Transmigrated into a villainous guide who picks up bargains, a useless person is transformed into a

"puff--"

Lu Weiliang spat out a mouthful of iced drink, spraying it all over the sentry's face.

The surrounding sentries watched with envy, their hearts burning with jealousy. They wondered what incredible luck this kid had had to indirectly kiss the guide!

Why aren't they the ones getting flamed? How annoying!

Lu Weiliang felt guilty, after all, it was a post. She stammered, "Update? Update?"

At that moment, Yoru Miyako's ear twitched almost imperceptibly.

Isn't that book about her own brother?

Of course she had seen it. The plot was indeed exciting, with a low-level director saving a crippled high-ranking person. She didn't know if others liked it or not, but she found it increasingly enjoyable to watch.

Although she skipped those wildly imaginative 18+ chapters, she heard from others that they were written with a lot of eroticism, making people blush and their hearts race.

The latest chapter is chapter 256, and the plot is stuck at the point where "Gong Xian was injured on the battlefield, pitifully asked for help, and was then cruelly rejected."

She's been waiting for over a month, and there's still no update.

Pa Baobao raised an eyebrow: "Yeah, didn't you see the comments online? Everyone's waiting for your update." She suddenly remembered her experience of exile a while ago, and said with heartache, "Exile must have been too hard for you to have time to write, right?"

Lu Weiliang nodded.

Then, Pa Baobao changed the subject: "Now that you're back, sister, don't overwork yourself, but don't rest either. Just update 10,000 words a day, it doesn't matter, anything is fine."

"You have no idea how I survived the days without updates."

Yomiya Oto also wanted to urge for more updates, but she didn't say it out loud.

What a group of audacious young girls! Lu Weiliang sighed helplessly, but fearing she might break the law, she carefully smiled apologetically and said, "I dare not write anymore. I finally got back from the garbage planet, and it would be too much of a loss to get arrested again."

"Sister, you really think you'll get arrested just for writing a post?"

Pa Bao hugged the two women tightly around the neck, pulling them together, and lowered her voice even further: "Sisters, you must have offended someone, otherwise you wouldn't have received such a heavy sentence. Don't you know how valuable a director is?"

Lu Weiliang recalled.

During her exile, all the guides were more guilty than her—murderers, arsonists, kidnappers, swindlers… She, a mere rumor-monger, was like a little white rabbit among them.

It's possible that the original owner's fiery temper offended some powerful figure, leading to retaliation.

"Then who did I offend?" Lu Weiliang retorted.

"How would I know? But..." Pa Baobao assured her confidently, "Sister, you can rest assured, I'll protect you if you ever need anything~"

"Wow!" Lu Weiliang exclaimed.

He can even protect her; no wonder he's a nobleman from the Imperial Plain Yellow Banner.

"Then thank you."

Pa Baobao raised her chin and twisted her body in a deliberately arrogant manner: "Oh, you're too kind!"

Everyone started laughing and making a ruckus again, the music was deafening. If the room hadn't been soundproofed, the neighbors would have complained about it a long time ago.

As midnight approached, everyone was getting a little tired of playing, so they decided to play again next time and call it a night.

Ye Gongyin added Lu Weiliang's WeChat account, and with her consent, brought the plate of boneless chicken feet back to the palace.

The sentries at the dog park reluctantly blocked Lu Weiliang's way upstairs, then grabbed her hand and pressed it against themselves.

Startled, she immediately pulled her hand back. Good heavens, his initiative was frightening.

This scene was witnessed by someone in a tree some distance away.

The sentry said pitifully, "Sister Deer, when are you coming to see us? We miss you so much~"

Lu Weiliang reassured her, "I'll definitely go."

I'll definitely get a refund for the card!

"Then we'll wait for you~"

Then, a large group of people left in a grand procession, glaring at Lu Weiliang with resentment as they went, as if she had done something heinous and heartless.

Pa Baobao leaned against the door: "Sister Liang, do you want me to give you a ride?"

Lu Weiliang waved her hand and went upstairs unsteadily.

Sha Ling heard the door lock click and quickly went to meet it.

Seeing his wife, reeking of alcohol, weakly nestled into his arms, the feeling of dependence he felt made him unable to suppress a smile.

"My sweet Lingling, I delivered the drink I made for you today. Don't worry, I'll make you another one tomorrow."

Sha Ling gave a nasal "hmm".

"Wow, how was work today?"

"Hey, I'm not drunk, why are you hugging me so tightly? Loosen up, I can't breathe."

This time, Sha Ling didn't let go, but picked her up and carried her to the bathroom. In the steamy atmosphere, he picked up a soft towel and personally washed away the smell of alcohol and fatigue from his wife.

Outside the villa, under the old tree, Yan Mu squatted expressionlessly, his eyes covered by a layer of white gauze.

He had just finished cleaning his eye wound and the anesthesia hadn't worn off yet, so he passed by the beach wanting to get some fresh air.

Without a care in the world, she unknowingly wandered into this vicinity. As she turned to leave, she happened to see Lu Weiliang and the "dog" sentry reluctant to part.

Will I definitely go again?

A leopard can't change its spots.

"Tell them to notify me as soon as Lu Weiliang enters the dog park."

Fortunately, Dog Paradise is an entertainment chain store under the Yan family.

under the tree.

The butler, shivering, stayed with him. It was a dark and windy night, and he had no idea what the young master was looking at with his big butt sticking out.

He really couldn't understand him anymore. Young people have so much energy that they can stay in a tree all night. How many more years can he live with his old body being ruined like this?

A man should be decisive: if he wants to see someone, he should go in; if he doesn't, he should go home.

What are you doing perched on the tree?

"Yes, young master. The dew is heavy tonight, and the doctor advised against staying in damp places. Let's go back."

……

"Hangover is awful."

Lu Weiliang rubbed her throbbing forehead and spent a full three minutes mentally preparing herself before finally getting out of bed.

As soon as she stepped out of the bedroom, Sha Ling had already prepared everything.

Seeing her push open the door and come out, his brows relaxed, and he smiled as he handed her a wrung-out towel.

It's a little chilly. Does your head still hurt? Let me help you wash up.

Lu Weiliang was already feeling lazy, but seeing Sha Ling being so proactive, she stopped trying to be strong and leaned over to her. "Then I'll have to trouble my Lingling."

[Host, actually last night...]

"Actually what?"

【fine.】

Lu Weiliang thought the system had gone mad, so she simply stopped asking about it.

Sha Ling moved gently, and Lu Weiliang's only task was to dress herself.

After hastily finishing her breakfast, she went to work right on time.

On the way, a small snake with extremely bright colors followed her furtively, but she didn't notice it.

The traffic control station was unusually noisy today. The screens on both sides displayed the words "Welcome Commander of the Central Military Region - Xizelu - to visit and provide guidance" in gold lettering. Two rows of spirited sentries stood straight, making a great impression.

"Perhaps it's surveillance," Lu Weiliang muttered to herself as she went upstairs.

Soon, the first sentry arrived ahead of schedule.

Lu Weiliang looked up and saw whose peacock was displaying its tail feathers.

Oh ho, it's someone I know!

Ah Wen looked exceptionally energetic today, exuding youthful charm, except for his shiny slicked-back hair, which seemed out of place for his age.

It has a comical feel to it, like "combing your hair like an adult."

"Beautiful lady, would you do me the honor of having dinner with me tonight?"

Lu Weiliang glanced at the information about the traffic management system, her eyes filled with love for the children.

"No, you're only seventeen."

Awen retorted, "Seventeen is already quite old!"