Hunting 81: Gathering Goods in the Mountains, I Spoil My Ex-Wife to the Extreme

Li Yunshan was a well-known figure in the village.

Idle, idle, hanging out with bad friends... these are all labels attached to him.

Of course, his most famous thing is that he married three beautiful wives and then divorced all three of them.

Back then, Li Yunshan was able to marry three beautiful wives, which made the villagers envious and jealous. But later, Li Yunshan divorced all three of his wives, making him the subject of everyone's gossip and ridicule.

But right now, standing next to Li Yunshan is Lin Xiulan, the last woman he married, which is quite surprising.

Didn't Lin Xiulan divorce Li Yunshan a few days ago?

It was only when they saw the little girl hiding behind Lin Xiulan that everyone suddenly realized that Lin Xiulan and Li Yunshan had divorced but not separated. She had come here as a refugee, and after divorcing Li Yunshan, she had a little girl with her. Where could she go?

Also, where did Li Yunshan get this wild boar from?

"Yunshan, did you hunt this wild boar?"

Uncle Guangjin, with a full head of silver hair, pointed to the two wild boar carcasses placed on the stone table.

"Uncle Guangjin, you have a good eye! I hunted this wild boar in Heixiazi Gully yesterday evening; it weighs almost two hundred jin!"

Li Yunshan responded with a smile.

His shout immediately caused an uproar among the onlookers.

"What? Li Yunshan, you hunted that wild boar? You're kidding me!"

"I don't believe it. Someone as carefree as you could handle such a big wild boar."

"I'd believe you if you said you shot a silly roe deer, but this wild boar... you don't even bother to think before you brag."

"..."

Many people couldn't help but sneer.

We're all from the same village, everyone knows each other. You, Li Yunshan, are just an idle bum, how could you possibly be capable of hunting such a large wild boar?

What a joke.

Li Yunshan wasn't angry, because in everyone's impression, he used to be a good-for-nothing street urchin.

"Uncles, aunties, and grandmas, come and take a look! Fresh wild boar meat, only seven cents a pound!"

Li Yunshan opened his throat and began to shout.

"Seventy cents a pound? That's so expensive?"

"Auntie, this meat isn't expensive anymore. If you go to the supply and marketing cooperative, it will cost ninety cents a pound. And even if you have money, you can't buy it without meat coupons."

Li Yunshan chuckled as he promoted his wild boar meat: "Look at this wild boar meat, so much fat, it can render a lot of lard."

"This is a wild boar, and there's only so much fat on its body. First come, first served! Everyone come and buy!"

Sure enough, as soon as Li Yunshan called out, the impatient people started picking out their meat: "Li Yunshan, cut me two pounds of pork belly, I'll take it home for my grandsons to have a taste of meat."

"Okay!"

Li Yunshan swiftly sliced ​​off a piece of pork belly and hung it on the pole: "Two jin and five qian, let's call it two jin, I'll charge you one yuan and forty cents."

Skewer the pork with straw and hand it to Uncle Guangjin, who is buying the meat: "Uncle, here's your meat."

"Li Yunshan, I...I just want a pound of pork belly, cut it here, yes, cut it here..."

"Yunshan, look, how about I trade this rooster for two pounds of your meat?"

"Yes, of course. Whether it's a rooster, a hen, or even a chick, you can trade them for meat."

Li Yunshan glanced at the rooster, which was quite large, weighing about five pounds, and readily nodded: "This big rooster, I'll cut you three pounds of pork belly, how about that?"

"That would be great."

"Hey, Li Yunshan, what about the pig's hind leg? Has it been sold?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I took one of those two pig hind legs to give to my mother, and I have to keep the other for my own family. I'm really sorry!"

"Then... then give me one of your front legs!"

"Okay..."

"..."

With Li Yunshan's vigorous shouts, the two pieces of wild boar meat on the stone table became less and less, while he received more and more money.

In addition to the money, Li Yunshan also received supplies such as a rooster, eggs, half a bag of potatoes, more than ten kilograms of rice, and dried wild mushrooms.

Lin Xiulan helped out from the side, watching Li Yunshan hawk his meat and greet everyone with a smile, and she felt that everything in front of her was particularly unreal.

With such manners of welcoming and seeing off guests, and such smooth banter with others, is this still the same Li Yunshan I remember who was idle and good-for-nothing all day long?

"Xiulan, what's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

Li Yunshan had just cut half a pound of pork for an elderly woman when he noticed Lin Xiulan staring at him blankly, and couldn't help but feel curious.

"N-nothing!"

Lin Xiulan shook her head, her eyes darting away as she turned her face to the side.

"Gurgle..."

Just then, war drums began to beat inside Li Yunshan's stomach.

Li Yunshan's face immediately changed, and he clutched his stomach, saying, "Ouch, Xiulan, I can't take it anymore, I need to go to the toilet. You watch the pork stall for now, I'll be right there..."

"Give me the money, and I'll keep it for you."

Seeing that Li Yunshan was clutching his stomach and about to slip away, Lin Xiulan remembered that the money from selling wild boar meat was still in his pocket. She was afraid that Li Yunshan would take advantage of the opportunity to go to the toilet and secretly take the money from selling wild boar meat to fool around with his bad friends. So she quickly grabbed Li Yunshan, afraid that he would run away.

"Hey, Xiulan, don't you believe me? I really didn't make up an excuse to go gambling."

A sharp pain shot through his stomach, but Lin Xiulan pulled him back, and Li Yunshan immediately explained with a pained expression.

"I don't care if you really have diarrhea or if you're trying to use this as an excuse to gamble, you have to hand over the money from selling your meat to me." Lin Xiulan frowned, looking stubbornly at Li Yunshan, holding him tightly and refusing to let go.

"Oh, my dear Xiulan, please let go. I'll give you all the money, okay? I really have a stomachache and need to poop. Please let go. I'm a grown man. If I poop in my pants, how can I go out in public?"

Li Yunshan groaned incessantly, turned his pockets inside out, pulled out all the money, stuffed it into Lin Xiulan's hand, then clutched his stomach and ran wildly toward the nearby outhouse with an odd gait.

Looking at the money clutched in her hand, Lin Xiulan felt a little dizzy.

She never expected Li Yunshan to give her all the money, but to her surprise, Li Yunshan turned his pockets inside out and gave her even a single coin.

Did he really keep his word and really stop gambling?

Lin Xiulan couldn't remember how many times Li Yunshan had asked her for money to gamble, and when she refused, he would abuse her.

But now, Li Yunshan has stuffed all the money he earned into her hands.

All of this felt like a dream to her.

Regardless, Lin Xiulan still put the money into her inner pocket first.

Just then, a nonchalant voice drifted over from not far away.

"Hey, isn't this Xiulan? Oh ho, still selling wild boar meat here? Where's Li Yunshan? Where is he?"

Upon hearing that voice, Lin Xiulan's face instantly turned cold.