The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 424: I'm No Longer the Abstract Queen
Since Shui Nu didn't stand on ceremony with Chi Miao, Chi Miao, who considered herself to be an exceptionally warm and hospitable young woman, readily told her what she needed Shui Nu to do without any hesitation.
Shui Nu trembled as she listened to the whole story.
She kept uttering "Ah" the whole time, as if the whole world had been turned upside down, because what Chi Miao asked her to do was too daring, and her life could be hanging by a thread at any moment!
"Is it really okay to leave something this important to me?"
She's just a tea and water server!
Chi Miao nodded repeatedly, her eyes filled with unwavering determination: "Of course! Because I believe in you!"
The water slave was stunned, and for a moment he could hardly believe what he was hearing.
Believe... in her?
Really?!
Chi Miao spoke earnestly, "Haven't you noticed that besides serving tea and water, you have other, more valuable talents?"
The water slave's heart was touched by these words: "Really...really?"
Chi Miao replied confidently, "Of course!"
Water Slave: "What? I... I've been serving tea and water all my life, I've never really done anything else, I simply can't believe I have any talent for anything else!"
Chi Miao: "Think about it, you've been serving tea and water all this time and you've already ascended to immortality, and your cultivation isn't weak either. You control the water power of an entire plane, while most other people spend their entire lives trying to become immortals but still can't. Someone like you... is practically a peerless genius!"
"Everyone says you're only good at serving tea and water, and even you lack confidence... But I don't think so, because I can see your potential... Someone like you, whether serving tea and water or becoming a spy, you'll excel at whatever you do!"
"Believe me, you—you've always been very talented! I'm the soon-to-be new Heavenly Dao!"
Chi Miao's words had a special magic, encouraging Shui Nu to believe more and more and become more and more involved.
Yup!
So many people can't even become immortals, but she's managed to do it all, even just serving tea and water. What else can't she do?
Correct!
She's a genius! She succeeds at everything she does!
In that instant, the water slave's eyes hardened: "Your Majesty, I will certainly live up to your expectations and absolutely complete your mission!!!"
Chi Miao nodded solemnly, closed his eyes, and praised him:
"I knew I hadn't misjudged you. Go... go and create your own legend!"
"yes!"
At this moment, Shui Nu completely shed her inferiority complex as a servant of tea and water. From this day forward, she was no longer a Shui Nu—but Niu Gulu Shui Nu!
This time, she's going to take back everything that's rightfully hers!
She will definitely betray that emotionally unstable scourge of humanity!
Looking at Shui Nu's determined attitude and pace, Chi Miao was at a loss for words.
She hung up the phone, turned to look at Jin Shengfei, and patted him on the shoulder.
Jin Shengfei: "What's wrong?"
Chi Miao: "I've discovered that you're actually quite smart."
Jin Shengfei's eyes lit up: "Right? I also think I'm actually quite smart. I'm usually pretty witty, it's just that you guys don't understand."
Chi Miao chose to remain silent on this matter.
How come you took a few compliments to heart?
Jin Shengfei belatedly realized what was happening: "But why did you suddenly bring this up?"
Chi Miao: "Ah, it's nothing. I just met someone even more capable than you."
Upon closer reflection, everything is understandable.
After all, although she frequently changes her profile picture and username on the All Things Hub, the one she uses the longest is still "AAA Sanshui Sister Talent Wholesale Department Minister".
Wouldn't it be easy for her to discover talent?
Besides, the water slaves are called water slaves, so everything... perhaps it's all preordained.
Chi Miao glanced at Jin Shengfei: "Come here."
Jin Shengfei took a step up the stairs and walked to Chi Miao's side.
Chi Miao: "I'm telling you to come closer, I need to tell you something!"
Jin Shengfei said "Oh" before leaning closer to listen.
Chi Miao whispered a few words in his ear, and Jin Shengfei's expression changed instantly. He looked at Chi Miao with disbelief, his voice loud enough for many people to hear:
"What?! You're going to lead the entire Miaohua Continent to ascension within ten days? Turn Miaohua Continent into a brand new Celestial Court? We'll all become immortals without any pain?!"
The sound spread like wildfire.
Human beings are essentially repeaters.
"What?! Within ten days, Chi Miao plans to elevate the entire Miaohua Continent to immortality, allowing everyone to ascend without pain?!"
"What?! Everyone can ascend to immortality painlessly within ten days?!"
"What?! Everyone will become the Heavenly Dao within ten days!"
"What?! I am the Heavenly Dao?!"
In just a few moments, the story became increasingly outrageous, to the point that Chi Miao couldn't bear to look away and closed her eyes.
Who taught you to pass on messages like that?!
Chi Miao looked at Jin Shengfei: "Seriously, can you keep your voice down? Secrets are crucial, you know? Besides, look at how this has become!"
Jin Shengfei realized his mistake and scratched his head sheepishly while laughing.
"It's okay, I can still fix things after the fact. Watch me."
After saying that, Jin Shengfei started again with a look of great surprise: "What?! Chi Miao is going to sleep for ten days straight, and the whole of Miaohua Continent is going to sleep with her?"
Chi Miao: "???"
What is that?
Chi Miao was momentarily dazed, but then something outrageous happened.
"What? Chi Miao is going to sleep for ten days, and the entire Miaohua Continent will become as strong as him?"
"What?! Chi Miao will be as strong as her in Miaohua Continent in ten days?!"
"What?! Chi Miao will become an immortal in ten days! Is this a boon for everyone in Miaohua Continent?"
"..."
"What?! In ten days, Chi Miao will lead the entire Miaohua Continent to ascension, transforming it into a brand new Celestial Court. We can all achieve immortality without pain?!"
Chi Miao was shocked when she heard the final version and looked at Jin Shengfei with disbelief.
Chi Miao: "Dude, are you guys hiding Morse code? How did you even manage to translate this?!"
She wondered how she could have inexplicably translated it correctly in the end, since she hadn't missed any steps.
After a long silence, Chi Miao still felt it was outrageous!
Jin Shengfei blinked: "What translation? Isn't this just the power of public opinion? Just control the intensity."
Chi Miao's pretty face was covered with two words.
--abstract!
She's no longer the abstract queen; you and Shui Nu, those two brilliant strategists, have successfully made her submit.
This is so abstract, so incredible!
But whatever, it worked!
At this stage, simply spreading the message is sufficient.
That very evening, after the ceremony for the Human Emperor ended, someone visited Chi Miao's room.
Several people crouched on Chi Miao's roof and began to whisper among themselves.
"Are you sure you want to do this? Chi Miao is a completely different person now. If we do this, won't there be some problems...?"
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