Where's the cute girl we were promised? She's completely wiped out S-rank dungeons!
Chapter 39 Love Potion: The Virtuous Wife
[Ding~ Welcome player Song Yuan to the dungeon "Love Potion"]
[Note: This is a new ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ level dungeon. We hope you enjoy your game!]
At the same moment, the god-tier item [The Lover's Golden Lock] also activated by default. Fu Zhengyang and the dual-wielding swordsman Xu Jian were also pulled into the instance.
The first thing that pops up is the personal panel:
[Player Name: Song Yuan (ID: Please Maintain Social Distancing)]
[Initial Health: 100]
[Spirit Value: 100]
Luck Value: 0.01
Appearance rating: 79
Attack power: Unknown
Agility: Unknown
[Wisdom: 87]
[Skills: None]
[Weapon: None]
Overall Rating: E
This is a six-player instance. Participating players: Handsome is my sin, Please maintain social distancing, Yanqiu, Invincible Double-Edged Sword, None of them can fight, Can't see me, can't see me.
[Read the dungeon introduction now]
This is an apartment built on the foundation of love, and you are a gentle and virtuous housewife.
You have the most considerate and gentle lover in the world, and also the most reliable and steady husband.
Your job is to prepare delicious and nutritious meals for your husband after a long day, keep every room clean and tidy, and provide him with hot bath water.
[Completion Condition: Concoct a love potion and win your husband's love]
[Hidden Condition: To be explored]
Please remember that you are part of this Love Apartment. Therefore, please be sure to follow these three rules while playing.
【One: Your husband is the person you love most. You must never harm your husband in any way, otherwise the damage will be reflected back to you tenfold.】
[Secondly: My husband gets off work at 6:30 PM every night. Before then, I must prepare a delicious dinner, a bath with water at a comfortable temperature, and a clean and tidy bathroom and bedroom. If I fail to do so in time, I will be responsible for the consequences!]
【Three: During the day, players may not leave the apartment building unless necessary, such as "buying groceries," "buying alcohol," or "running errands at the request of their husbands," etc.】
This was the first time Song Yuan had heard such a long introduction to a dungeon; the two dungeons she had cleared before didn't have so many rules.
Looking around, she was standing in the kitchen. Before entering the dungeon this time, she had specially worn a work vest and trousers for easy movement, paired with black combat boots, and her hair was tied in a low ponytail.
What was incongruous was that she was wearing an old gray apron around her waist, covered with stains of juice, milk, and oil.
The kitchen utensils in front of me looked very worn out. A pot with holes, a bent and deformed spatula, a scrubbing brush with not a single bristle left, a steel wool emitting a musty smell...
Song Yuan glanced at the clock on the wall; the hands pointed exactly to five o'clock. There was still an hour and a half before her "husband" would come home, so she could start preparing dinner.
But do we really have to use these broken kitchen utensils to cook?
Song Yuan picked up the iron pot, and the hole in the bottom of the pot was almost as big as her eyes—this kind of pot was definitely not suitable for stir-frying or making soup.
She opened the refrigerator again, and inside were a few not-so-fresh tomatoes, a piece of spoiled pork, some millet, a few pieces of dried ginger, and the rest of the space was filled with canned beer, making the food seem extremely scarce.
Song Yuan: "..."
Which poor man did she marry?! What a miserable life she's living!
Some viewers in the live stream couldn't help but chuckle. The scene was hilarious, and fans were spamming the chat with comments like crazy.
[Ding~ Over 10 viewers are watching your live stream!]
[I can't take it anymore, I really can't! Is this really Yuan Shen's livestream? Did I wander into the wrong show?! The speechless expression on her face after opening the refrigerator is hilarious! Hahahaha!]
【I can't believe it, what kind of outfit is this, hahaha... I don't care what she's dressed for anymore, I just think she's so cute~】
Yes, yes, our sister has always been cute with a cool expression, please support our goddess Iris!
[Hmm... Five-star difficulty, I have a feeling this dungeon isn't going to be easy. There are too many dungeons that look sweet on the outside but are terrifying and desperate at the core; it's not surprising anymore.]
[The main reason is that Sister Yuan's luck stat is just too authoritative. If she can pick a good dungeon, I'll eat three pounds of shit right now!]
[Stop laughing! Stop laughing! Have you forgotten that Midnight Ghosts are here too? This time it's Fu Zhengyang, the vice president himself, entering the instance to slaughter Song Yuan and Qiao Ran to avenge He Xiao!]
[Holy crap, I'd completely forgotten! This time, Vice President Fu not only personally participated, but he also brought along a star player, Xu Jian, did you guys know?]
I know, I know!
In recent years, Midnight Ghosts has hidden away its strongest players in order to compete for first place.
Aside from PvP matches, Xu Jian almost never goes into dungeons! He just stays focused on training within the guild. Song Yuan and Qiao Ran, the two newbies... well, they don't seem like they can possibly beat those two!
【Ahhh, no! I only have one Iris Goddess, what will I watch if she's gone?!】
[Whoever destroys my kite god's wings, I'll slaughter their entire heaven, okay?!]
First of all, I am not a fan of Song Yuan or Qiao Ran.
It's fine to talk about it online, but in real life, who wouldn't want to take a gamble and risk everything? I bet those two are definitely doomed.
[Me too! Me too! Let's get 1000 points first! How can two newbies possibly beat the vice presidents and star players of the three major guilds!]
Overall, most players don't have much confidence in Song Yuan.
Looking at the pile of rotten meat and vegetables, Song Yuan didn't know where to start, so she simply closed the refrigerator and began to inspect the entire "home":
There's nothing particularly special about this house. The only two things worth noting are an old-fashioned landline telephone and a small tin can in the corner of the kitchen.
A note was stuck to the landline phone. It only contained a phone number, and next to the number was written "Husband" in Song Yuan's own handwriting.
This is disgusting! Can this damn system please stop mimicking her handwriting?!
That small tin can was the container for making the "love potion." The magical recipe for "making the potion" was also engraved on the wall:
[Love potion, the most wonderful potion in legend; just one sip and the other person will fall head over heels in love with you!]
[Potion Recipe: 1000 eggs from a supermarket clearance sale at 5 AM, 100 pounds of dust collected after cleaning the house, over 5 tons of dishwater and pot-washing water, and a little bit of cooking fumes]
Finally, add a strand of your lover's hair, and the love potion is complete!
......
What kind of crazy formula is this?! This tiny jar is supposed to hold a thousand eggs, five tons of water, and 100 kilograms of dust?!
"Never mind... I'll go out and take a look."
The stuff in the fridge is useless now, so she needs to go to the market to buy some groceries. Qiao Ran's situation is probably similar, so they can meet up there.
The pink, stained apron was a fixed outfit in this instance, and Song Yuan couldn't take it off, so she had no choice but to leave the house wearing this strange attire.
"Ah—! No, no, don't do this! I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!"
As soon as I opened the door, I saw a man and a woman. The man was livid with rage, grabbing the woman's long hair and slamming her head against the door repeatedly. The woman's head was covered in blood, and she pitifully begged for mercy. But her pleas elicited no pity whatsoever.
"You know you were wrong? Huh?! You know you were wrong?!"
As the man spoke, seemingly still not satisfied, he grabbed her again and slapped her several times across the face:
"I'm asking you the hell, where's the money! Where's the money! Where did you hide it? Where did you hide it?!"
The woman coughed up a mouthful of blood mixed with teeth, collapsed to the ground, and wept bitterly.
"That's it... I really didn't lie to you, we really have no money left... If this continues, we won't even be able to pay for the kids' school fees..."
"You still won't tell, huh? Fine! Then you can sleep in the hallway tonight, and come back whenever you remember where you put the money!"
"Ah—! Please don't do this to me! Please!"
As the man grabbed the woman by the hair again, preparing to throw her out of the house, a sharp, piercing pain suddenly shot through his wrist. He cried out in pain and looked down.
"What are you doing?"
Song Yuan, expressionless, grabbed his hand and gently twisted it in the opposite direction, making a "click" sound.
"Aaaaaaaahh ...
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