Transmigrated into a villainous guide who picks up bargains, a useless person is transformed into a

Lu Weiliang was so desperate for money that as soon as she opened the message, her eyes automatically aimed at the word "money," just like when she turned on her navigation.

She quickly typed out a few large characters.

[I really want it!]

On the screen, Yan Zhigao keenly noticed that Lu Weiliang's eyes kept drifting to one side, and he immediately guessed that the other party had something on her mind.

He ended the conversation decisively: "Then, Director Lu, please go ahead with your work. I'll discuss the specifics with you when I meet with my commander the day after tomorrow afternoon. Thank you for your help. We'll talk again later."

That was a straightforward and tactful remark.

Lu Weiliang smiled slightly, revealing a perfectly timed expression of gratitude: "Okay, that's all for now, let's talk again another time."

After she finished speaking, she hung up the video call first. Just then, Sha Ling's message popped up.

Several chat screenshots popped up in the chat box first, and then more than a dozen images came out in quick succession.

The gist of it is that the sentries are complaining that Hina canceled their appointments, and they have nowhere to turn for help, so they are trying to contact the stationmaster.

Lu Weiliang slid her fingertips down and flipped through a few more pages. Her eyes suddenly lit up, and then they even glowed green.

Because they couldn't get proper guidance, the sentries had no choice but to raise their prices to 20,000 per session. They didn't even have any requirements regarding the guides' rank; they would pay as long as the guides were willing to help with the guidance.

Lu Weiliang quickly did some calculations. There were about a hundred sentries whose positions were cancelled. At 20,000 yuan per person, that would amount to 2 million yuan.

Even if only half of it is diverted, it will still be one million star coins!

Although it might not seem like much to others, this number was enough to make Lu Weiliang float around: "System, am I about to become rich? If I absorb all these sentinels, can I advance to Rank D?"

"Oh my god, I'm already having trouble adjusting to the new environment, what am I going to do?"

The system said with utter disdain: [Host, such a small amount of money shouldn't be causing such a stir, right? You're just finding a bargain, not getting rich.]

[But then again, if I absorbed all of that, advancing to D-rank should be a piece of cake.]

"Is it really true?"

【really!】

Hearing this answer, Lu Weiliang felt reassured and immediately got to work without saying another word.

She first bought a brand new account online, pretended to be a newbie sentry, and then asked Sha Ling to add him to the group. In no time, she quietly became a familiar face.

By the afternoon, her group joining notifications had been completely wiped out.

She slowly pasted and sent out the prepared script, pretending to be a clueless newcomer.

Sha Yi: [I have a suggestion you can try. Do you know Director Lu Weiliang? A few days ago, Director Lu helped me with some extra counseling. At that time, I was attacked by pollutants, and my mental state was in turmoil. She was the one who helped me.]

Sha Yi: [I don't know if it will work, it's just a suggestion, you can give it a try, @everyone.]

The group chat has been buzzing with messages since this morning.

Seeing that there was hope for treatment, the sentries who had been diving also came out.

[Is it true or false? Did Lu Weiliang torture him severely?]

[Fine, as long as you don't kill me, the director can do whatever he wants with me, even break my bones!]

[I heard from others that she strapped the sentries to electric shock chairs and electrocuted them, and several sentries were traumatized by the torture.]

Luo Ren: [Hey, I don't like hearing that. The rumors about Director Lu tormenting people are just that—rumors. I wouldn't dare say she's the gentlest person in the Empire, but in our 076 evacuation station, she's definitely number one. Trust me, just ask.]

[I was thinking the same thing. Director Lu has changed so much since he came to work with us, so why are there still rumors?]

"Brother, you've put my mind at ease. I'm going to find her right now."

[I won't ask; I still can't believe her character, given she's been plagued by this.]

Sha Ling: [Then you can just wait to die!]

Inside the underground pipes, when Sha Ling saw someone dare to question her wife's character, her eyes instantly turned venomous, and she sent a death warning.

Just as he was about to add another warning, "You'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight," Luo Ren stopped him firmly.

This was the first time he had ever seen Sha Ling so full of hostility.

"Oh dear, he's an A-rank Sentinel. You can't beat him, so ignore him."

While Luo Ren was giving advice, his hands didn't stop. He copied and sent out Sha Ling's "Waiting to Die" warning verbatim, displaying a clear double standard.

After doing all that, he turned his head, staring intently at Sha Ling with a hint of inquiry: "You kid... being so protective of Director Lu, could it be that you like her?"

"My God, you already have a wife. We Sentinels aren't rich, but we're known for our 'loyalty.' No matter how beautiful Director Lu is, you can't have any improper thoughts about her, understand?"

Sha Ling hummed in agreement.

Luo Ren deftly brandished the decontamination gun: "That's right. Your wife can reduce your contamination level to single digits. You should be content and take good care of her."

Yes, we should take good care of her.

Thinking of this, Sha Ling suddenly got excited, deftly swung the cleaning gun, and in the blink of an eye, she darted in front of everyone.

I need to finish my work early so I can go home and prepare dinner for my wife.

What should we make tonight? Braised pork ribs and sweet fermented rice dessert, my wife's face was all flushed after drinking it last time. If she gets drunk tonight, he might even be able to help her take a bath.

Meanwhile, Lu Weiliang was also extremely busy.

The inexperienced sentinel was still asking questions in the group, while the smart sentinel had already added him as a friend.

Even worse, some people don't even ask any questions and immediately transfer 6666, 8888, or 9999 Star Coins, and they are all incredibly sweet-talking.

They coaxed Lu Weiliang into a happy mood, and seeing that she was willing, they immediately finalized the counseling fee and arranged a date.

By the time the sentinels in the group who were observing decided to give it a try, Lu Weiliang had already run out of freelance work slots for the past 15 days.

She could actually take on more, but since she's still a junior guide, she only assigns herself four more sentries each day.

The minimum fee for each person involved in the intervention is 20,000 yuan.

15 × 4 × 20000 = 120 million.

She received 120 million in deposits tonight!

This doesn't even include the amounts transferred.

Lu Weiliang's eyes lit up with excitement: "System, can I make Haina cancel that wish a few more times by kowtowing and making a wish?"

A flock of crows flew overhead: [...]

Checking her bank account balance, Lu Weiliang suddenly felt energized. Through the backend, she painstakingly sent a message to the scheduled sentry. She was now full of energy and wanted to immediately confront the pollutants.

Upon receiving the message to immediately evacuate, the sentries didn't even question it; they all eagerly ran to the evacuation room, wishing the guide would be the first to "take care of" them.

The couple worked hard like this for the entire afternoon.

After Sha Ling finished her work on the pipes, cooked a hot meal, and changed into loose loungewear to sit on the sofa, Lu Weiliang finally ended her day of drainage work.

Night fell, enveloping her as she fed stray cats downstairs.

Her skirt swayed gently as she ran left and right, attracting several stray cats to dart around.

Sha Ling stood quietly by the window, staring blankly at that lively and lovely figure, even her breathing became soft.

The reality is that Lu Weiliang is luring that black chicken.

"Little black chicken, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. I have some millet that you like to eat, come and have some!"

The black chicken was exceptionally clever in the face of this gentle trap.

It seemed to sense Lu Weiliang's ill intentions, buried its head and pecked at the cat food a few times, then suddenly flapped its wings and arrogantly shook its head at Lu Weiliang, as if to say: You can't catch me.

Just as Lu Weiliang was about to reach out, the black chicken suddenly flew away.

"Chicken drumsticks, my fried chicken, my old-fashioned chicken soup!"

Upon hearing the scream, Sha Ling didn't hesitate. She pushed off the windowsill with one hand and jumped down, landing and immediately pulling Lu Weiliang into her arms.

……

At this moment, in the imperial palace.

One of the hideous black lines on Yorujima Gen's face disappeared for some unknown reason.

The servants exchanged glances, all sensing something amiss in each other's eyes.

He shouted, "Your Highness, Your Excellencies, something has suddenly happened to Her Highness!"