The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.

Chapter 58: It seems my Chi Miao is really dead!

"Wait... something seems wrong! Look! Chi Miao... why isn't Chi Miao awake?!"

"Wait a minute, after breaking through the tribulation, you'll immediately return to your peak condition?"

"If it were anyone else, it would surprise me, but if it's Chi Miao... I feel like if you get close, she'll suddenly stand up and act all high and mighty."

"..."

"Who's going to slap her? Let's see if she's faking it or not."

Who's going to slap her? Is that something a human being should say?!

Although many people present wanted to do this, if they actually did it, they didn't know how Chi Miao would tease them in the future.

No, no, I'm scared.

A moment later...

Yan Ge went up and shook Chi Miao's body: "Stop pretending, my awesome disciple, wake up, it's your turn to show off."

However, Chi Miao remained silent.

"Still pretending? If you keep pretending, I'm going to slap you. You know... I had no choice. It's definitely not because you spread rumors about me that I'm taking revenge."

Immediately, he exhaled a long breath towards his own palm, and then slapped Chi Miao across the face.

Everyone: "Huh??"

Are you really going to fight?

No... why does it feel like your slap wasn't meant to wake someone up, but rather because of some personal grudge?

That slap should wake Chi Miao up, right?

Chi Miao remained motionless.

Feeling puzzled, Yan Ge reached out and touched her nose with his finger.

Immediately, his face turned pale, and he quickly grabbed Chi Miao's wrist and slapped himself in the face.

"Don't scare me! Hit me! Wake up and hit me! If I hit you, you'd better get revenge! Aren't you the most vengeful girl?!"

Everyone was stunned by what they saw.

What kind of operation is this?

Are they playing some new kind of Ace Love game?

Chong Shuai sensed something was wrong and probed Chi Miao... Upon probing, he too turned deathly pale.

"Chi...Chi Miao, she's not...not breathing?!"

"What do we do? It seems like our Chi Miao is really dead!!!"

……

[Congratulations, host, for completing the mission "Pretending to be cool is also part of surviving," and successfully unlocking the in-game store system.]

[Given that the host exceeded expectations in the mission "Pretending to be cool is also part of surviving," and their reputation resounded throughout Miaohua Continent, the system will award additional base points to the in-game store system.]

[Task rewards are being distributed...]

[The mission reward has been credited to your account. Please check it promptly.]

[Congratulations, host, on successfully unlocking the shop system! You've made a grand entrance in Miaohua Continent, becoming a rising star in the eyes of countless people. A new mission is now issued: "Nurturing, Also Part of Survival."]

[Task: "Nurturing, too, is part of surviving"]

[Task Introduction: As a successful survivalist, you need a large group of loyal and helpful buddies who will stand up for you in crucial moments. Nurture them, make them stronger, and you can survive behind them until the end of time.]

[Task Objective: To cultivate five exceptional talents with root values ​​exceeding 95.]

[Task Progress: 0/5]

[Task Reward: 10,000 Mall Points, Random Special Skill]

While Chi Miao's mind was still in a state of confusion, he heard the voice of the Gou Shi System.

Upon seeing this new task, she couldn't help but scoff, "You want me to teach them how to do things?"

The History System: "Well, there's nothing I can do about it. Are you going to have to deal with any big shots who want to destroy you yourself?"

Chi Miao: "Root value of ninety-five... You make it sound so easy. How many cultivators in the cultivation world have a root value of ninety-five?"

It should be noted that even a genius like Ying Wuhuo only had a root value of 94, which was a little short.

Gou Shi System: "My lord! The world has changed!"

Chi Miao: "?"

Gou Shi System: "Awesome! Awesome! Cultivation is so much fun! You survived nine tribulations of lightning, and the Heavenly Dao blessed the entire Miaohua Continent, which is what you call the cultivation world, raising the cultivation world to a whole new level. Things are different now... You'll understand once you leave this place."

After leaving this place?

Chi Miao was stunned, then quickly came to her senses, opened her eyes, looked around, and was shocked by the scene around her.

She...she's floating on the water?

Chi Miao felt as if she were in a mysterious place, surrounded by scenery reminiscent of a poem or painting: bamboo forests, fragrant flowers, and leaves that never fall.

It's as beautiful as a colorful ink painting.

"Where am I?"

Gou Shi System: "I don't know, back then you withstood nine lightning tribulations and heavenly punishments, and your vital signs were actually about to dissipate, but at that moment, a force suddenly protected you and brought you here."

Chi Miao was stunned: "So, am I dead or not?"

Gou Shi System: "You're not dead? How could you possibly die so easily?"

Chi Miao smiled and said, "Looks like I'm pretty good at surviving, that makes you feel so at ease?"

Gou Shi System: "No, they say evil deeds live for a thousand years. There aren't many as despicable as you; you'll live at least ten thousand years, right?"

Chi Miao: "..."

How can we irritate this corrupt historical system?

Seemingly sensing something was amiss, the Gou Shi System immediately changed its tune: "Um... well, you... do you want to check out my shop system? The little cat in the shop can do backflips."

Chi Miao: "?"

"Really? Let me see."

The Gou Shi system immediately and diligently launched its online store.

result……

[Amazing muscle definition, given as a gift with your first recharge!]

"There's also GG???"

"Aren't you going to watch? If not, I'll turn it off!"

"close."

As soon as I close one, another pops up.

[Double points on your first recharge, tons of gifts, and a super value 4,000% bonus pack!]

[First order 648, recharge to upgrade to Gold VIP, plus a deep-voiced handsome male assistant providing commentary, don't hesitate, act now!]

"???"

"How come you have so many trashy guys!"

Gou Shi System: "Don't you understand? This is called a promotional tactic! A discount! No one can refuse!"

Chi Miao said with a dark face, "If I see these trash guys again, I'll give you a discount."

Gou Shi System coughed lightly.

Without GG, things on this page look much more normal.

[Ancient Sacred Bloodline] Million Points.

[Superb Collector's Edition Fashion] 100,000 points.

[Heavenly-grade Spiritual Root Gift Pack] Millions of points.

The abundance of cool merchandise left her breathless...

Gou Shi System: "Are there many? Are they strong? Do you want them?"

Chi Miao: "Yes!"

Gou Shi System: "You can't afford it."

Chi Miao: "?"

Gou Shi System: "Look at the bottom right corner."

The bottom right corner shows that she only has 10,000 points.

Chi Miao: "..."

The "Hunter History System": "As long as you keep doing the tasks and survive until the end of time, all of this will belong to you, host! *kiss*"

Chi Miao: "Hehe."

"Chu mi!"

"hehe."

"Chu mi!"

"Cheep your dad!"

In a fit of anger, Chi Miao shut down the online store system. What difference was there between this and a naked, handsome man posing seductively in front of you, while you were unable to satisfy him because you didn't have a penis?!

Gou Shi, feeling wronged, said, "You insulted me."

Chi Miao: "More than that, I also want to slap you."

Chi Miao rolled her eyes.

She turned over and suddenly saw a figure in front of her!

"???"

When did that figure appear?!

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