The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 415: Subtle Pretense
Chi Miao also thought the idea was good, but the thrill of openly showing off was too direct and no longer stirred any emotion within her.
The highest level of showing off is to show off invisibly. You are clearly showing off, but others don't take it seriously and don't even realize that you are showing off.
Subtle displays of coolness are often more satisfying.
Thinking about it, Chi Miao took a deep breath and looked down to begin thinking.
How can we get them to notice the commotion down below?
Ok……
Excellent! It's time to put you to use, Kim Sung-fei!!!
Sensing Chi Miao's gaze, Jin Shengfei quickly straightened his back and patted his chest.
"Don't worry, my dear sister! I'll take care of anything that happens to you!"
The others looked bewildered: "What's wrong?"
Jin Shengfei: "I'm going to help Chi Miao put on a big show."
Ying Wuhuo frowned: "What you're doing is tantamount to aiding and abetting evil."
Jin Shengfei: "So what?"
Ying Wuhuo: "?"
Jin Shengfei became even more candid: "So what if I aid and abet evil?"
Ying Wuhuo: "..."
Depravity!
How depraved!
Jin Shengfei quickly flew in front of everyone and deliberately spun around in front of them several times.
Yan Ge: "What's wrong with him?"
Chi Miao had already begun to cultivate a low-key demeanor and said, "Ignore him. He's always had mental issues. Let him act crazy."
Yan Ge: "But I remember you were the one with mental problems all along, weren't you?"
Chi Miao frowned and looked at her master: "No way, I was just in a beautiful state of mind, don't talk nonsense."
Yan Ge: "Oh."
After their conversation ended, Jin Shengfei finally managed to get everyone's attention by spinning around in a crazy manner, and they all agreed that he had mental problems.
Then, Jin Shengfei knelt on one knee in front of Chi Miao:
"Chi Miao, let's not waste any more time. The guests are all waiting... They've been looking forward to today's main event!"
His authentic theatrical voice made it seem as if he was afraid others wouldn't know he was performing.
Even more outrageous, Chi Miao flicked his sleeves and responded in an exaggerated, theatrical voice: "No! Family is the most important thing! How could I abandon my family from Nine Swords Mountain, who were finally resurrected, to go and inherit the throne of the Human Emperor?!"
The people of Nine Swords Mountain instantly suffered cerebellar atrophy.
"Ah...no, the...the throne of the Human Emperor?!"
What is this? This wasn't in the plan!
Jin Shengfei looked at everyone with a serious expression: "You all don't know this, but during the days when your family members died, Chi Miao did some truly astonishing things. For example, she accidentally became the Demon Mother, then accidentally became the Beast God, and even accidentally destroyed the Immortal Alliance!"
"So, the human leaders kept insisting on postponing Miao's ascension to the Human Emperor position, which Miao initially refused in every way possible! However, the leaders' insistence was too much to bear! Helplessly... Miao had no choice but to reluctantly accept the wishes of his elders and ascend the throne of the Human Emperor!"
Everyone else was dumbfounded.
Master Puning of Jinfo Temple, in particular, pointed upwards and then pointed to himself upon hearing this.
"No...he...he...this old monk? Ah? When did she become unwilling?"
"This...this is utterly absurd! Does anyone actually believe this?"
The other onlookers looked serious: "What... so Chi Miao became the Human Emperor today, using this title to claim the throne as the ruler of the world, all against her will? Was it all forced upon her by those old men of the human race?"
Master Puning: "???"
The family members of Nine Swords Mountain: "Huh? Demon Mother? Beast God? Forcing Chi Miao to become the Human Emperor... Such... such obscure vocabulary. Did I study the common language of Miaohua Continent for so many years just to understand these things?"
"What are Master Puning and the others thinking? If Chi Miao doesn't want to, don't force her. She's already shouldered enough!"
In an instant, everyone's attention turned to Puning.
Master Puning pointed to himself: "This old monk?"
No! He's innocent!
Just as he was about to explain, Chi Miao glanced at him with a threatening look in her eyes, which then slowly turned into understanding.
She said, "Please don't blame my adoptive father. He did all this for me... He knows I have no parents, no one to rely on, and no powerful backing. I can only rely on myself to become strong, so he made sure I became the Human Emperor so I wouldn't be bullied in the future! I understand all of my adoptive father's good intentions!!!"
Chi Miao's emotionally charged shout almost brought everyone to tears.
"What an incredibly touching father-daughter bond! He understands her difficulties, and she understands his heart—it's simply amazing!"
Master Puning was stunned on the spot, and said with a blank smile, "That's how it is, Amitabha."
Jingming quietly walked up behind him and said, "Master, you once taught us not to lie."
Master Puning silently closed his eyes: "I'll have to keep practicing my wooden fish chanting. There are some things... we can't be so dull. We need to be pragmatic."
Jingming nodded: "Disciple understands."
Master Puning was on the verge of tears.
You don't understand anything! You weren't tricked. He's really... He's lived most of his life, and he never thought he'd ruin his reputation in his old age!
The people of Nine Swords Mountain believed it to be true, and Jin Shengfei went to great lengths to continue his performance: "Chi Miao, now that everyone from Nine Swords Mountain has been resurrected, why don't you bring them here to witness this historic moment together?"
"Perfect, it will also allow Uncle-Master Yan Ge to bestow upon you the crown of humanity!"
Upon hearing this, Chi Miao looked at Yan Ge: "Master, Uncle-Master... what are your thoughts? If you want to see me ascend to the throne as the Human Emperor, I will arrange your positions right now and guarantee you the best treatment!"
Yan Ge: "Is there...is there anything to eat?"
Chi Miao: "Yes."
Yan Ge: "Let's go! Let's see how you've done!"
He hadn't eaten for a long time, so when he heard that there was food to eat and he could watch his beloved disciple ascend to the throne as the Human Emperor, why wouldn't he be happy to do it?
The others from Nine Swords Mountain naturally had no objections, after all, Chi Miao was one of their people from Nine Swords Mountain, and if Chi Miao attained enlightenment, they would all benefit from it.
From any perspective, this is an absolutely wonderful thing!
So Chi Miao immediately arranged for extras, namely Ying Wuhuo and his good friends who were free at the time.
Even if they were unwilling, they had no choice but to submit to Chi Miao's tyranny... After all, even if they all joined forces, they couldn't do anything to Chi Miao now, but what if Chi Miao came after them later?
It's good that she's planning this out; if she pulls some crazy stunt, it'll be a real headache.
So the extras immediately led everyone from Nine Swords Mountain down to the ground.
When everyone from Nine Swords Mountain saw the scene of the Emperor's coronation ceremony, they were all dumbfounded!
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