Crossover Anime: The King of Time? Actually, He's a Slacker!

"Dear teachers, students, and guests, the beauty pageant has now come to an end. You can now vote for your favorite contestant!"

On stage, Chika Fujiwara held a microphone, her voice sweet, while projecting the screen of her tablet onto the giant screen behind her.

"Log in to the official website of the Immortal University, click on the homepage activities, find the beauty pageant channel to participate." As she spoke, she held up three fingers.

"With a three-minute time limit, who is everyone's No. 1?"

The audience members pulled out their phones to vote, and the voting chart on the big screen climbed steadily in real time. Soon, the voting period ended, and Fujiwara Chika immediately swarmed to the tablet, making an exaggerated expression.

"First, let's reveal the men's group: the contestant with the most votes is—"

Everyone held their breath.

"Huh? It's Lin Shiye, who didn't even participate in the competition?!"

Unexpected, yet somehow perfectly logical. The next second, everyone cheered in unison once again:

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"Lin Shiye! My idol!"

"..."

Backstage, Shirogane Miyuki raised his hand and slapped his forehead, letting out a deep sigh. He had already suspended the person in advance, so how could such a big commotion still occur?

Outside the venue, the people still hanging in mid-air heard the deafening shouts from inside and their hearts tightened.

As expected, Lin Shiye's face darkened instantly.

"Principal, look at this group of people! They're making a ruckus without end, is this any way to behave!" Kitahara Iori immediately turned to look at the "divine principal," her face full of heartache.

"I can't stand this kind of covert bullying!"

"Iori-kun is absolutely right!" The principal immediately understood and chimed in.

"Shi Ye, please put me down! This principal will definitely seek justice for you!"

Huiyao: "Take this seriously!"

Lin Shiye: "..."

Let's return our perspective to the stage.

"Hmm... since Lin Shiye hasn't come up to accept the award, let's announce the women's champion first." Fujiwara Chika waited for a long time without seeing anyone, so she simply moved on with the process.

The winner of this year's beauty pageant's women's category is—

"It should be Chisa, right?" Shinji Tokita's eyes widened in nervousness.

"Chisa is so cute, victory is inevitable!" Kotegawa Nanaka was quite confident in her younger sister.

Belief needs no reason.

Hamaoka Azusa yawned. She also felt there was no suspense, since those beautiful supermodel girls didn't participate.

Although Chisa said she didn't care, she couldn't help but feel nervous inside.

"Congratulations... Shirou Emiya has won the title of the most beautiful girl at Shinsen University!" Chika Fujiwara shouted, raising her arms.

"OHH...Eh?" The members of the diving club were about to get up to celebrate when they suddenly realized what was happening.

No, who?

"Please welcome Shirou Emiya to the stage to receive his award!"

The audience below the stage was ecstatic. This goddess has two expert players!

A pro! A pro!

"What a joke!" Nanaka collapsed to her knees, pounding the floor in frustration.

Hamaoka Azusa burst into laughter.

Chisa leaned back in her chair and inexplicably breathed a sigh of relief. She felt that her loss was not unjust.

"I see." Tokita Shinji and Jujiro fell into thought.

"Did they lose because of their curiosity...?"

Meanwhile, Shirou Emiya was running at full speed, looking at the lights at the stadium gates and reaching out his hand with hope.

That place, just get to that place!

Just when he was about to escape, a figure suddenly appeared and blocked his way.

"Oh, isn't this the number one beautiful girl?" Lin Shiye said with a crooked smile.

"Where are we going?"

"You bastard!" Emiya Shirou didn't slow down and delivered a flying kick.

boom!

Lin Shiye caught the kick with both hands, his body remaining perfectly still. Then, their expressions changed abruptly; their muscles bulged, and their facial features became sharply defined.

It's the Fist of the North Star!

"What a fierce kick, Shirou. What was it for?" Lin Shiye asked in a deep voice.

"Shiya, you're in my way right now, get out of my way!" Emiya's voice had become much rougher.

Just as the two were about to engage in a heated battle, a hand suddenly and silently landed on Shirou Emiya's shoulder.

"Where are you going, senpai?" Matou Sakura stood behind him, a kind smile on her face.

Emiya Shirou's pupils contracted, and his tough-guy demeanor instantly transformed into that of a naive and foolish college student.

"Haha... I suddenly feel the urge to pee," he explained, sweating profusely.

"Sakura, look..."

"Then hold it in for now." Without another word, the girl grabbed him by the back of his collar and started walking back.

"You should hurry up and claim your prize, so as not to cause trouble for others."

"Yay!"

The people hanging at the door witnessed the whole thing, and when they looked at Lin Shiye, who still maintained his muscular and domineering demeanor, they all fell silent.

This guy is truly a complete scumbag.

Only Huiyao and Wutiao Wu seemed to have acquired the new skill, and they quickly followed suit.

The next second, their styles changed from cute little girl and handsome young man to muscular hunks.

Sri Lanka is number one!

.........

As the sun gradually set, the various activities of the Spring Festival proceeded smoothly and soon came to an end. The executive committee chairman, Minami Sagami, took the stage to give a speech, marking the official conclusion of this pleasant day.

Without the farcical situations depicted in the original work, even someone like Sagami Minami was able to complete her work smoothly, which pleased Hayashi Shiya.

This means that everyone's efforts behind the scenes have not been in vain. Although he himself doesn't really feel it, Shirogane Miyuki and the three from the Service Club have indeed put in a lot of effort.

This was naturally a good thing for them. Lin Shiye didn't care what Sagami Minami was really like; she was just a tool.

He only cares whether his friends can find their own happiness in this topic called "growth".

Lin Shiye then realized why a guy like Hachiman Hikigaya would follow Iori and Kohei in their nonsense.

He wanted to use this self-destructive tactic to draw everyone's attention and discussion to them. That way, even if Sagami Minami performed poorly, few people would care; it was a form of self-destruction, used to fulfill their service club's request.

Of course, it's also more likely that it's simply to disgust him.

Lin Shiye sighed softly. Without even thinking, it was clear that this stupid idea must have been first proposed by that bastard Kitahara Iori.

"Tokiya-kun~"

A high-pitched voice came from behind, and you knew without even thinking who it was.

"Ms. Yukinoshita," Hayashi Shiya replied, turning his head.

"Eh~ You're too clumsy." Yukinoshita Haruno smiled and moved closer, naturally putting her hand on his shoulder.

"Just call her Haruno!"

"This is our third meeting." Lin Shiye rolled his eyes.

One car accident, one committee meeting, and now another.

In terms of being outgoing and friendly, this woman was just as good as him, but as the saying goes, "two kings don't meet."

"Is there something you need?"

"Can't I just chat with you if there's nothing wrong?" Yang Nai pretended to be heartbroken.

"So, my crush really doesn't fancy an ordinary girl like me? Waaaaah..."

"If you were twelve years old, I would definitely cherish you." With Lin Shiye's thick skin, he didn't care about the other party's teasing at all, and just shook his head regretfully.

"But you're almost thirty, you're a middle-aged woman."

Yang Nai: "..."