Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

Spring of the 407th year of the Kakaru calendar

[Kingdom of Asura - Fituia Territory - Buena Village]

[This is my first time writing, so I'm sending you a picture of Demon Void Luo in advance to help you get used to it.]

I lay on the edge of the bed, looking at the newborn baby—neither crying nor fussing, just like me two years ago.

These foolish parents weren't surprised at all.

Paul, who had just become a father, made funny faces to try and make his baby laugh.

Unfortunately, this isn't a simple baby, and such clichéd methods won't amuse the soul of a man in his thirties.

Now little Rudy was being held by Senis, and her huge breasts were swaying in front of him.

The baby reached out his hand, and a... well... wonderful smile appeared on his face.

You can tell that the smile is genuine.

How do newborn babies make such expressions?

No one around seemed to find it strange.

But you can't blame this clueless couple for being inexperienced, because I was the same way when they picked me up two years ago.

I must have led them astray, making them think that babies should be like this.

"Oh dear~" The little baby stretched out his hands to look around.

Hmm... Little Rudy seems to finally understand the situation now.

I went up to her and put my two-year-old face close to hers: "Congratulations! You've become a lovely girl!"

With a loud thud, Paul hit me on the head.

That was close; they almost knocked my head off.

"Brother was just lying to you, you're still a man!" Paul's IQ had completely dropped, and he was actually in a hurry to explain to a newborn baby.

You think you're a man? Just wait and see how I play your son's little bird later.

"Trevor~ Paul~ Why do you think a newborn baby can understand?" Senis teased Rudy's little face with a big smile.

The silly couple, Paul and Senis, tease little Rudy together.

However, someone finally noticed that the newborn baby was acting strangely; it was the maid Lilia.

Lilia-san, don't be so smart, be a little dumber.

After a long day, everyone was exhausted. Rudy was taken to sleep with them, while I was happy to have my own room, pretending to sleep without listening to inappropriate sounds.

I was transported to this other world after I died about two years ago. I was found by Black Wolf Fang in the wilderness of the conflict zone.

Perhaps out of pity for me, they took turns caring for me for a while, instead of leaving me to die on the spot or throwing me into an orphanage or church.

Or perhaps it's because I'm too good at charming Senis.

However, this good time ended when Paul got Senis pregnant, and the whole thing fell apart.

This group has a very diverse composition; they're so diverse they could practically form a band.

Apostle of God and Man, Dwarf of Nantong, Foolish Orc, Elf Bus, Naïve and Sweet Young Lady Who Ran Away from Home, Ruthless and Arrogant Young Master Who Cut Off Ties...

All things considered, the naive and innocent rich girl Senis is the most normal one.

Fortunately, Senis's maternal instincts kicked in, and she adopted me when she married Paul.

I guess they were worried that I would be harmed by some kind of supernatural being.

I've read the novel "Mushoku Tensei" before, but since it's been so long, I only remember the general plot.

I still know that training magic power when I was a child could significantly increase the upper limit of magic power capacity.

So now it's time for me to use up all my magic power for the day again.

I don't need to cast any special spells. As soon as I accumulate magic power, it will immediately dissipate like a deflated balloon, and I don't even know where it goes.

At first, I tried to cast a water ball spell according to the magic book, but my body was completely drained and I slept for a day and a night.

Sigh, even though I'm a magic Squib, I've tried to keep training my magical power, and the progress is quite obvious. Even a water pump needs to pump for a while now.

Rudius wasn't stillborn, which means he's got the protagonist's script this time. Before the Great Transfer, let me play it safe for a bit, try my best to become a King-level swordsman, then head straight for the Labyrinth City to rescue Senis, and then just have to improvise...

"I'll be a swordsman then! A chivalrous hero roams the world with his sword, what's with the bullshit magician? Let whoever wants to be one be one!"

I definitely didn't say that because it tasted sour.

"Anyway, the current version is dominated by swordsmen, so this is just right."

System check begins

[All approved]

[God-level magic system activated!]

Hey! System! Cheat code! God-level magic! Has all that long-term magic training finally borne fruit?!

[Just kidding]

......

I @#￥%

I must have been asleep, and I was so eager for the system to appear and make things easier for me that I had this dream.

It must be like this.

After reading that book on the table, all the important things...

???

Is this my home from my past life? The book? Is it the one on the table?

no respond.

"System! I command you to appear!!!"

Still no response.

To bring people into dreams to communicate, could it be some kind of damned god?

You are a god among men!

This isn't a system! But it doesn't seem like a god either...

In short, there's definitely something wrong with this thing!

Even so, I still climbed up to the table and started reading that book—"Imaginary Magic".

The moment I touched the book, it floated automatically in front of me, and I opened it randomly according to my whims.

Completely blank? A wordless book?

I was just trying to deliberately elicit a response from that 'something,' but I failed.

I turned the book back to the first page.

The future concerning you cannot be directly observed, but it can be observed indirectly. Gods and humans are your enemies; protect your intelligence until you possess sufficient power.

This is your personal magic – a virtual world.

Its essence is an inherent boundary, an inner "mini-world" governed by will.

Infusing magic into a barrier allows you to store magic and increase the barrier's maximum capacity.

[By imprinting magic onto this book, you can summon it in the real world using the magic of a barrier.]

[You cannot create a fixed barrier in the real world; you will die.]

Your body has extremely high potential for magical abilities; do not stop training.

[I'll teach you magic next time]

I don't know what this system is. The gods and humans I know shouldn't be like this.

While we can't believe it entirely, this hypothetical world does exist. Let's test what we can confirm first.

Thinking of my hometown in the real world, I opened my eyes again and found myself back in front of my computer.

I pressed the power button, but as expected, there was no response.

Is it just an empty shell because we don't understand its structure?

Then I lay down on the sofa, and the familiar feeling was exactly the same.

This kind of thing can be perfectly recreated through the subconscious.

Only after standing in front of the mirror did I finally see my own face clearly.

He has brown hair and blue eyes, but his features haven't fully developed yet. However, it's certain that he'll grow up to be a handsome guy.

I feel like I've seen this face before...

He raised his hand, mentally recalling Paul's sword, and then the sword truly appeared in his hand.

Unlimited Blade Works?

Just thinking about that sword hill made it materialize, but unfortunately it was just a facade.

Next comes the most important part.

One hand is raised towards the distance.

Although I don't think it's necessary, I'll chant it anyway, just to be on the safe side.

"May you find the protection of the great water in all your desires, and may its cool, flowing water appear here at this moment—Water Ball."

Magic flowed along the body's pathways to the palm, and a water sphere was formed and flew straight out.

Then came a series of water balloons fired without any chanting.

Can't feel your mana drain? Then try intermediate magic.

"Gentle water spirit, princess of the stream flowing across the earth, wash away everything with your hidden, fierce power! —Splash Flow"

A ball of water was suddenly launched, flying towards an unknown distance.

Then, without any further explanation, they continued to unleash water cannons without chanting!

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Powerful! Dominant! Strong!!!"

"I'm going to single-handedly conquer the entire world!!!"