory and were heading down the mountain.

During my first year of junior high, I followed the little bear closely without hesitation, always keeping a close eye on my surroundings and ready to protect it at any time!

He even took the animal trap in his mouth during the first year of junior high school, preventing Lan Xiaoxiao from holding it.

The two bears walked for a whole day, crossing one mountain ridge after another.

When it got dark, they would sleep under the roots of trees and continue walking when it got light.

The next day at noon, Lan Xiaoxiao smelled a different scent!

Chicken manure, septic tanks, chimneys, the smell of cooking!

"Waaaaah!"

"We've arrived at the first day of the lunar month!"

Chu Yi also smelled these complex scents, many of them human. It became wary and immediately blocked Lan Xiaoxiao's path, preventing her from moving any further.

"Waaaaah, waaaaah."

"It's okay, don't be afraid, we are pandas! We are national treasures."

Poachers now dare not kill pandas, but they will kill other small animals.

We must call the police!

She followed the scent downhill, and the mountain path beneath her feet became increasingly clear, eventually leading directly to the ridges of the fields! After crossing the ridges, she could see several houses scattered on the hillside in the distance, with white walls, gray tiles, and smoke billowing from their chimneys.

It is a small mountain village.

Lan Xiaoxiao was still a little nervous. She stood on the hillside for a while, then took Chu Yi and headed straight into the village.

At this time of day, there's no one on the field ridges; everyone's at home cooking.

The whole village smelled of food.

Lan Xiaoxiao chose the house with the best smell, and walked in with the gate open!

An old woman was feeding chickens in the yard when she turned around and saw two bears. The feeding bowl crashed to the ground!

"Ouch!! Old man!! Bear!!!"

The old man rushed out of the house, still holding a spatula in his hand. When he saw two black and white dumplings standing in the yard, he froze on the spot.

I saw a ghost in broad daylight!

Lan Xiaoxiao glanced at him and walked straight into the kitchen.

He followed me in with the clip in his mouth.

On the stove were freshly plated stir-fried cured pork, as well as stir-fried potatoes and rice.

It smelled delicious, and Lan Xiaoxiao couldn't resist any longer, so she lowered her head and started eating.

He took two bites, then stuffed a piece of cured meat into Chu Yi's mouth.

"Meow meow meow, waah waah waah."

"Stop holding the clip in your mouth, eat! Eat up, or you'll miss this opportunity!"

Two pandas are enjoying a hearty meal in the kitchen.

It took the elderly couple a while to realize that this wasn't a dream.

The two weren't afraid at all. The old man immediately pulled out his phone and started filming the kitchen, saying, "You...you're national treasures, aren't you? What are you doing in my house?"

The old woman peeked out from behind the old man, looked at him for a few seconds, and suddenly her fear vanished: "He's actually quite cute..."

She also took out her phone and started taking pictures.

Lan Xiaoxiao chewed her rice anxiously, thinking, "Why don't you call the police?! A panda has broken into our house, why aren't you calling the police?!"

The old man also took out his phone to film a TikTok video, saying as he filmed, "Family members, look what's come to my house! Two giant pandas have come to my kitchen for dinner!"

Lan Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and continued eating.

On the first day of the lunar month, it ate with great concentration; it liked potato chips.

Lan Xiaoxiao waited with a sweet smile on her face. Finally, after the old man had filmed more than a dozen videos, he remembered his business. "Hey! The pandas have come down from the mountain. Shouldn't we call the police station?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The old lady then dialed the number. "Police station? Two giant pandas have come to my house! They're eating in my room! Come quick! I'm not kidding, I'm really not kidding."

"..."

Lan Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief; finally, the police were called!

The police arrived quickly, and half an hour later, a commotion arose outside the courtyard.

Several policemen got out of the car. The older policeman in the lead looked serious, with his hands on his waist, and walked into the courtyard.

"Where are the pandas?!"

"At home."

The old man led the police to the kitchen, where they immediately saw two pandas engrossed in eating.

The police officer's eyes widened. It's true!

"You can cross the mountain behind you and you'll find the nature reserve. That makes sense, pandas come here. You can report any damage the pandas cause, and the government will compensate you."

"We didn't damage anything, we just ate some food, and we're offering it to the pandas," the old lady said.

A young policewoman stared at the two pandas for a while, then suddenly exclaimed, "My God!"

The older policeman turned his head: "What are you doing, making such a fuss?"

The policewoman exclaimed excitedly, "This is Lan Xiaohe, and it's Chu Yi!"

The other police officers turned to look at her, and she hurriedly explained.

"It's that one online! The one with the big blue kid! The male mom next door! Haven't you guys seen it?"

The older police officers didn't understand at first, but the younger officers immediately grasped the meaning of these adjectives.

"Really, these are their photos, from two months ago. Look, isn't the head exactly the same?"

"Um... I think all pandas look pretty much the same."

"They're all different! Every panda is different, and it's impossible to explain to people like you who aren't panda fans."

Several police officers checked the information several times to confirm whether it was the internet-famous panda.

Helpless, Lan Xiaoxiao walked up to the old policeman, lowered her head, and spat the animal trap from her mouth at his feet.

"Meow~"

The old policeman looked down at the clip and frowned.

The policewoman crouched down, didn't touch the clamp, and examined it carefully: "There's blood on this, dried blood."

The old woman suddenly said, "They came into the yard carrying this trap; they must have brought it down from the mountain."

The old policeman picked up the trap, turned it over and looked at it for a while, then his face darkened: "Someone has set traps in the protected area."

At this moment, Lan Xiaoxiao let out a loud bleat!

Policewoman: "Lan Xiao, are there poachers on your mountain?"

The old policeman didn't say anything more. He put the clip into the evidence bag, turned to his colleague and said, "Go ask the villagers if they've seen any unfamiliar faces coming into the mountains while they're working in the fields recently."

The policewoman squatted down and, seeing how well-behaved Lan Xiaoxiao was, couldn't help but raise her hand.

Lan Xiaoxiao tilted her head to look at her, and then placed her head directly in the palm of her hand.

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