Villain: He humiliated the protagonist's sister, but she fell in love with him.
Chapter 41 Ye Bufan's Unlucky Days
inside the room.
Tang Rui looked at Lin Ba's Supreme Bone with some shyness.
"Sister Rui Rui, what are you looking at?"
Noticing Tang Rui's somewhat mischievous gaze, Lin Ba couldn't help but tease her.
I never expected that my usually gentle older sister would show such a look in her eyes.
"No, it's nothing."
Tang Rui hastily looked away, her nose slightly burning.
How could I look at my younger brother like that!
But after so long, little brother Lin Ba has really grown up!
Seeing Tang Rui's childlike appearance, Lin Ba was instantly filled with a playful mood.
"Sister Rui Rui, I remember you weren't like this when you were little!"
"I remember when we were little, we played house. Once, I was the child and you were the mother. You said that children need to drink more milk and that you had to feed me, so you came over..."
Tang Rui's face turned bright red, even her ears and neck turned crimson.
She pounced on him and covered Lin Ba's unrestrained mouth.
"You damn little brother, you're going to die! Stop talking!!!"
[Ding! Host has humiliated Tang Rui. Congratulations on acquiring the skill "Insightful Tongue"!]
This skill enhances the host's tongue dexterity, enabling them to distinguish the raw materials, ingredients, and medicinal properties of all ingested substances.
Lin Ba subconsciously rolled his tongue around, and it actually became much more flexible!
......
On the other side, in some secluded corner.
Ye Bufan clutched the gunshot wound on his shoulder, which was still bleeding, and grimaced as he took off his clothes to tighten the wound.
During this process, Ye Bufan also noticed that several black things had stuck to his body.
The clever boy immediately realized it was a locator.
"You idiot Lin Ba, you stupid rich kid who thinks you can follow me? You're dreaming! Hahaha!"
Ye Bufan smiled.
He counted the locators he found; there were five in total.
"Tsk tsk tsk, they actually put five there, but luckily I was careful and found them all!"
After casually tossing the locator into the trash heap, Ye Bufan then pulled out a wad of old clothes that someone had thrown away and quickly put them on to cover the bloodstains.
After all that, he was in so much pain that he was sweating profusely.
"Damn it! I, the chosen one of destiny, have been reduced to rummaging through garbage dumps!"
"Fate is so unfair!"
"Damn you, God!"
After Ye Bufan cursed at the air, he suddenly felt an urgent, almost unbearable pressure in his bladder.
Oh no, I need to go to the bathroom!
He scrambled to a public toilet on the street, pushed open the door, and found it empty, filled with the smell of disinfectant and urine.
But Ye Bufan actually breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that no one's around! It would be awkward if someone were there!
He walked quickly to the urinal.
Three white ceramic urinals are lined up side by side against the wall, arranged in a row from left to right.
Ye Bufan glanced around, and without any hesitation, walked proudly toward the one in the middle.
Are you kidding me? Who is Ye Bufan?
As a chosen one of destiny, blessed by heaven, even if he is now fallen from grace, he still deserves to stand in the center!
The middle position is the most prestigious; only the leader is entitled to stand in the middle. The two sides are reserved for the underlings.
He stopped, reached out to unbuckle his belt, pulled his pants down, and began comfortably.
Just then, the sound of two young men chatting and laughing came from the doorway.
"Let me tell you, that new English teacher is amazing, her legs are so long!"
A boy wearing glasses gestured to the waist and walked in with a wink.
Another boy with dyed blond hair followed behind him, a lollipop dangling from his mouth, and mumbled his reply:
"Come on, you said the girl next door was amazing last time, and the time before that you said the bubble tea shop girl was amazing. You never seem to find anything amazing in your mouth."
"Tsk, what do you know? This is called having an eye for beauty!"
The two walked in talking and naturally stood in front of the urinals.
Seeing that someone was standing in the middle, they didn't think much of it and stood on either side of Ye Bufan, unzipped their pants, and relieved themselves.
Ye Bufan froze.
Damn it! Why did someone have to come at this hour?!
His urge to urinate was instantly averted by fear, and cold sweat poured down his back.
I was in such a rush, why didn't I think of that? I should have gone to the cubicle!
What was wrong with him that made him insist on standing in the middle?
Ye Bufan stiffened his neck and could only move forward as much as possible, trying to use the partition to block his view, staring straight ahead at the slogan on the wall that read "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization".
"You can't see me, you can't see me..."
The man with glasses on the left is still talking:
"Hey, wanna play some mahjong tonight? I invited a girl to join."
The blond guy on the right, with a lollipop in his mouth, mumbled his reply:
"Sure, can you call me 'Mom'? But my keyboard is broken, do you have any extras I can borrow...?"
As he spoke, he naturally turned his head and glanced to the left.
I only intended to make eye contact and talk to the man with glasses, but my peripheral vision inevitably swept over the man standing motionless in the middle.
The blond-haired man's eyes slid down unconsciously.
Then his mouth opened, and the lollipop fell out of his mouth, landing with a thud in the urinal.
"Holy crap, bro, you..."
The blond-haired man stared at Ye Bufan with a look of shock, as if he had discovered something incredible.
The bespectacled man on the other side frowned when he heard his brother making such a fuss, and turned to look as well.
"What are you making such a fuss about... Holy crap!!!"
"Where's your stuff, brother?"
Are you male or female?
Ye Bufan's face darkened instantly as he listened to the two people beside him chattering away.
"Say it again, and I'll kill you all!"
Suddenly, his body erupted with a powerful aura.
The two boys next to him were just ordinary people who couldn't even kill a chicken, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to say a word.
There was a long silence.
"Pfft!" X2
Ye Bufan turned his head sharply, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.
What are you laughing at?
The bespectacled man quickly straightened up, trying hard to suppress his laughter, but the corners of his mouth couldn't be prevented from turning upwards. He coughed twice before managing to squeeze out a sentence:
"No, no, I was just thinking about something happy. My mom is getting married, and I'm so happy for her that I couldn't control my emotions."
The blond-haired man immediately followed, nodding vigorously.
"Yes, yes, yes! My mom got married too! I'm so happy!"
Ye Bufan stared back and forth between the two of them, his mind racing, and suddenly he caught a flaw in their deception:
"Wait a minute? You two have the same mother?"
The two boys exchanged a glance, their smiles completely bursting out. Neither of them answered, and they pulled up their pants and rushed out.
The next second, the two boys burst into unrestrained laughter outside the toilet door.
"Hahaha!"
Ye Bufan's ears were filled with the sounds of the two running and laughing, gradually fading into the distance.
He realized he had been tricked by the two of them; they had clearly been mocking him!
"Holy crap!!!"
He slammed his fist into the wall next to him.
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