Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[As the great writer once said, he liked compromise.]

Anyway, Sylphie's plan for now is to write as quickly and in as much detail as possible.

Therefore, Sylphie's storyline is very short; she only spends less than a day meeting Aisha and the others, so the information density is very high.

[After a long time]

Trevor was still unconscious at this time, being force-fed tea by Alucard.

[The border area between the Kingdom of Asura, the territory of Fituia, and the territory of Milpotts, within the camp of the Princess's Relief Society]

[Sylphie's Perspective]

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle~~~~"

"Spare us, please, Sister Sylphie!"

"Yeah~ Let's spare Gugga~"

"Oh dear~~~ You two little devils, don't you know what filial piety is? Can't you just let your older sister be happy for a little while?"

"Wow~~~~" x2

Not long ago, I, the Elf King, finished a busy day and was preparing to relax a bit during my rest time.

Just like when we were kids, we took off our shoes, went to a stream with Ariel to soak our feet, made ourselves a cushion with some kind of earth magic, and then lay down and watched the evening wind blow from the other side of the river.

Just as I, the Elf King, was enjoying myself, I spotted a familiar figure in the makeshift camp on the other side of the river—it looked like Aunt Lilia...

At first, I was just a little suspicious, since it's normal to occasionally see someone whose face looks familiar.

In my memory, Aunt Lilia always wore a maid's uniform, while the person in front of me was dressed in casual clothes that allowed for easy movement. But then I saw two little penguins waddling along, playing on the grass.

One had reddish-brown hair, and the other had light blonde hair.

Only then did this Elf King confirm that he had not mistaken her for someone else; it was indeed Aunt Lilia and Aisha!

The other child should be little Norren.

However, they did not recognize the other two people.

They must be acquaintances of Aisha and the others. Anyway, it's fate that we met. I haven't run into acquaintances in a long time.

So after saying hello, I couldn't resist hugging the two chubby little ones and burying my face in them, absorbing their life energy at the same time.

It scared little Norman so much he cried...

Because she thought I was a Spelud and was going to eat her or something...

To be honest, it's been a long time since I've been called that...

But apart from little Norren, everyone else recognized me. After some explanation, I learned that my older brother had secretly drawn a portrait of me and hung it at home.

That's why they were able to recognize them...

Those two people were the eldest brother's friends from the Sacred Land of Swords, and they said that after the eldest brother left, he gave them the house in the Sacred Land of Swords.

It was the same when I was with Teacher Luo Qixi. Whenever he casually let something slip out of his hand, it made us happy for a long time.

In short, although there is a lot to talk about, let's leave those things at the dinner table.

Now is a rare moment of rest for this Elf King. I must take advantage of the beautiful scenery and lovely ladies to quickly restore my SAN value.

I've been really tired lately...

I have so much to do tomorrow, but all I have around me is a bunch of useless people, hardly any of them are any good...

"Oh my, Your Majesty the Elf King, I never imagined you could be so gentle!"

"This Elf King is actually very gentle~"

"Can't you be a little gentler with me, the real princess?"

"That's clearly your own problem..."

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault. Can I borrow one of the little ones to play with?"

Um......

Having two women on either side is really great, but it's also a bit heavy...

"Noren? Can this older sister give me a hug? She's a princess, you know~"

"Hmm~"

Little Norman seems closer to Ariel than I am...

She barely struggled before Ariel embraced her...

There's nothing I can do...

Unlike me, who was always mistaken for a boy.

Ariel had an incredibly beautiful face; with her blonde hair and blue eyes, even her voice sounded very gentle.

But this guy...

After all, he was a nobleman of Asura, and he had some perverse fetishes.

Although I, the Elf King, have tried my best to correct her, unfortunately, it's still not completely fixed...

But with me around, at least she won't do anything to Norren...

"Is Ariel the princess of the [Green Sprouts]?"

"Yes, but that's not quite right either~"

"What do you mean?"

"[Green Sprouts] is what people call her. Princess Green Sprouts is your older sister, Silphie. But the princess in our official name, [Princess Relief Society], is me~"

"So it really is the Second Princess~"

"That's right! To be held and played with by this princess is a great honor for you, little sister~~~"

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Little Norman blushed after being coaxed by Ariel...

cut......

What's so great about it...?

Moreover, Ariel's statement was exactly the same as when she tried to bully the maids using her status before...

Can't you just say it in a more normal way?

Just as I was getting distracted, Aisha reached out her little hand and touched my hair.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing. I've only seen Sister Sylphie in paintings and figures before, so I wanted to know what it would feel like to touch Sister Sylphie's hair."

So that's how it is...

After that, I simply picked up Aisha and lay down on the grass, letting her crawl towards my hair.

As a result, she simply pounced on my face like a monster in a maze, grabbing my face and then rubbing my hair.

Ah ~

Although it sounds a bit creepy, Aisha is actually quite cute, and the way she touches her hair is quite gentle.

After Aisha blocked out the sunlight, it was as if it had gotten dark...

I've been so tired lately...

I just want to fall asleep right now...

"How's your hair, sister?"

"She's quite pretty. I think she would be even prettier with long hair, just like Alucard."

Alucard?

That legendary divine weapon...

And it wasn't until I met Mr. Paul and my father recently that I learned my older brother is none other than the Holy Sword Jax...

I thought I could catch up with my older brother a little...

The gap actually widened...

Ugh......

"But practicing swordsmanship with long hair is a bit troublesome..."

"It's okay, when Daddy last saw you, his hair was even longer than yours..."

"I see..."

Should I grow my hair long too?

Just as I was hesitating, Aisha spoke again.

"By the way, should I call you 'older sister' or 'aunt'?"

"..."

It seems like Aisha already knows...

But she still cares a lot about how she's addressed...

This suggests that she actually has her own thoughts about this relationship.

"It doesn't matter. I, the Elf King, will call you Aisha. Call me whatever you want."

"Isn't this a bit too casual?"

"It's okay, you know? When we were little, I was clearly a girl, and a month older than Rudy, but your dad called me 'Third Brother' for a long time..."

He said something like, "The weak must obey the will of the strong. If I can beat him up, I might even make him my little sister."

"Pfft~ Dad really never told me about these things~~~ So what happened next?"

"Later on, I, the Elf King, demonstrated enough power to reclaim my rightful identity, while Rudy was forcibly turned into the third sister by my eldest brother."

Being the understanding person I am, I still gently addressed Rudy as "Third Brother," but Rudy dared to be so disrespectful as to secretly call me "Second Sister"... Thinking back on it now, it's so funny!

In short, call me whatever you want.

"Oh~ how about Brother Hilfi?"

"Are you looking for a beating?"