Transmigrated into a villainous guide who picks up bargains, a useless person is transformed into a

The entire hall fell silent instantly, with only the faint hum of the light screen remaining.

Lu Weiliang: ? ? ?

system:【!???】

Lu Weiliang almost bit off her tongue because she couldn't swallow her saliva.

She stared at the flamboyant, gold-plated characters, her temples throbbing.

This island must be being targeted by something dirty, otherwise why would they put up such a big screen confession?

My first instinct was to run away, but when I saw the stares of the onlookers around me, I felt utterly humiliated.

The sentry closest to him chuckled and explained, "Director Lu, don't be shy. We actually knew all along."

Lu Weiliang panicked instantly: "What do you know?" (Her voice rose an octave at the end)

"Of course I know that the High Priest is pursuing you."

She nervously wiped away a bead of cold sweat, terrified that word had gotten out that she had watched someone bathe.

A sentry nearby chuckled and took a small step closer: "Director Lu, you really didn't know? These two screens are showing photos on the big screens every morning, noon, and evening, for the past three days!"

Another person chimed in, "Hehe, our Director Lu must be shy, otherwise why is his face so red?"

Others: "I have to say, the High Priest's declaration of love is really high-profile, one of a kind in the interstellar world."

One of the tour guides stroked his chin and said, "I'm not jealous, I just want to ask, priests are messengers of God, practically demigods, can they really get married?"

A voice from the back of the crowd chimed in, "Probably. Back then, the High Priest even pursued the Director for love, but unfortunately, he wasn't strong enough and couldn't beat the Director's husband, so he got rejected."

"So you haven't fought him?" Someone nearby scoffed. "I heard from my grandfather that the High Priest was too cunning and angered the guards at the Guide's house. They ganged up on him and that's why he couldn't get in."

"My goodness, our little priest mustn't learn to be a scheming woman; it'll only make people jealous!"

"No, our little priest is much more composed."

At this moment, Lu Weiliang's brain had given up thinking; judging by how hot her face was, she was completely cooked.

She stood there like a little chick that had been struck by lightning and become stupid.

Suddenly remembering something, she said "Excuse me" and rushed to the evacuation room.

The group of sentries behind him looked on with amusement.

"Do you guys think Director Lu likes priests?"

"It's hard to say, you know, a priest's body... it's unspeakable, unspeakable~"

"What's there to hide? He's just a sickly person."

……

"He's already sickly, yet he's still thinking about all those frivolous things. It's true what they say, a man only behaves when he's hanging on the wall."

Lu Weiliang pouted angrily and punched the air.

She now wishes she could give Shenyu a Jiamusi Dagua immediately.

I took a sip of my drink to calm myself down.

She opened the application interface of the quantum computer, retrieved the golden avatar that she had ignored a few days ago, and then took the initiative to send a friend request.

At that time, Shenyu was preaching in the church, and he stood on the high steps.

Suddenly feeling a slight vibration from the quantum computer, he glanced down and a barely perceptible smile appeared on his lips.

[Director Lu, long time no see.]

Upon seeing the message, Lu Weiliang's fist clenched involuntarily.

[Soldering iron, what exactly are we supposed to do?]

The other party replied instantly.

I want to date you.

Upon seeing these straightforward and frank words, Lu Weiliang almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

They've gone completely mad.

Looking back, I should have just died back then, it would have been quick and clean. Unlike now, I'm being driven crazy by this crazy priest, and I wish I could buy a standing ticket and escape from the Central Star overnight.

Immediately, she went online and found a few quotes from "bad girls".

[I don't want to be in a relationship, is flirting okay? By the way, are you wearing black stockings? Let me see your legs!]

Almost at the same moment the message was sent, Shenyu's eyes narrowed as he looked at the crowd below the steps.

"Begin singing the hymn."

After speaking, he slowly walked behind the scenes under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Ru Feng followed closely behind, but as soon as he took his left foot out, his older brother Ru Shan grabbed him and pulled him back: "We don't concern ourselves with adults' private matters."

But who would have thought that this so-called private matter was actually sending someone photos of their legs?

Shenyu lifted his long robe embroidered with gold, carefully raised one long leg, and stared at his reflection in the mirror for a long time before finally letting out a sigh.

"It's too pale, it doesn't look healthy. A little touch-up shouldn't be considered deception, right?"

This alternating break and rest lasted for half an hour.

Lu Weiliang proudly wagged her little tail, thinking she had already disgusted Shenyu, but the next second, all the glaring messages from the other party came rushing in.

[When you say you don't want to be in a relationship, do you just mean you don't want to be in a relationship with me?]

[Of course, I'm not against flirting, I'm just worried that if your whistleblower throws a tantrum, you'll be caught in the middle.]

[No black stockings.]

[You can watch it.]

[Live photo.JPG.]

[Live photo.JPG.]

[Live performance... +3.]

……

[Live performance... +10.]

Good guy!

The left leg is raised high, the right leg is stretched to the side, changing angles up and down... finding light and shadow left and right... a variety of styles, everything is available.

They showed off those two white legs in great detail.

What a fantastic and exhilarating photo show!

Lu Weiliang couldn't help but recall Hong Shixian's iconic line—"You're burning up!"

But even though I'm complaining, I still have to take a look; I can't let down someone's "good intentions."

After watching it, I want to disgust the other person again.

[You're too meticulous, I don't like that, and besides, I'm in the prime of my career, my focus is all on work.]

Shenyu, watching from outside the screen, frowned.

[I can also get thicker for you.]

[Oh? So you'd rather work than date me?]

[Can you recommend a quiet beach spot? It needs to be really deep, I'm afraid I won't drown.]

!! ?

Words that are offensive and offensive.

Lu Weiliang grinned and showed his teeth.

In her subconscious mind, priests were either compassionate like clay bodhisattvas or solemn like European priests.

She could never be a green tea b*tch.

There are also top-tier green tea types who are highly offensive and defensive, outspoken and daring, and have a stark contrast between their inner and outer selves.

And it really burns.

They've met their match.

[With your excellent qualities, many guides in the Empire must like you. You're a good person, and I don't want to hold you back.]

Shenyu sighed and replied instantly.

[Is it just that you don't like it?]

[Is this a way of giving out "friend zone" cards?]

I went downstairs, not by elevator or stairs.

[Rooftop photo. (GIF)]

Lu Weiliang's anger surged up instantly.

[Threatening someone with your death? Are you sick? I only looked at you, I didn't sleep with you. Sorry, I'm fine with anything except dating. You name your terms.]

When Shenyu saw this message, the smile between his brows deepened.

He stroked the sapphire earring in his palm and smiled knowingly.

[It's okay if I don't date.]

[Let's get married, okay?]

[I tossed a coin three times today, and God said: You must marry me, or you might lose your balance.]