I was criticized on a dating reality show, but I retaliated and became an internet sensation.
Chapter 121: For His Examiner, Winning Chapter Food
That bag of snacks hit Shu Zi hard, and also made the viewers in the live stream laugh out loud.
[Hahahaha, Gu Yan actually brought so much?! Is he here to buy supplies?!]
[Shu Zi: Two large bags. Gu Yan: One sack. This comparison isn't very hurtful, but it's extremely insulting!]
I reasonably suspect that Mr. Gu brought the supermarket's snack section here.
"Did you hear that?" "Yes." Then he took out even more! Mr. Gu, you know how to "cooperate"!
[Shu Zi's eyes, shifting from accusation to shock and then to despair, perfectly captured my emotional journey!]
[Hahaha, look at Director Liu's expression! He definitely didn't expect Gu Yan to be so honest!]
Director Liu looked at the storage box, which had suddenly become completely full and incredibly heavy, and his lips twitched violently.
But he couldn't lose his directorial authority, so he waved his hand:
"Alright, alright, put them all away and register them clearly. These are all... uh, mission reserve rations."
The two staff members, their faces flushed from trying to suppress their laughter, quickly closed the lid, lifted the box of "heavy sweet burden" and hurriedly left 301.
Director Liu nodded to Gu Yan and Shu Zi, "Well then, you two should get some rest; tomorrow's tasks are heavy!"
After saying that, he slipped away faster than anyone else, and even "thoughtfully" closed the suite door behind him.
The living room fell silent again, with only the faint hissing sound of the mosquito repellent.
Shu Zi remained squatting on the ground, looking at the empty corner that had once spared her life, exuding a melancholy aura of "being abandoned by the whole world".
Gu Yan walked up to her, looked at the wilted little cabbage, and a very faint smile flashed in his eyes:
"Get up, the ground is cold."
Shu Zi slowly stood up, brushed off non-existent dust, looked up, and glared at him resentfully:
"Why did you bring so much? And you got caught, were you showing off your money? Now look what happened, your whole army is wiped out."
Gu Yan raised an eyebrow: "Didn't you tell me to bring them?"
Shu Zi choked, realizing that she had indeed rightfully dumped the "purchasing task" on him.
but……
"I told you to bring some things! I didn't tell you to empty the supermarket!"
"I'm afraid it won't be enough."
Shu Zi: "..."
She was speechless.
She turned and walked angrily toward the master bedroom, but stopped at the door and asked, still unwilling to give up, "You secretly told me you were hiding it, right?"
Gu Yan: "What do you think?"
Shu Zi was in despair, her voice muffled: "Hey, Gu Yan."
"Um?"
"Tomorrow's mission..." She paused, as if struggling with an intense internal struggle:
"If you behave well and help me win some snacks, I might consider giving you... an extra point."
After saying that, she quickly slipped into the master bedroom and slammed the door shut, leaving Gu Yan alone in the living room.
Gu Yan stared at the closed door for a long while, then chuckled softly.
He raised his hand and rubbed his temples, the smile in his eyes impossible to hide.
Okay, tomorrow, in addition to the tasks for the program, there's another crucial KPI to add.
To win back food for his examiner.
Third floor, suite 302 "Treading the Waves".
Jiang Yunyou practically burst through the door, shouting, "Wow! Su Yanhuan! Look! There's a game console! And it's the latest model!"
Su Yanhuan followed closely behind, heading straight for the small refrigerator in the kitchen area, opening it and glancing inside.
Two seconds later, "smack—"
She closed the door expressionlessly.
There was only milk and apples! Not a single thing that could whet her appetite!
She took a deep breath by the refrigerator, said, "It's okay, I'll drink my milk and go find Sister Zizi later."
She took out two cartons of milk, threw one to Jiang Yunyou, and the two of them rushed towards the game screen and controller in the corner of the living room with shouts of excitement.
"Let's play one round! The loser is responsible for cleaning the living room tomorrow!" Jiang Yunyou put the milk aside and turned on the machine with a smooth motion.
"Okay! I'll drink some milk to aid digestion first, otherwise I won't be able to sleep after playing games!" Su Yanhuan inserted a straw and gulped down a mouthful, her head already pressed against the screen.
"By the way, let's check out the room first, and then we'll tidy up after we finish playing the game."
The suite's style was indeed "surfing the waves," with bright colors and a decorative surfboard hanging on the wall.
The two bedrooms are side by side and have the same layout.
"These two are exactly the same!" Jiang Yunyou pushed open one door to take a look, then pushed open the other door.
"Then I want the one on the left!" Su Yanhuan mumbled through her straw.
"Okay, I'll go to the right!" Jiang Yunyou agreed without hesitation. "Quickly, let's get started!"
Soon, the small living room 302 was filled with intense game sound effects and the two people shouting.
"Jiang Yunyou, are you even capable?! Left, left!"
"Su Yanhuan, stop shaking! You're blocking my view! Ah! I'm dead!"
After the game ended, the two collapsed on the sofa to recover their health.
"Hey, Su Yanhuan, did you hear that just now? It sounded like Sister Zizi was shouting something?" Jiang Yunyou pricked up his ears.
Su Yanhuan nodded: "It seems like something is targeting me, some snacks... I also heard Director Liu's voice."
"!!! Could it be that the production crew discovered the snacks Sister Zizi brought?"
Jiang Yunyou immediately gloated:
"Hahaha! Definitely! Sister Zizi swept up all your stock in the first episode, she must have come prepared this time! Too bad, the devil is one foot tall, but the saint is ten feet tall!"
Su Yanhuan rolled her eyes at him:
"No, what are you laughing at? We didn't bring anything! If Sister Zizi ran out of food, doesn't that mean we're out of food too?!"
Jiang Yunyou's smile froze instantly: "...Oh right! I miscalculated!"
The two exchanged a glance and said in unison, "What if we're just wrong?"
They said in unison again, "Let's go, let's go to Sister Zizi's place to gather intelligence!"
Just as I stood up, there was a knock on the door.
Upon opening the door, Director Liu's smiling face and the two staff members behind him dragging heavy storage boxes, looking like they had just finished a job, came into view.
The two: "..."
Su Yanhuan and Jiang Yunyou looked at Director Liu, who was smiling "kindly" at the door, and at the two boxes that were obviously full of "stolen goods".
The last glimmer of hope in my heart shattered into pieces.
Director Liu strolled leisurely into their small living room, his hands behind his back. His gaze swept over the game screen that hadn't been turned off yet, then at the empty milk carton in Su Yanhuan's hand, and his smile deepened.
"Hey, you two teachers, you look great! Still not resting?"
Jiang Yunyou immediately straightened his back and flashed a standard, sunny smile revealing eight teeth:
"Director Liu, hello! We're just getting ready to pack our luggage! We're going to sleep right away!"
Su Yanhuan quickly nodded and hid the empty milk carton behind her back, though she didn't know why she wanted to hide it.
Director Liu gave an "Oh," drawing out the sound, walked to the slightly ajar refrigerator, opened it, glanced inside, and nodded.
"Yes, I drank the milk, and the apple is still there. That's good, healthy."
Then he turned around and announced to the two of them:
"Hey, I wanted to let you two know too. There's a new rule we just added: guests who bring their own snacks will have them temporarily kept by the production team as strategic supplies for later missions."
Jiang Yunyou & Su Yanhuan: "..."
really!!!
Su Yanhuan's shoulders slumped instantly, and she said weakly, "Director Liu, we didn't bring any snacks..."
His tone was filled with complex emotions: "Even if there are rules, they can't punish us, but we are still heartbroken."
Director Liu nodded in satisfaction:
"Great! Alright, you guys continue. Get some rest, and good luck tomorrow."
After saying that, he took his staff and their "strategic supplies" and made a successful retreat.
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