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At that time, Lu Weiliang was watching the chickens.

That's right, that fat black chicken is here to steal cat food again.

To be honest, the ptarmigan arrived at a very inopportune time, just as Lu Weiliang was recovering from a serious illness. As the saying goes, a sip of fatty chicken soup before a meal means you won't need a prescription when you're sick.

She had just recovered from her illness, and the doctor specifically instructed her to eat plenty of protein-rich foods.

Lu Weiliang stared at the provocative chicken, as if she could already see the golden-brown fried chicken leg.

She turned and went back to her room, opened a hunting website, scrolled through a few pages, and picked out a chicken trap.

Ten minutes later, the drone delivered the package to the balcony on time.

By the time Lu Weiliang came out of the bath, the fat chicken had already eaten its fill.

When it saw that figure come out, it immediately flapped its wings and flew away, not daring to linger.

She had no choice but to set the trap and wait for it to walk right into it the next day.

……

As night deepened, Sha Ling gave Lu Weiliang a full-body massage, the kind that's all-natural and organic.

She lay there comfortably, her face buried in the soft pillow.

Sha Ling stood on the left. Being a sentry, she had a strong build and her knuckles pressed down with surprising force, making Lu Weiliang groan.

She felt a sharp pain for a moment, and instinctively reached out with her left hand to grab at the air.

This grab had no effect; it directly grasped a warm, unidentified object!

The moment she felt the touch, she realized what she had grabbed, and in her nervousness, she unconsciously tightened her grip.

Sha Ling froze, her cheeks instantly turning bright red, like red plum blossoms bursting open in the twelfth lunar month.

He panicked for a moment and gestured frantically.

[Slightly cool, and it hurts!?]

Lu Weiliang was struck dumb and immediately let go of her hand.

Her tone changed completely: "Lingling, let's stop now! My grandma has her college entrance exam tomorrow, I need to go back to my room and give her some intensive tutoring!"

Then, she sprang up from the massage bed, not even bothering to put on her slippers, and scurried back to her room.

As Sha Ling watched the fleeing figure, a triumphant smile curved her lips.

Why are you running so fast? Are you afraid that if you're even a step too late, he'll catch you on the spot?

Seeing his wife's shy appearance only made him more unable to suppress his urge to dedicate himself to her.

Lu Weiliang ran back to her room, slammed the door shut, and plunged into the bathroom for a cold shower.

She's like a little train now, all she can think about is "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo."

If this continues, she'll become a train station.

When she came out wrapped in a bath towel, the cold water brought her back to about 70-80% of her senses.

I turned on my personal computer to distract myself, and just then I saw a message from Yan Zhigao.

She projected the dialog box into the air; it was a long, densely packed text, resembling a short essay.

[Director Lu, my commander doesn't have your contact information. He asked me to convey this message. The following is what he said himself.]

[Slightly cool, I apologize for what happened last time. It was my carelessness that caused you to be implicated and put in danger. Although I transferred five million star coins to you, I still feel uneasy.]

[Xize Anrou is ruthless, yet she dotes on Xize Yuan. I fear she won't let this go and might target you again. Therefore, I want to move in with you to protect you. This isn't an overstepping of my bounds; I simply want to make amends and prevent you from suffering any more undeserved misfortune. Although we are a contractual couple, I still have a responsibility to protect you, don't I?]

[If you find it inconvenient, I can sleep on the floor. Don't worry, I won't disturb your peace. Daily expenses will be paid at ten times the market price. Of course, saying "pay" is inappropriate; since you are my nominal wife, everything under my name should be at your disposal.]

[I hope you will consider it.]

Lu Weiliang had only one thought after reading it.

strong.

What kind of monster could possess a military region commander like this?

She scrolled down again to make sure she had read everything before replying to Yan Zhigao.

[This is what your commander said himself. Is he still normal? Could he have been possessed?]

Yan Zhigao was attending a meeting at the military region, and Xizelu happened to be sitting diagonally behind him.

He was afraid that the "manly plea" on the screen would be seen, so he deliberately turned his body to the side and shrunk the screen to the size of a mahjong tile.

The entire thing was completely covered up, and even I could barely see it clearly.

[Director Lu, this is no time for jokes. Your building is teeming with spies; we can't even get rid of them all, except for the Third Wave. The Commander is in a hurry, which is why he decided to move there himself.]

Lu Weiliang immediately perked up when she saw the words "eyeliner".

[Sent by Nishizawa Anrou?]

Yan Zhigao suddenly remembered the fight between Yan Mu, the scoundrel, and the commander on the hospital rooftop.

At the time, he scolded his parents for not being able to control their own mother, and said that if they couldn't handle his mother, they should stay away from Lu Weiliang, otherwise he would kill both mother and son.

His eyes darted around, and he casually tried to drag Yan Mu, his rival in love, down with him.

[Not only that, there are also people sent by Yan Mu. The Imperial Treasury is putting pressure on the Yan Clan, and he's probably...]

After sending the message, he silently counted to three in his mind, then added a sentence in a show of annoyance.

[Oh, Director Lu, our elders specifically told me not to tell you these upsetting things, it's all my fault for being so quick to speak! Please just pretend you didn't see anything.]

Yan Mu already had a criminal record, and after Yan Zhigao said that, Lu Weiliang suddenly felt uneasy.

Given his personality, he's absolutely capable of going back on his word.

What if he wants to "lose his wife" again?

Just as her heart was pounding, Yan Zhigao sent her a reassuring message.

[Director Lu, don't worry. With us here, we'll definitely protect you. After all, an SSS-level Sentinel isn't someone to be trifled with. Besides, once all the spies around you are gone, he'll move out immediately. He won't be staying long. How about we have him move in tomorrow?]

Lu Weiliang only thought for three seconds before tapping her knuckles lightly.

[OK.]

When Yan Zhigao saw the word "行" (meaning "okay"), his thigh trembled with excitement, and he almost sprang out of his seat.

Behind him, Xizelu's brows furrowed instantly: "Itchy? Get some deworming treatment."

Yan Zhi, speaking in a low, high-pitched voice, then crouched down and leaned close to Xize Road, his breath barely audible: "Director Lu has agreed, and he seems to be in a hurry. He wants you to move there tomorrow."

Xize Lu slightly raised his eyelashes, a faint glint of light flashing in his eyes before returning to silence: "You handle it."

At the same time, Lu Weiliang closed the chat box and pondered for a while. She thought that Yan Zhigao's information might not be accurate, so she wanted to ask Yan Mu herself.

She opened Yan Mu's chat window, silently cursed three times, and then sent the message she had prepared beforehand.

[Did you send someone to follow me?]

On the other side, Yan Mu, the troublemaker, had just finished a meeting on the development of new weapons and turned off the screen when Lu Weiliang's message popped up.

Seeing the specially designed, multicolored purple indicator light, a pleased smile curved his lips.

Upon opening the message, his handsome face immediately fell.

He glanced sideways at the butler: "How did you manage to do your job? Protecting someone secretly and still getting caught?"

He thought of some irreversible consequences, and the anger in his heart exploded instantly.

"A bunch of idiots, kill them all!"