A life of success begins with being a landlord.

Sister Li frowned: "What method? Take a knife and attack them to drive them away?"

"No, no, no, it's illegal to attack people with weapons, and driving them away won't be easy either."

I gave a sinister smile: "They make us uncomfortable, and I'll make them uncomfortable too. Let's go up there now, attend their meeting, and see how they try to fool us."

Sister Li was stunned: "We're going to a meeting too?"

"Yes, if you can't beat them, join them. We go inside and sit down, and naturally, we don't find it noisy anymore."

"Haha, that makes sense," Sister Li laughed. "It's like a nightclub; people outside find it noisy, but people inside are having a blast, it's so exciting!"

Li Jie and I hit it off immediately and got right to it.

In order to successfully infiltrate the pyramid scheme, Sister Li and I changed our clothes and dressed very formally.

When I arrived at room 402, I raised my hand and knocked.

Gao Jianfeng opened the door, saw me, and immediately gave a wry smile, beginning to explain, "Fellow villager, we..."

"Oh, no need to explain!"

I waved my hand and said, "Sister Li and I are very interested in your great cause. So, despite our busy schedules, we took time out to attend your sharing session tonight. I think you won't refuse, will you?"

Sister Li, being quite the actress, chuckled and said, "Yes, yes, such a promising career! You guys should mentor me! I've wanted to join for ages, but I just haven't found anyone to introduce me!"

"This..." Gao Jianfeng didn't dare to make a decision and looked back at Huang Aijun.

Huang Aijun was indeed a master; he walked over with a broad smile, shook my hand, and said, "Boss Wang, Sister Li, welcome! Please come in!"

Then, Huang Aijun tried to shake hands with Sister Li, but I stopped him.

You think you can touch Sister Li's hands?

"Then we won't stand on ceremony." Sister Li smiled and went into the house with me.

Huang Aijun arranged seats for us in the middle of the front row.

Li Jie and I sat up straight to enjoy the collective performance of this group of swindlers and their victims.

Huang Aijun stood before the crowd, smiling, and said, "Our landlady and her brother, Boss Wang, are very interested in our business and have come to give us their feedback. This beautiful lady is our landlady; please welcome her!"

"Landlady, you're the best!"

The entire audience of thirty or forty people shouted and clapped in unison, and when they shouted the last word, they all gave a thumbs up.

Li Jie and I were caught off guard and were startled by the tsunami-like cheers.

"Hehe, thank you everyone, thank you everyone..." Sister Li grinned, looking like an idiot.

Gao Jianfeng then introduced me to everyone: "This is my fellow villager, I call him Brother Zu!"

"Brother Zu, Brother Zu—you're the best!"

The entire room of pyramid scheme members shouted in unison in a rhythmic manner and gave me a thumbs up.

I blushed too, and like Sister Li, I laughed like an idiot.

I've never been praised like this before—dozens of people praising you in unison, their faces beaming, giving you a thumbs up.

This feeling alone is worth 3,900!

After the welcoming ceremony concluded, Huang Aijun continued to host the sharing session.

A beautiful and stylish woman stepped forward and bowed slightly to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am from southern Hunan, and my name is Tang Aizhi."

"Tang Aizhi, I love you!" all the scammers shouted in unison again.

"Like a mouse loves rice. I'll write your name on my pillow so I can sleep with you every night; I'll write your name in the toilet so I can pee on you every day—!"

Holy crap, this is insane?

Li Jie and I exchanged a glance, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Thank goodness, they didn't say they'd pee on us!

Tang Aizhi, who came on stage, didn't mind at all; in fact, she was very happy, her face beaming with joy.

"Thank you all for loving me so much, and I love you all just as much. Now, I'd like to share my journey of joining the 'Shuang Er Kang' business."

At this moment, the entire venue was silent.

It's clear that even pyramid scheme operators have their discipline.

Tang Aizhi spoke eloquently, saying that she used to be a senior executive at a company with a monthly salary of 8,000 yuan, but she couldn't find meaning in life or value in her existence.

After being "invited" by a friend to come and investigate the "Shuang Er Kang" business, she suddenly felt that her life had hope and light.

Because this is a health-related business, it can not only make a lot of money, but also ensure your own good health, and it can also shorten your life and multiply your wealth...

Finally, she expressed her determination to carry on the Shuangerkang business to the end and create a better future together with everyone!

After the speech, the entire audience applauded enthusiastically for at least one minute!

Li Jie and I clapped too, clap clap clap, clap clap clap...

Next, another man in a suit and tie came on stage and introduced himself.

The man is said to be a university professor and a top lecturer at Shuangerkang.

He appears refined and gentle, but when he gives a speech, he is full of passion!

The lecturer said, "We are all eagles, belonging to the blue sky and the vast expanse of clouds. We should spread our wings and fly, not stay with the old hen, pecking at a few grains of rice every day!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but interject, "Teacher, if we're the eagles, who's the mother hen?"

Surprisingly, no one in the entire audience laughed!

The lecturer looked at me earnestly: "The mediocre people in this world are like old hens. They're busy all day long, just for a few grains of rice, a bite to eat, living in a daze. A wonderful life shouldn't be spent like that!"

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

Another round of enthusiastic applause followed.

I rubbed my nose and shut up.

This is the domain of pyramid scheme operators. No matter how eloquent I am, or even if I were as charming as a chrysanthemum, I still couldn't out-argue them!

When other lecturers fart, the audience applauds and cheers, which overwhelms me with its sheer presence.

Ten minutes later, Huang Aijun took the stage to give a presentation and shared several case studies with us.

He said that someone in a certain place quit his job as county magistrate to join the Shuang Er Kang business.

He added that he once went to the toilet at the train station, and the owner of the stall next to him didn't have any toilet paper and asked to borrow some. So he handed him his payslip.

When the boss next door saw the payslip, which showed 170,000 a month, he immediately said he wanted to join Shuang Er Kang's business. Now he's a general manager, and his monthly income is even higher than Huang Aijun's!

The audience erupted in enthusiastic applause, everyone was deeply moved.

I watched coldly, and everyone's excitement wasn't faked; it was genuine!

They were excited, their eyes were shining, and they had a determination to overcome all difficulties and succeed!

This scene shocked me—the brainwashing in pyramid schemes is extraordinary.

After Huang Aijun finished sharing, the fun part began, and everyone started showcasing their talents.

A young girl introduced herself as a college student who had just graduated, and sang us a song called "Don't Pick the Wildflowers by the Roadside".

The singing wasn't great, but the atmosphere was lively, and everyone was clapping and tapping their feet.

The little girl sang: "Although all the flowers are in bloom, please don't pick the wildflowers by the roadside."

"Why not pick them if we're going to waste them!" I chimed in, seizing the opportunity.

"You've picked them for nothing!" The little girl reacted quickly, laughing and rolling her eyes at me.

That little expression was absolutely adorable.

Sister Li immediately became jealous, and with a twist of her elbow, she hit me in the ribs.