Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[After dinner - Living room]

"Wow, it's chocolate! It looks so delicious!"

The above is a statement from the Shadow Lord.

At this moment, Wang was lying on the sofa, actually reorganizing his thoughts, thinking about how to bring up the magical disaster and the moving to everyone.

She also brought out the gifts and snacks she had bought in Roya City, and was trying her best to improve her relationship with Little Norren and increase her favorability.

And so far, the results seem pretty good!

As little Norren unwrapped his gifts, he heard the king's coquettish voice, glanced at him, broke off a small piece of chocolate with his little hand, and held it to the king's lips.

Pressure Massenet!

Wang ate it without hesitation!

Since that's the case, let's continue with another little joke.

So the invincible Shadow King said to little Norren in a coquettish tone, "Mmm~ Thank you, little mommy, it's delicious~"

And little Norren's actions spiraled out of control.

He took a large piece of chocolate, sat down next to me, and then broke it off piece by piece to feed me.

Rudy, who was doing housework nearby, was staring at me with his eyes practically bulging out of their sockets.

"Is that Char Aznable? What a disgrace..."

cut......

It's nothing but jealousy...

"Little Mama, your other daughter, Rudius, seems jealous. Does she want some too?"

Little Norren instantly left the king's side and broke off a piece of chocolate for Rudy, who was doing housework, and handed it to him.

My little brother, who was just complaining about me, also squatted down and opened his mouth to accept the food that little Noren was feeding him.

"Thank...thank you, little mommy...meow~"

Hehe~

The Shadow Lord was overjoyed!

Little Norren is a rather quiet girl, and she doesn't talk to me much, perhaps because she's shy. But so far, it seems quite easy to increase her favorability.

They probably think of it as playing house with me now.

He even touched my head...

Um......

Sure enough, after separating her from Xia Aisha, without the pressure of comparing herself to her peers, she was happier...

Before long, even Senis joined in the game of feeding the king!

Eek~~~

Enjoying being fed by two mothers at the same time, what could be more delightful?

But just as I was enjoying the fun of playing house, an uninvited guest arrived...

There were actually quite a lot of people who came...

Philip, Alice, Gilead, and a large-breasted red-haired woman whose name I can't remember; I only remember that she was Alice's mother.

And they saw exactly what I looked like just now...

"Hey! Trevor, did I bother you?"

Philip even greeted me, who was lying in a lap of luxury, in the same manner he had when we first met...

This is a trial! Growth means overcoming one test after another!

So I forced myself to remain calm and responded in the same relaxed manner.

While the Shadow Lord could forcibly maintain his composure, others couldn't...

To be fair, it's already dark, and Mayor Philip of Roya has come to his relatives' house with his family. It doesn't seem like he's just visiting for no reason.

Perhaps he was also planning to evacuate his family ahead of time because of the magical disaster?

And the reason you've come to me is because you want...

Senis was about to get up to greet him when Philip immediately refused.

Um......

Although she has squinty eyes, she still has some sense of perception. If she dares to let Senis...

snort!

Senis and Gilead then chatted, while Alice asked Rudy to show her around the villa, and Paul had disappeared somewhere...

As for that red-haired, big-breasted woman, I learned her name from their conversation—Hilda.

I just don't know why she always looks at me with such a strange expression...

Hey?

All I did was lie on the sofa and play house with my sister.

The couple sat down opposite the king.

"You... haven't told everyone yet?"

"Hmm... I haven't figured out how to bring it up yet, or what the detailed plan is..."

"This isn't like you. Is there something you're worried about?"

There are indeed many concerns, the main one being that Senis and Lilia cannot meet.

My original plan was to prepare a nice place for Senis and the others to move to in Donadi, as if it were a vacation. But nothing is prepared yet. If we ignore Lilia, the reasonable decision would be to move to Sharia with the family...

I was hesitating about these situations before.

"There's no way around it... When it comes to family... you always have to consider things more."

"Yes, I understand."

"What are you guys talking about?"

Oh ~

So Paul went to serve tea and water.

However, it seems like he's deliberately avoiding Gilead. Could it be that Senis intentionally took Gilead away?

I see......

I forgot to ask before whether the powerful lines I prepared for Gilead were actually used, but now it seems they definitely were.

only......

"Father, please call Mother as well. There are some very important things to discuss..."

"Lord Philip, since I'm not ready yet, I'd like to ask you to explain things to me and share your plans."

"Um......"

[After a short period of time, once everyone has arrived]

"That's basically the situation..."

Philip gave a brief introduction to the magical disaster, and everyone looked worried.

Besides Alice...

In her hand was a toy Volkswagen Beetle model that Rudy had made for Norren.

Can't this brat tone it down a bit?

He even made an AK model for little Noren before. The way little Noren held the gun scared me so much that I thought he was about to summon the Demon Lord...

"My plan is to move my family to Donadi and also move some industrial facilities there in advance so that economic activities can continue and funds can be provided for the population migration here."

As for me, I must stay until the population relocation is complete before I can leave; it is my responsibility...

This is my general plan. Now, could you tell me your plan?

Before I could even speak, Paul interrupted...

"I need to protect my family... but I'm a bit short on money... so could you please take Senis and the others with you? I'll stay and help you until the evacuation is complete..."

Paul's posture is really humble...

Seriously...

Did you really think Philip was asking you, you stinky Paul...?

And the gentle Philip, not wanting to embarrass Paul, struck up a conversation with him.

"Well, that's great. To be honest, if I let you leave with the woman and the children, I'd have serious reservations about your character."

Philip was gentle, but not really that gentle, so the Shadow King chose to speak up.

"Could you please tell me what aspect you're worried about?"

"Hahaha! It would be too rude of me to say it out loud."

"Hmm...that's true..."

Even if you can trust Paul's character, you absolutely cannot trust his sexuality! Because Mrs. Hilda's breasts are so big they could fit a person's head inside...

"However, my funds are also quite tight, so I'd like to hear more about your plan. Little Wang, could you share it?"

Are you experiencing a cash crunch?

Oh!

I almost forgot about this, but I didn't expect Philip to remember it for me.

"When I traveled with the witch before, I saw some very beautiful scenery on the beach in Donadi territory."

At that time, I made up my mind to build a beautiful seaside villa there and bring my mother to live with me.

Then, every morning after waking up with my family, we can look out at the sea from inside the house and enjoy the blue sky and white clouds together.

That villa must have a garden, a sunroom, a private swimming pool, and a state-of-the-art plumbing system and flush toilets!

"This will cost a lot of money, sir."

"I know, and we also need to surround the villa with a wall, a whole perimeter!"

"To be honest... I also long for my wife and children to live that kind of life, but unfortunately I don't have that much money right now. There are many things that require money to evacuate the entire Fitoa territory..."

Philip then turned to Paul.

"So...cousin, could I borrow some money from you?"

As expected of Philip, he immediately joined the group buy when I started it! We really do get along well!

Paul was so desperate he wanted to crawl under the table!

"You...you two are kidding...even if you sold me, I couldn't come up with that much money..."

"Not necessarily. It depends on who you're sold to. If you were secretly sold to your younger brother, Lord Piremont, he might be very willing to pay generously."

"...Please, spare me...My father died long ago...If he were still alive, and still the lord, I'd be willing to grovel and apologize...and maybe even lend you some money...But the current lord is that scoundrel Piramont..."

"I see. Since neither of us has any money and we're not lords, let's borrow some from the wealthy people sitting here."

Who is it?

"Hmph! That would naturally be me!"

While everyone's attention is drawn to me!

The Shadow Lord tossed his hair with one hand, striking a pose brimming with confidence!

"Big...Big brother, are you...very rich?"

Now it's my turn to perform!

"Alas... Actually, I've had a dream of becoming a rich second-generation since I was a child, but my father just doesn't work hard, and I'm left with nothing but regret."

So, in order to let my younger siblings live the life of a rich kid, I'm working very hard to earn money. I'm just waiting for the day when Father becomes penniless, so I can lead Mother and my younger siblings to a good life.

Therefore, even while cultivating in the Holy Land of Swords, I never forgot to raid one bandit camp after another!

"So...son...how much money do you have?"

"Lord Philip, how much money do I have with you?"

"Your inventions sell very well. You've earned about 3,400 gold coins over the years, which is more than enough to build the villa you mentioned. If you add your amazing magic, you can save even more."

"Yes, I still have about four hundred gold coins left with Sharia, which I will lend to you. As long as my family is settled, you can use the rest of the money as you wish."

"That's great! That's one of the reasons I came to see you. But could I know what you were worried about before?"

"...I was considering whether to take my family to live in Sharia."

Why go to Sharia?

"I only showed off a couple of spells, and I was immediately invited to the magic university. While I was there, I also managed to get a letter of recommendation for my brat."

My original plan was to have my stinky little brother study there for a while, so naturally I wanted to live with the whole family.

"Hmm... the weather there is cold, so crop yields aren't high, and because it's in the city, the cost of living is higher, but that's nothing to you, right?"

"Money isn't really a big deal, but getting there requires crossing the Crimson Dragon's upper jaw, and the road will be difficult. My dear little sister, Noren, is still too young. Besides, I don't plan to stay there for too long. I'd rather build a villa by the sea to retire in."

"How old are you? Are you already thinking about retirement?"

"It's a bit early, but it would be good for Mother to stay there beforehand..."

"What a good child..."

Ok?

What happened?

Senis hadn't even shed a tear yet, so why was Hilda crying?

and many more!

Woman! What do you want to do?!

She actually moved right next to me, hugged me, and started crying?!

Pity......

Alice didn't see this...

Because she had long since gone off to play in the yard with Girenius...

Eh!

Got it!

"Little brat, what are your plans? Are you going to go to the magic university with your older brother or to Donadelli?"

"I...I wanted to ask...Alice...I'll go find her..."

Hmph! That brat has really been bewitched by that stupid woman!

"So, Mom, what are your plans?"

"Let's not talk about me yet, what are your own plans?"

"I......"

This king will naturally stay behind to cover for this magical disaster...

But this can't be told to Senis...

so......

I still have to lie...

"I am now a special student at the Magic University. After you are settled, I plan to go there to do some research..."

"Oh, that's good. I want to take Norren to Donadi. I'm happy that you want me to rest, but... I can't... Everyone is working hard, and I want to do my part too..."

"Mom, all you need to do is take good care of Norren..."

"Yes, darling..."

"I know... you won't feel at ease if I don't keep me in a safe place... so Norren and I will stay in a safe place... but there's no need to build me a big villa or anything... use that money for something worthwhile..."

Hmm... what a good woman...

Just as the Shadow Lord was sighing to Senis, Alice returned!

But her first thought wasn't to discuss where Rudy was going, but rather to ask a question!

"Why are you sitting in Mother's lap?"

That's right!

This is my plan!

Next, I will perform some tea ceremony in front of Alice to get revenge on this wicked woman who turned my brother into a dog!

But......

Before I could even begin my performance, I was already stunned by Lady Hilda's remarks...

Don't you think he looks a lot like your older brother?

Oh shit!

This woman is mentally ill!