The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 151: Terrifying Skills
Chi Miao's well-intentioned reminder came too late.
Rong Xuanji, who opened the door, was somewhat at a loss. Her beautiful face showed confusion, and her captivating eyes were startled by Chi Miao's voice. She looked pitiful and aggrieved, like a frightened fox, and leaned back.
A gentle breeze seemed to sweep over them all.
"W-what's wrong? Is it too late for me to turn it off now?" Rong Xuanji asked weakly.
Chi Miao looked unwell, but still managed a forced smile. "It's...it's probably too late."
"If you want to avoid looking so bad later, I suggest you all go home now and find your own toilets."
Her eyes were filled with apology and pity as she looked at everyone.
Everyone is puzzled.
Jin Shengfei: "Jinfo Temple does have toilets, but what does it have to do with toilets?"
Yu Wuxin: "Why would we need a toilet? We cultivators don't need one."
Those who cultivate immortality basically stop eating grains after reaching the Foundation Establishment stage. The toilets are built for new disciples and some mortals who come to visit, and the quantity provided is not large.
Chi Miao scratched his face sheepishly and chuckled awkwardly, "Don't worry about it, just listen to me, really, believe in Chi Miao and you'll live forever, okay?"
Look at her expression.
They practically had "I'm sorry" plastered on their faces.
"Something's not right." A strong, ominous premonition suddenly rose in Jingming's mind.
This expression would be normal and fine on anyone's face, but it just happened to appear on Chi Miao's face!
Is Chi Miao such a person with such high moral character that she would ever feel sorry for others?!
Ying Wuhuo frowned: "What's wrong?"
"Forget it, it'll probably be too late if you don't go now." Chi Miao took a deep breath, not giving a direct answer, and then muttered to herself, "Three, two, one..."
After she finished speaking, she formally bowed to everyone in front of her:
"I'm sorry, my dear brothers and sisters."
Everyone: "???"
The sun is rising in the west? That's so rare!
"You... what did you do? Apologize now, quickly! We can't accept your bow. What happened? Tell us quickly, we definitely won't blame you."
The moment the words left his mouth, everyone's expression changed drastically.
Gollum-
Almost simultaneously, the members of the talent wholesale department all started to rumble with hunger.
They stared at Chi Miao in horror, asking, "What is this?"
Chi Miao: "Haha, well... just now I fused some pill patterns and gained a new skill, so I was thinking of giving it a try."
"Although the skill is of little use to me, I still learned the function of this Dan rune."
"I was planning to cleanse the spiritual energy first, but... I was just a little bit short when you opened the door, and the spiritual energy with the skill escaped."
Everyone's face turned ashen, their expressions grew increasingly terrified, and cold sweat began to pour uncontrollably from their backs.
They quickly needed to find a solution, using elixirs and purification skills; Jingming even used his newly acquired ability.
But it was completely useless; my stomach just growled even louder.
That's impossible! They shouldn't be unable to solve ordinary skills!
Suddenly they remembered what Chi Miao had just said.
"Skills granted by Danwen? Golden Core Techniques?!"
Chi Miao: "I guess... I guess so."
The anxiety that had been building among them completely died.
"Hold!"
You perverted bastard, Chi Miao!
Ren Jingming is already a Golden Core cultivator, so it's one thing to be able to use Golden Core techniques, but you're only a half-step Golden Core cultivator and you've already managed to use Golden Core techniques!
The key question is, what exactly is this skill all about?
What's wrong with them having stomach aches?!
Just then...
"puff--"
The sound of gas being forcibly broken out of the body came from inside.
A foul odor began to spread uncontrollably throughout the room.
Everyone's faces showed shock.
Chi Miao quickly pinched her nose and said, "You guys should go to the toilet. If you keep chatting with me here, what comes out later won't just be farts."
Everyone fell silent for a moment, almost simultaneously.
"Fuck your grandpa Chi Miao!!!!"
Without saying a word, everyone quickly went home and found their own toilet.
That speed! It was faster than running for your life!
If you die, you die; but if you die gracefully, you'll leave behind a good reputation.
If I lose my face but still live... then let's just start over.
These top talents practically broke through the house, leaving several large holes for Chi Miao.
Rong Xuanji was the first to find the outhouse in Jingxin Hall, while the others looked at the closed door in despair, their faces turning even more ashen.
They glanced at Chi Miao: "You—"
Chi Miao said innocently, "I already warned you."
But she still bent down and picked up the Buddhist beads that Jingming had left on the table, and twirled them in her hands.
While playing, he kept chanting, "Amitabha."
When in doubt, pray to Amitabha Buddha.
I cried out to Amitabha Buddha, asking for his forgiveness.
Soon, the top talents quickly found their respective toilets.
They hadn't experienced the feeling of going to the toilet since they started practicing, so today was like bringing back their childhood.
But this childhood...
It stinks!
Chi Miao pinched her nose; she didn't know who had farted, but the stench just wouldn't go away.
"Tsk... This skill is more powerful than I imagined."
Gou Shi System: "...Of course, anything produced by Gou Shi is guaranteed to be top-notch!"
This is an additional Golden Core technique! Your good days are yet to come!
Chi Miao pinched her nose, unable to bear it any longer: "I think I need to get myself a set of protective equipment, otherwise I really don't know who this skill is torturing."
The prodigies swore an oath.
This was absolutely the most humiliating and death-seeking moment of their lives!
In comparison, what kind of meritorious golden light kneeling technique is this? Men, cry, it's not a sin. I've watched your skyscrapers rise and fall, it's utterly pathetic!
This is an immense torment that originates in the mind and soul and extends to the body!
They dared not imagine how terrifying the scene would be if Chi Miao unleashed this skill while being besieged.
However, neither they nor Chi Miao themselves expected this.
The terrifying aspect of this skill is far greater than they imagined.
The released spiritual energy was like a gust of wind, blowing in all directions and throughout the entire Golden Buddha Temple.
Some people are already about to fall asleep.
However, it was just this one gust of wind...
They got up.
Jinfo Temple, which didn't have many toilets to begin with, saw long queues outside its toilets that night.
It also has eerie accompaniment and a strange smell.
Even some elders with high cultivation levels are not exempt.
They also realized that something was wrong.
But they couldn't figure out what was going on!
"Who the hell did this?!"
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff—!"
Chi Miao sat quietly in her room.
Her messages were overflowing in the Hub of Everything.
In the group chat, those who knew the truth had taken turns cursing her, to the point that she dared not click on the chat.
This is the first time Chi Miao has ever been so sensitive!
Looking down, she saw that Master Puning had also sent her a message. What happened?
She cautiously clicked on the message about Master "Puning"...
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